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12-07-2017 , 01:44 PM

#376

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I thought the scene was funny, but maybe it wasn't for everyone

12-07-2017 , 01:47 PM

#377

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

That's another guy who thought he was funny. Prolly just some SA gimmick though

12-07-2017 , 01:47 PM

#378

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Fiddle will be so sad when he finds out.

12-07-2017 , 01:50 PM

#379

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Inb4 eulogy.

12-07-2017 , 02:04 PM

#380

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fiddle will be so sad when he finds out.

He's been banned for ages.

One day Denmark will catch up with the rest of the world.

12-07-2017 , 02:09 PM

#381

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Inb4 eulogy.

I have written that for ages.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

It is hard to eulogize any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of gender bending, who moved an internet forum towards total sexual confusion, and in the process tilted billions of rednecks around the world.

Born during season 2 of Golden Girls, far from finding his sexual identity, a gender-fluid being raised as a boy by the elders of his gender-fluidity-ignorant tribe – Oberbrunner would emerge as the first great gender bender of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, she would lead a resistance movement – a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of making sure that every aspect of life is represented by equal amounts of cis-males, trans-females, cis-females, and trans-men (in any order). She would endure brutal privacy-violation that began in the Lady’s bathroom of the DMV, and reached the outside of said bathroom. Thrown out of the Lady’s bathroom, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – have awkward conversations about it with 3 people involved.

Given the sweep of her posting record, and the penis pix that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Oberbrunner as an icon, male one day, female the other, detached from the tawdry affairs of cis males. But Oberbrunner herself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us her opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with her victories. “At one point I closed my real Tinder account so that I could swipe right on one again, thinking that if I swiped right again, I would be more likely to show up for one” he wrote, “Now, I wonder if that confused Tinder and it's keeping me from showing up at all on one's Tinder?”

Oberbrunner showed us the power of gender bending; of taking risks on behalf of our ideals. Perhaps Oberbrunner was right that she inherited the balls from Caitlyn Jenner. But unlike closeted homosexuals – like LuckyLuke01 and King Spew – Oberbrunner disciplined his anger; and channeled her desire to bombing other threads with LGBTIQ issues into making threads, and more threads, and strategies for action, so cis-men, trans-women, trans-men, and cis-women (in any order) could stand-up for their dignity. Moreover, she accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “[a] person was upset that I was not in the bathroom of my gender assigned at birth” she wrote in the “Violated!”-Thread. “I was upset with the person for invading my privacy”

Oberbrunner taught us the meaning of “cis” in the first place, but also the importance of “trans”; the need to trade genitalia pix not only with those you agree with, but also with those who you don’t. He understood that sexual orientation cannot be contained by your body, or extinguished by bathroom assignments.

After this great gender bender is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and villages, and rejoined our daily routines, let us search then for her strength – for his largeness of spirit – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – think of Oberbrunner, and the words that brought him comfort within her body:

Sometimes I feel like I’m a “mate”
Sometimes I’m female, real and whole
I am the mistress of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

What a great soul he was. We will miss her deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Oberbrunner. May Caitlyn Jenner bless the people of BBV4L.

12-07-2017 , 02:16 PM

#382

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Who else do you already have a eulogy in store?

12-07-2017 , 02:17 PM

#383

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Will not be missed.

12-07-2017 , 02:35 PM

#384

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

He'll They'll be back.

12-07-2017 , 02:41 PM

#385

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

franko is playing liveaments

many beers on the table

12-07-2017 , 02:42 PM

#386

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. The gif-t is approved for today and forever
1. It's a ****-you-thursday-sorry-Gypsie-you-gotta-kill-it
2. Mr. tbh once again missing
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat don't make me find you on the interwebs
4. We're cutting off the chinese girl because she said
5. and I quote
6. Don't waste my time if this is all it can be
7. RIGHT AFTER SHE SAID SHE MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER EX (Probably Mr. FWWM!)
8. Mr. Sheep how do you take a person seriously who directly confounds their own message immediately?
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle you may have this one and I shall mail her to you

12-07-2017 , 02:43 PM

#387

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Who else do you already have a eulogy in store?

None atm. Should I start with yours?

12-07-2017 , 02:49 PM

#388

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SHEEP!!

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

and a very special HAI to Sammy. drinker of human piss and porker extraordinaire!!

12-07-2017 , 02:50 PM

#389

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

franko is playing liveaments

many beers on the table

GL GL GL GL GL

RUN GOOT RUN GOOT RUN GOOT!!!

12-07-2017 , 02:50 PM

#390

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

12-07-2017 , 02:51 PM

#391

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i am 99% alive

12-07-2017 , 02:52 PM

#392

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

January 4th, 2013

Reminders are not always about hydration. t0okie used to remind us every Friday to light one up.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...7&postcount=86

Spoiler:

can we avy size this for new tbh avy?

12-07-2017 , 02:53 PM

#393

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Based on the recent AF post it might not be the worst idea

Cmon AF she's young and needs the D, aaah experience I meant to say. Also very Murican chinese girl you have there, an Asian girl would hardly ever talk even remotely that direct.

12-07-2017 , 02:53 PM

#394

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

saw sam harris and bret weinstein soeak last night, then i got really hammered, then i set the oven on fire making a roast and this silly little indian had a panic attack. i let the flames roar while he lost his **** for a while b4 putting it out with the baking soda