Lol at breaking up of chain whilst posting about wanting the chain broke

Must be nice, I got this Honduran chick that I've been smashing for a while, she's a solid 7 on the in bed skills, but I lived with a 10 for 3 years so I guess I'm a bit spoiled.

Met an awesomely beautiful woman last week, hoping she becomes slam piece then sugar mama (she's in law school so there is serious income potential in the future)

Keep up the good work...

I was out in the wilderness tonight for a few hours, no cell service. Fun to see what I missed

You guys should see TBH's steak he cooked today in the good steak thread he was humble but it looked sooooo good

Good to hear you're balls deep.

Sad to see you can't multi-task tho

**** you wednesday

My sports book is giving odds on the upcoming US presidential election and something strange caught my eye.

GOP Donald Trump to Drop Out of 2016 Election 50-1
Dem Hilary Clinton to Drop Out or be Forced Out of 2016 Election 25-1

I thought Mr. Trump was the one everyone thought may drop out, I haven't heard anything about Mrs Clinton willfully exiting the race even being a possibility. I know there are dozens of "news" outlets that regularly post "New evidence will force Clinton out of presidential race" but it usually is wild conjecture at best, easily fact checked to be false more often than not.

I have viewed Mr. Trump to be far more likely to drop out from minute one so I wonder where the 50-1 and 25-1 come from there.

I think there are suckers here to be fleeced - The conservative sites are pushing (1) that Hillary will be indicted any day now and (2) that her health is poor.

Enough people live in that sort of news bubble that I think there will probably be a few who believe in these scenarios enough to slap some money down on them.

I agree, I don't really see either of them dropping out, most likely bookmaker saw an opportunity for sucker bets and pounced.

b/c I am such a valued customer (lol) my book gave me 10$ credit on my account, gotta bet is like 5 times before I can withdraw anything, but it'll add some fun bets to me upcoming tickets.

Bovada gave me $10 in January, no strings attached. I had my account down to $5 and wasn't playing, and I'd only ever deposited there once 5 years ago. They sent me an email saying something like 'We put $10 in your poker account, have fun." I've made them some rake almost every day since.

Speaking of bets, nfl soon

waiting for money lines to be put up for college games so I can make ridiculous 10 game tickets.

But how can we bet on NFL without Sammy guidance?

What do Vikings know about hand-egg anyways?

I'm taking every dog week 1

I want a BBV hat. When I get home, I might mess around with some designs.

Neither are going to drop out but if people will hand free money to the off shore books they won't turn it away

lol, kinda reminds me of when I charged someone $10 to explain the "Stupid Tax"

Poor Sammy

tomorrow is thursday, weekend can start. My friend is getting married on a seacoast, we rented a house from thursday to sunday. Life is great, sammy is weak

RIP Sammy

Poor Sammy

Soon to be off to getting paid to AAAaaaaAAaAAAaaaaaA.

Brag: Tonight I even have an assistant, ****ing sweet.
Beat: Will have to share some of generous comp tab with assistant.
Variance: Unsure about quantity/quality of tail in this establishment tonight.

Thread title changed to reflect Sammy's financial situation.