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12-22-2017 , 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
That meat looks very over cooked
It was over cooked. Sammy was focused on his beer and forgot about the meat. The dogs didn't seem to mind though. Neighbour's wife is not home. Neighbour and Sammy will drink the beers and make homemade fireworks in his garage.

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
I will drink ur piss Sammy
Calm down
12-22-2017 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86

Everything that Sammy produces is beautiful. Yes, even that!
QFT
12-22-2017 , 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Neighbour and Sammy will drink the beers and make homemade fireworks in his garage.
RIP Sammy
12-22-2017 , 02:02 PM
0. YES PERFECT GIF-TS FOR A PERFECT SEASON
1. lol jk **** your Friday I'm still Fluing but Gypsie won't see this (love you gypsie)
2. Mr. tbh noticeably absent on a Friday morning
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat good work; cocaine is for the neaters!
4. Today we cinnamon roll before we avocado
5. Then we coffee so damn hard
6. Not leaving the house due to illness has been very hard for the Folding
7. Mr. FWWM I am ****ing sorry but Lufthansa can suck a ****
8. Mr. Sheep how did you pull this golden turd out of thin air?!
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle you have done BBV very proud and drinking Sammy's piss before he drinks yours will render the Sammy useless!
12-22-2017 , 02:02 PM
10. homemade RIPsammy incoming
12-22-2017 , 02:04 PM
12-22-2017 , 02:18 PM
Sammy lets get naked right now!

Call 0800 BBV for a full service
12-22-2017 , 02:20 PM
Nice list mr folding

I am Still pissed off from yesterday after two $50 booties 85% favs on the turn and board paired twice. Then missed another $85 booty on a 50/50 flop. One day there will be some justice.
12-22-2017 , 02:32 PM
I'm here for you. Pretty much every day.
12-22-2017 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
It's grape-arita season!
Fixed that for u
12-22-2017 , 02:52 PM
Only 4 month until Asparagus season!
12-22-2017 , 02:58 PM
in New Zealand you can buy them now!
12-22-2017 , 02:59 PM
I might get a meat pie for breakfast
12-22-2017 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
in New Zealand you can buy them now!
White Asparagus?
12-22-2017 , 03:27 PM
Yep you can buy it from some places
12-22-2017 , 03:27 PM
Sperm sauce is available year round so no waiting.
12-22-2017 , 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
I might get a meat pie for breakfast
Thats what she said.
12-22-2017 , 03:27 PM
I picked Asparagus one summer as a student!
12-22-2017 , 04:00 PM
White Asparagus?
12-22-2017 , 04:01 PM
I will give each and every one of you a meatpie.
12-22-2017 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
White Asparagus?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Yep you can buy it from some places
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
White Asparagus?
WHITE ASPARAGUSSSS

IT COULD BE ONE OF YOUR KIDS

WHITE ASPARAGUSSSS

LITTLE MORPHY LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS
12-22-2017 , 04:22 PM
Morph seems to be suffering from white Aspergers
12-22-2017 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Morph seems to be suffering from white Aspergers
haaaHH neighbour and SAmmy drunk. Sammy homer to get old computer. NEIghbour and Sammy willl blow up old computer in the g arden. It will fun.

12-22-2017 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
WHITE ASPARAGUSSSS

IT COULD BE ONE OF YOUR KIDS

WHITE ASPARAGUSSSS

LITTLE MORPHY LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Morph seems to be suffering from white Aspergers
I would happily sell y'all's souls for some white Asparagus right now!
12-22-2017 , 05:32 PM

      
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