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12-07-2017 , 08:23 PM

#426

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

out AKvsJ9 last hand of day1 some old man said im double up or not comig to final day, franko called with AK, 4 diamonds hit the board, franko without a diamond, im still the best in drinking though, will hit few bars

12-07-2017 , 09:09 PM

#427

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ Probably Sammy's dad or the guy Sammy plays table tennis with.
3 more hours til the weekend!

12-08-2017 , 12:00 AM

#428

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

ahem, you are not the best at drinking sir

12-08-2017 , 12:04 AM

#429

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Weekend!

Beer and Indian for dinner

Staying Fed and Hydrated!

12-08-2017 , 12:06 AM

#430

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

TBH there is one hot asian chick who works next door to me but she is married.

In general tho there are very very few hot asian girls. They all live in Auckland

12-08-2017 , 12:07 AM

#431

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i have opened an acr account, funds will be in there tomorrow.

wassup for saturday home game?

Also, can we work drinking game into this home game (for the non sobers obv (you sober bros keep up the good fight(but reallly im being serious(for realz tho(not counting how many parenthetical's to close)))))))

12-08-2017 , 12:08 AM

#432

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

TBH there is one hot asian chick who works next door to me but she is married.

In general tho there are very very few hot asian girls. They all live in Auckland

husband is just a silly word imo and shouldd not block your cock

where is this fabled auckland?

12-08-2017 , 12:08 AM

#433

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I'm sure we can FWWM is normally playing blind drunk. I'm sure if Folding is not studying he would be keen. I think Homegame will go off at 12pm ET on Saturday. Check with Justice

12-08-2017 , 12:10 AM

#434

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Auckland is the biggest city in New Zealand about 1.5 million people live there out of 4.7 million in New Zealand. It's near the top of the North Island

12-08-2017 , 12:13 AM

#435

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I miss those hot Canadian chicks TBH. NZ in general does not have hot girls. So many girls in the 5-6.5 range but not many 7.5 +s here

12-08-2017 , 12:15 AM

#436

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

ima >2 hour drove from vancouver....... my ****ing rommate doesnt have a passport tho so i havent gone.

no pp, wtf?

12-08-2017 , 12:16 AM

#437

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

noon eastern is like 9am saturday morning, will most likely be sleeping off a hangovering at that point but i will try

12-08-2017 , 12:17 AM

#438

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

there are some hotties out here, but then there are these intersectional feminist racists that actively prevent pee in vah gee

12-08-2017 , 12:17 AM

#439

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, i will be in santa fe for the christmases so poasting counts will be high

12-08-2017 , 01:38 AM

#440

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

According to tweeter, it's snowing in south texas. The end is near.

12-08-2017 , 02:49 AM

#441

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I'll wait til it's snowing in the Sahara desert before I start to panic.

12-08-2017 , 03:27 AM

#442

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

In general tho there are very very few hot asian girls.

fyp

12-08-2017 , 03:28 AM

#443

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I miss those hot Canadian chicks TBH. NZ in general does not have hot girls. So many girls in the 5-6.5 range but not many 7.5 +s here

This is true

12-08-2017 , 03:30 AM

#444

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I'll wait til it's snowing in the Sahara desert before I start to panic.

Umm.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/de...sahara-desert/

12-08-2017 , 04:58 AM

#445

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Today's gif is for Morph...

Spoiler:

12-08-2017 , 05:06 AM

#446

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Night 6: A straight up steal from Mr Suited Justice:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...97/?highlight=

12-08-2017 , 05:18 AM

#447

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Today's gif is for Morph...

Spoiler:

lol

12-08-2017 , 07:29 AM

#448

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

lol

12-08-2017 , 08:30 AM

#449

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Dam Obama. Now I have a cold in addition to my diarrhea that barely got better. Maybe I should see the doc after all. How do I explain nicely that it's prolly cos of all the bargirls and AaaaaaAaa in Cambodia without sounding full degen?
Maybe I can cure it with vodka. Anyone wants to play on ACR later? It appears I don't have too many other plans....