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12-26-2017 , 07:05 AM

#1651

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down, right now!

Fake boobies itt, Sammy does not like.

12-26-2017 , 07:15 AM

#1652

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

nit

12-26-2017 , 07:21 AM

#1653

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

nit

Fake boobs are like beer without alcohol. Why would you drink beer with no alcohol Frank? Damn, you're so weak.

12-26-2017 , 07:32 AM

#1654

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Sex without going down on her is like beer without alcohol. Why would you have sex without going down on her Sammy? Damn, you're so weak.

12-26-2017 , 07:47 AM

#1655

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sex without going down on her is like beer without alcohol. Why would you have sex without going down on her Sammy? Damn, you're so weak.

Sammy goes down on her on special occasions like birthdays/anniversaries or when blackmailed. That does not mean Sammy's like it though. Punk

12-26-2017 , 07:56 AM

#1656

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Weak

12-26-2017 , 08:07 AM

#1657

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy will fight you irl, punk!

12-26-2017 , 08:33 AM

#1658

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

But I'm a lover not a fighter.

12-26-2017 , 08:38 AM

#1659

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy will make love to you irl, punk!

12-26-2017 , 08:43 AM

#1660

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

You better go down on me!

12-26-2017 , 08:51 AM

#1661

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

April 22nd, 2017

The great Folding has introduced Sheepday to BBV - we all know that. But who remembers the fact that Sheepday might as well have been on Saturdays instead of Sundays?

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1176
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1193

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12-26-2017 , 09:17 AM

#1662

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You better go down on me!

You make sure to bring enough beer and pork, and we'll see what happens.

12-26-2017 , 09:23 AM

#1663

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

sperm sauce

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy goes down on her on special occasions like birthdays/anniversaries or when blackmailed.

...also Christmas?

12-26-2017 , 09:29 AM

#1664

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

#ripfwwm
Merry Xmas all. May you all get the bestest sperm sauces. web connection in countryside Bavaria has the obamaids as always, back online couple days

12-26-2017 , 09:32 AM

#1665

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

miss u

xoxo

12-26-2017 , 10:01 AM

#1666

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...also Christmas?

No, Jesus wouldn't approve

12-26-2017 , 10:19 AM

#1667

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

12-26-2017 , 12:44 PM

#1668

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

cleanse died last night, made it 72 hours with no aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

last night was very aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12-26-2017 , 12:45 PM

#1669

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

going to cook for my parents tonight,

Spoiler:

12-26-2017 , 01:05 PM

#1670

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Alive

12-26-2017 , 01:06 PM

#1671

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Who's piss are ur drinking today Sammy?

12-26-2017 , 01:31 PM

#1672

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Who's piss are ur drinking today Sammy?

Scarlets - Ospreys (Giunness pro14) over 29,5
West Virgina - Utah over 50,5
Limoges - Lietuvos under 163,5
Belfius Mons - Okapi Aalstar over 157,5
Brussels - Antwerp Giants over 153,5
Spotter Leuven - Limburg under 164,5
Liverpool -2 (asian)

You can thank Sammy later.

Beers