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09-01-2016 , 12:45 PM

#51

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sammy's gonna be pissed when he comes back.

Is there a way to block the first page from his view or am I gonna have to make 30 "I take it back" posts?

09-01-2016 , 01:06 PM

#52

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Is there a way to block the first page from his view or am I gonna have to make 30 "I take it back" posts?

dont be afraid of a silly litte danish boy with small thumbs and an insatiable hunger for sperm sauce

09-01-2016 , 01:24 PM

#53

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Sweet! I got my medal from last month.

09-01-2016 , 01:45 PM

#54

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

09-01-2016 , 01:58 PM

#55

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Thead title corrected!

09-01-2016 , 02:01 PM

#56

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

dont be afraid of a silly litte danish boy with small thumbs and an insatiable hunger for sperm sauce

I do not fear the Sammy, but there is also no hate in my heart for the Sammy either. That said it is never my goal to offend any 2+2 member (except you ChanY you godforsaken pig fondling douche, burn in Hell) and I don't want to upset someone who has never offended me.

I hope Sammy knows that my recent posts were just for fun and not to be construed as an attack or disrespect.

09-01-2016 , 02:33 PM

#57

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Old boss started opening his mouth and getting caught in his own lies, both in writing and verbally so I have his ass dead to rights.

Jerk is trying to freeroll me but he's not versed himself enough in employment law in California or in not incriminating yourself to pull off freerolling me. It's just going to be a headache seeking my wages, loss wages and damages.

09-01-2016 , 03:30 PM

#58

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

if you can find a bookie that will take this action you shoudl do it:

Two ncaafb parlays:
charlotte +38.5 and the under at 58.5
louisville -38.5 and the over at 58.5

I can't even get a book to accept the bet so you know it's good

09-01-2016 , 04:03 PM

#59

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

CD is off to a hot start right now. Going to be hard for anyone to aim for higher than a Sammy medal.

09-01-2016 , 04:13 PM

#60

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

CD is off to a hot start right now. Going to be hard for anyone to aim for higher than a Sammy medal.

Good day 1 , now if I can finish half as strong as my ex-gf, no one has a chance to beat me.

09-01-2016 , 05:06 PM

#61

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Good day 1 , now if I can finish half as strong as my ex-gf, no one has a chance to beat me.

I'm trying to interpret this mentioning of your ex-gf in a way that isn't sexual...

But I can only think of like 5 sexual examples of what it means

09-01-2016 , 06:16 PM

#62

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I'm trying to interpret this mentioning of your ex-gf in a way that isn't sexual...

But I can only think of like 5 sexual examples of what it means

That's what I was going for

09-01-2016 , 06:20 PM

#63

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

That's what I was going for

That a boy! It's after 6pm in FLA, are you going to drink to welcome the impending Hurricane that's about to ass pound most of the state?

09-01-2016 , 07:20 PM

#64

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

I still want my ****ing undertitle.

09-01-2016 , 07:23 PM

#65

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Do something undertitle worthy

09-01-2016 , 07:34 PM

#66

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

I tell every ****ty day to **** off.

For solidarity obvs

09-01-2016 , 07:36 PM

#67

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

TBH undertitle nomination:

F***ed Off Everyday

09-01-2016 , 08:10 PM

#68

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I still want my ****ing undertitle.

Make a nasty steak in the oot thread. Or am I confusing you with bighurt?

09-01-2016 , 08:16 PM

#69

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Make a nasty steak in the oot thread. Or am I confusing you with bighurt?

bighurt###### = dealer who lived in LV and now in Washington State

thebighurt35 = drunken jerk who tells everyday to F itself

09-01-2016 , 08:20 PM

#70

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I think we should have some sort of BBV triathlon to see who gets the next undertitle.

Either that or give an UT to the Reg who is willing to be banned the longest (gimmicks=disqualification).

We could have a bidding war.

09-01-2016 , 08:27 PM

#71

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I feel like my posting history in various subforums followed by my AMA and my regular AAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaa along with being Sammy's American rival (or a Super Villain in the eyes of Denmarkians everywhere) that I rightly earned "Tripped and Fell"

Bighurt is riding my coattails like a hot chick that's not funny who banged me because she thought it'd get her further along in comedy (dumb broad)

09-01-2016 , 09:35 PM

#72

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

AaaaaaAAAaaAAaaAaaaaaaAA

09-01-2016 , 09:36 PM

#73

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I'm in.

09-01-2016 , 09:37 PM

#74

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

AaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaa

Also

BbbbBbBbbBbBbbbbbbb

I'm quite on that level 1 week with only per event/project work and no regular job!

09-01-2016 , 09:38 PM

#75

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

That a boy! It's after 6pm in FLA, are you going to drink to welcome the impending Hurricane that's about to ass pound most of the state?

I live down in the taint of Florida, hurricane current throat raping upper part.

AaaaaAAing for 5th consecutive night of many beers and next to no sleep, cuz health stuff and all, yeah 'Merica!!!

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