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12-11-2017 , 03:03 PM

#626

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

calling natamus back is like changing your sex

12-11-2017 , 03:20 PM

#627

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

This is how you play PLO2, SJ. It's the only way!

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37891647

MP3: $0.83 (41.5 bb)
CO: $1.74 (87 bb)
BTN: $6.75 (337.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $0.78 (39 bb)
BB: $2 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $2.79 (139.5 bb)
MP1: $3.50 (175 bb)
MP2: $3.07 (153.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.08, 3 folds, BTN raises to $0.28, Hero raises to $0.78 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 raises to $2.65, BTN raises to $6.75 and is all-in, MP1 calls $0.85 and is all-in

Flop: ($7.81) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: ($7.81) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: ($7.81) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

12-11-2017 , 03:36 PM

#628

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

HH and almost a wrap. AIPF

Got it

Last edited by suitedjustice; 12-11-2017 at 03:43 PM.

12-11-2017 , 03:46 PM

#629

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

12-11-2017 , 03:56 PM

#630

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Good page so far.
1. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MONDAY GYPSIE GET THE SCISSORS

I have brought the big scissors!! also known as hedge trimmers!! They are sharp and ready to lop off Mondays godforsaken head.

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SHEEP. (sheep is a good sheep because there are no bad sheep.....or are there?)

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!!!

12-11-2017 , 04:02 PM

#631

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

12-11-2017 , 04:35 PM

#632

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Conference call with the Judge in 25 minutes.

# Tuesday at the office

12-11-2017 , 04:36 PM

#633

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Yeah I like to buy in for the minimum at the start, it allows me to get my stack in in favorable situations easier and gamble!

12-11-2017 , 04:48 PM

#634

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37891661

BB: $1.41 (70.5 bb)
UTG+2: $3.67 (183.5 bb)
MP1: $2 (100 bb)
Hero (MP2): $2.70 (135 bb)
MP3: $2 (100 bb)
CO: $2.30 (115 bb)
BTN: $1.59 (79.5 bb)
SB: $0.58 (29 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

2 folds, Hero raises to $0.07, MP3 folds, CO calls $0.07, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.30, BB folds, Hero raises to $0.99, CO calls $0.92, SB calls $0.28

Flop: ($2.58) 8

(3 players)
Hero bets $1.71 and is all-in, CO calls $1.31 and is all-in

Turn: ($5.20) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($5.20) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

12-11-2017 , 05:02 PM

#635

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

2 folds, Hero raises to $0.07, MP3 folds, CO calls $0.07, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.30, BB folds, Hero raises to $0.99, CO calls $0.92, SB calls $0.28

Flop: ($2.58) 8

(3 players)
Hero bets $1.71 and is all-in, CO calls $1.31 and is all-in

Turn: ($5.20) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($5.20) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

12-11-2017 , 05:18 PM

#636

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Poast better.

12-11-2017 , 05:30 PM

#637

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Poast better.

12-11-2017 , 05:36 PM

#638

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

now poast worse

12-11-2017 , 05:41 PM

#639

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

now poast worse

12-11-2017 , 05:46 PM

#640

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

that's not worse

12-11-2017 , 05:50 PM

#641

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

that's not worse

He was chancellor when you were born. Sammy knows everything

12-11-2017 , 06:34 PM

#642

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

HO HO HO SAMMY

12-11-2017 , 06:40 PM

#643

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hello Colin_Piddle, how are you doing?

12-11-2017 , 06:44 PM

#644

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Eating my lunch, basking in the glorious sunshine. We have had one month of hot weather no rain. Summer has come early. A great time of the year!

Whats happening in Denmark? When are you getting married next year?

12-11-2017 , 06:45 PM

#645

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm doing great Mr. Sammy, thank you for asking!

12-11-2017 , 06:49 PM

#646

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

How is your day going Folding? Spotted any new fine looking ladies?

12-11-2017 , 06:50 PM

#647

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

ou jea

12-11-2017 , 06:51 PM

#648

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I cannot wait to go on Holiday and bang a random. The problem with this town is everyone knows each other so you can't really hit and quit it without consequences.

12-11-2017 , 06:51 PM

#649

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hello Fran the swimming shark. You been stroking the salami?

12-11-2017 , 06:52 PM

#650

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

How is your day going Folding? Spotted any new fine looking ladies?

Always, sir. I'm on self-imposed and medically-imposed hiatus though due to some technical difficulties and dishonorable behaviors of those I have come into contact with.

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