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12-21-2017 , 02:01 PM

#1176

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy would be happy with franko these days

12-21-2017 , 02:07 PM

#1177

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

It's funny that you post this now. Special thanks to Obama and all his Obamaids and all the Obamsqatterclustertrumpfuarks Sammylovers my flight got delayed by nine hours and instead of being en route to the holidays I am back at my crib and thinking how not to become an alcoholic in this life. I literally worked my ar*e off till the last minute, rushed to my flat and packed, got a mild haert attack cos I left my mobile in my office, etc. oh well...
Cheers! Kririn Ichiban, pretty good beer
Also it was very nice how my favourite airline of all times could notify my immediately via e-mail that my baggage was checked in but could notify me via any channel about a 9h flight delay due to late arrival of aircraft. That wouldve saved me 1.5h and 80US in taxi. I will sue the s**t out of them but that prolly wont help me much, cos HK has clustertrumpfuark all consumer protection laws like US, thanks to Obama obv
Lufthansa I know why I avoided your devious ways for like 3 years, the Obamaids is very strong in your presence

I took Lufthansa on my one trip to Germany, thinking they would be better than a standard USA carrier. NEIN.

12-21-2017 , 02:34 PM

#1178

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

aliving

12-21-2017 , 02:49 PM

#1179

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

12-21-2017 , 03:07 PM

#1180

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy would be happy with franko these days

Fuck you Frank. We will knock you out of the Euro Cup in January, in your own country. IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY

Frank will cry like a girl. LIKE A GIRL

Spoiler:

12-21-2017 , 03:15 PM

#1181

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy drank 4 beers, 3 too much

12-21-2017 , 03:16 PM

#1182

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

no u

12-21-2017 , 03:17 PM

#1183

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sammy lil bitchin like a lil *****

12-21-2017 , 03:26 PM

#1184

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy drank 4 beers, 3 too much

No frank, Sammy drank 20+ and Willow drink at least 20 more. Budala smežurana baba.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

no u

This

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

sammy lil bitchin like a lil *****

Sammy will drink your piss so fast your ears will bleed, bitch!

12-21-2017 , 03:33 PM

#1185

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. the gif-ts are good and the flu test is positive; neutral on the day I'd say
1. GYPSIEFRIEND I AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE WORKLESS AFTER TODAY YASSSS HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU
2. Mr. tbh I was just kidding about accepting your banishment because lol I am ****poster extraordinaire
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle someone made you a card no idea who
4. We got the antiviral drugs #thanksobamaids
5. Today we have plans that will be cancelled because sickness
6. Mostly to stop the spread of the AIDS
7. Mr. FWWM I am sorry for your troubles but now you get to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
8. Mr. Sheep you pick great threads and great boobs #thanksobama
9. The bloodhounds have been released to find Mr. WN's corpse
10. and Natamus; like what the **** did we do to chase away that one?

12-21-2017 , 03:43 PM

#1186

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Thanks for the card sir! It made my day!

12-21-2017 , 03:55 PM

#1187

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Your current location made me lol pretty ****ing hard not gonna lie

12-21-2017 , 03:57 PM

#1188

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

That wasn't AF. It was another guy who never calls.

12-21-2017 , 04:01 PM

#1189

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

That wasn't AF. It was another guy who never calls.

12-21-2017 , 04:06 PM

#1190

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

It wasn't me

12-21-2017 , 04:06 PM

#1191

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

12-21-2017 , 04:11 PM

#1192

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

It wasn't me

It's always you, punk!

Spoiler:

Last edited by Morphismus; 12-21-2017 at 04:37 PM. Reason: 1x spoiler is enough

12-21-2017 , 04:43 PM

#1193

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

**** you sammy

12-21-2017 , 04:45 PM

#1194

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

**** you sammy

gdje je moja žaba?

12-21-2017 , 04:45 PM

#1195

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

12-21-2017 , 04:48 PM

#1196

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Majik, right now! It's for your own good

12-21-2017 , 04:53 PM

#1197

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Such a confusing mythic creature.

12-21-2017 , 05:13 PM

#1198

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

gdje je moja žaba?

1. Has The Sammy noticed that a German mod has edited Sammy's post with the spoilers?
2. Does The Sammy feel that this is acceptable?
3. In Polish it would be "gdzie jest moja żaba".
4. In Russian it would be "где моя лягушка".
5. Will The Sammy be watching the Four Hills Tournament?
6. Sheep is naked right now.
7. Is The Sammy also naked?

12-21-2017 , 05:24 PM

#1199

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

1. Has The Sammy noticed that a German mod has edited Sammy's post with the spoilers?
Not before Sheep alerted Sammy about this punk's abuse of power
2. Does The Sammy feel that this is acceptable?
This is not acceptable and will be dealt with accordingly
3. In Polish it would be "gdzie jest moja żaba".
calm down
4. In Russian it would be "где моя лягушка".
CALM DOWN
5. Will The Sammy be watching the Four Hills Tournament?
Yes ofc, favourite hangover TV after NYE
6. Sheep is naked right now.
That's nice
7. Is The Sammy also naked?
Yes

Punk