knife party is legit

sorry bro

Pretty sure one of these is post 8k for you my friend.

I accept your banishment. FAREWELL

Officially on holiday and enjoying the beers

plus one

2-4 weeks holiday before going to Aachen. Sammy will drink many beers and eat lots of pork. It will be glorious.

Eat some beef, you heathen!

Sammy loves to eat baby cows. Christmas is for pork, birds and herring though.

The thirty-count laws of Ulla (Talmudist) include the prohibition of humans consuming carrion.[9] This count is in addition to the standard seven law count and has been recently published from the Judeo-Arabic writing of Shmuel ben Hophni Gaon after having been lost for centuries.[10]

Mr.mmmKay will cook some beef for Christmas

HAI BBV

HAI (sorta sick but recovering) AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

Today will be a good day.

1) no more work after today. (long weekend...sigh)
2) My favorite music day is today. Armin Van Buurens top 40 tracks of 2017 is today. This makes me a very happy Gypsie.
3) there will be much AAAAaaaAaAA.

Tomorrow will however be a **** day
1) I must continue the remodel of the kitchen the wife started weeks ago. This means electrical, sheet rocking, new light fixtures, cabinets and god knows what else.
2) I must brave the world to finish the procrastinating xmas shopping that I didn't do. so I have to try and not murder anyone whilst out.

Oh well....the good and the bad.

**** it

What a ridiculous decade this year has been

Hopefully this time next year I'll be in Reno, busy trying to figure out taxes on my poker winnings over a comped coffee shop breakfast, which in turn will be taxable

I'm sure Horus will help me out.

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

The world needs nore stand up citizens like you. I would be honored to help!

Sammy,

I'm finally found a present for you...

Sammy's present

Thank you

Sammy no hace anal, punk!

at least you got a lot of years out of it

Well it's going to be a tight little knot then.

Do they offer that service also for pussy? His GF could use it to "condition" Sammy w.r.t.o. cunnilingus.

Are you coming to Aachen to drink beers with Sammy? Sammy will be at RWTH from mid Jan to start Feb. You should come Jan 20 for the "Einstein's Music Box" night, it will be fun.

April 20th, 2016

To this day we still express our gratefulness to USA#1's former president from time to time, but not as much as in June last year. Thanks FWWM!

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It's funny that you post this now. Special thanks to Obama and all his Obamaids and all the Obamsqatterclustertrumpfuarks Sammylovers my flight got delayed by nine hours and instead of being en route to the holidays I am back at my crib and thinking how not to become an alcoholic in this life. I literally worked my ar*e off till the last minute, rushed to my flat and packed, got a mild haert attack cos I left my mobile in my office, etc. oh well...
Cheers! Kririn Ichiban, pretty good beer
Also it was very nice how my favourite airline of all times could notify my immediately via e-mail that my baggage was checked in but could notify me via any channel about a 9h flight delay due to late arrival of aircraft. That wouldve saved me 1.5h and 80US in taxi. I will sue the s**t out of them but that prolly wont help me much, cos HK has clustertrumpfuark all consumer protection laws like US, thanks to Obama obv
Lufthansa I know why I avoided your devious ways for like 3 years, the Obamaids is very strong in your presence