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an now i am in the newer mexico and will do my annual 5 day cleanse.

we will have no intoxicants (besides coffee) for the week.

Happy ****ing holidays bitches

12-24-2017 , 01:00 PM

#1427

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Merry X-mas!

And remember we all can be Horus for one day!

12-24-2017 , 01:04 PM

#1428

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Happy Sheepday!

Postings and good tidings to follow!

12-24-2017 , 01:08 PM

#1429

klitmoeller

newbie

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wait where am I

12-24-2017 , 01:09 PM

#1430

AlwaysCalling

enthusiast

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you're not in Denmark anymore, Tøtø

12-24-2017 , 01:12 PM

#1431

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Today is the 38th consecutive Sheepday. Not only is this a wonderful Sheepday, but it is Christmas Eve! No one can doubt that this special day was MEANT to land with such intent. Perfect even. Nope, no arguments, it was intended by the Gods (Morph made it so). Accept it. Yuge.

Sorry, got distracted. On this fine day we acknowledge the efforts and accomplishments of one Mr. Sheep, a fabulous contributor to the annals of 2p2 history, a curator like no December has seen before, and owner of the best collection of pokerstars collectible plushies around.

Rejoice, brethren.

12-24-2017 , 01:12 PM

#1432

Butler Jeeves

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 60

Quote:

Originally Posted by klitmoeller

wait where am I

A good day to you, sir!

12-24-2017 , 01:13 PM

#1433

klitmoeller

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 23

GOSH THE CHAROLLAIS SHEEP ARE CUTE ARE THEY

12-24-2017 , 01:14 PM

#1434

AlwaysCalling

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 65

OBEY

12-24-2017 , 01:15 PM

#1435

klitmoeller

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butler Jeeves

A good day to you, sir!

A tip of my hat to you, Jeeves!

12-24-2017 , 01:16 PM

#1436

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The gimmicks are running amuck. AMUCK.

12-24-2017 , 01:17 PM

#1437

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Pine, pork fat, black beer and a special ingredient that shall remain unrevealed.

sperm sauce

12-24-2017 , 01:19 PM

#1438

Mop Rake

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12-24-2017 , 01:20 PM

#1439

Mop Rake

newbie

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12-24-2017 , 01:25 PM

#1440

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

He has Star Trek alien ridges on his nose.

12-24-2017 , 01:26 PM

#1441

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

AMUCKED

12-24-2017 , 01:28 PM

#1442

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AMUCKED MAH CAHDS

post 9009 is palindromic. Me gusta.

12-24-2017 , 01:29 PM

#1443

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Some of us are above this gimmick tom foolery.

12-24-2017 , 01:33 PM

#1444

AlwaysFolding

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I don't buy it. You cunning linguist.

12-24-2017 , 01:53 PM

#1445

Gary CHN

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 143

I NEVER GIMMICK

12-24-2017 , 02:02 PM

#1446

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i have no, nor have i ever had, a gimick.

I tried one time when i got a temp hammer and i couldnt set one up in the first minutes os i said

Spoiler:

12-24-2017 , 02:04 PM

#1447

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

NO theres one song from Tupac that I like

here is some fgfood hip hop for you. IF you are looking for good rap, just don't look at anything after '07 (at least 99% of it)

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12-24-2017 , 02:06 PM

#1448

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

so i have a dinner party to attend tonight and there will be a bunch of lames.

This will test my 5 day cleanse

12-24-2017 , 02:07 PM

#1449

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i am on a good start tho, only water and coffee in mmy body for the last 40ish hours.

Should be at 48 by the time ii eat

**** you body, this is what you get for slacking off on the kidney/liver situation