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12-06-2017 , 06:59 AM

#276

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

RIP

Johnny Hallyday

12-06-2017 , 07:49 AM

#277

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

john·ny
A short gown fastened in the back, worn by hospital patients.

12-06-2017 , 08:00 AM

#278

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

12-06-2017 , 08:00 AM

#279

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

mmmKay knows all the perv tools

12-06-2017 , 08:02 AM

#280

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

no comment

12-06-2017 , 11:24 AM

#281

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SHEEP!!!!

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

just caught up on the December thread and here is what I have deduced so far.

1) Sheep will be KILLING it this month with the titties and beer! (and nostalgia)
2) Fiddles will be KILLING the xmas mems this month.
3) AF will be KILLING the list this month. (nothing new)
4) Horus still likes food
5) Colin will be posting random old links and it is good!
6) Sammys poasts are still worth not reading.

12-06-2017 , 12:46 PM

#282

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

You take that back, right now! Punk

12-06-2017 , 01:07 PM

#283

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Hi Sammy,

Will the world be saved by Christmas?

12-06-2017 , 01:11 PM

#284

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Why would Christmas want to save the world?

Last edited by suitedjustice; 12-06-2017 at 01:29 PM. Reason: shorter

12-06-2017 , 01:29 PM

#285

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

December 6th:

Spoiler:

12-06-2017 , 01:41 PM

#286

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hi Sammy,

Will the world be saved by Christmas?

No, Sammy has more important things to attend to in December.

12-06-2017 , 01:42 PM

#287

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

weak

12-06-2017 , 01:47 PM

#288

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

weak

2 days till Sammy will be in Spain. Will Fiddle come to Malaga and drink with Sammy?

12-06-2017 , 01:51 PM

#289

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Unless you are Isla Fischer in disguise I highly doubt Fid will meet up with you.

12-06-2017 , 01:54 PM

#290

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

2 days till Sammy will be in Spain. Will Fiddle come to Malaga and drink with Sammy?

5 hour drive? Nah.

12-06-2017 , 01:55 PM

#291

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Unless you are Isla Fischer in disguise I highly doubt Fid will meet up with you.

5 hours is even borderline for current Isla Fisher.

12-06-2017 , 01:56 PM

#292

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

0. That looks like Amanda on the right in His Benevolence's gif-t
1. **** you, wet and chilly Wednesday
2. Please alive, Mr. Tbh
3. You as well, Mr. Whiskey
4. We found out that the Asian ewe at work is already taken. Sheep blames FWWM, Folding, Tbh and Obama
5. We stayed fed today
6. Hai Gypsie, please get the chainsaw because Wednesday totally has it coming
7. Beer
8. Hai Sheep, why are you talking to yourself?
9. Are we doing it right, Mr. Folding?

12-06-2017 , 01:57 PM

#293

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

I always though AF was a sheep gimmick

12-06-2017 , 01:57 PM

#294

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

5 hour drive? Nah.

But there will be drunk golfing and pork all day.

12-06-2017 , 02:00 PM

#295

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

But there will be drunk golfing and pork all day.

Sheep highly doubts that Mr. Fiddle can be convinced: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=503.

12-06-2017 , 02:01 PM

#296

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

But there will be drunk golfing and pork all day.

I thought it was a sexy getaway?

12-06-2017 , 02:05 PM

#297

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

November 1st, 2012

Back in the Golden Days, when the end of the month was nearing, waffle would ask the others what the new month's thread title was gonna be and he'd start it. Sheep suggested a Russian title and his wish was granted.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...-nsfw-1262758/

Spoiler:

12-06-2017 , 02:05 PM

#298

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

I'm having a pizza that cost under 2 Euros from the supermarket.

How bad do you think it will be?

12-06-2017 , 02:06 PM

#299

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I always though AF was a sheep gimmick

Not sure there are two posters more different. But anyway.....

Folding: Open person, Dates multiple girls, Pharmacy, American, posts a huge amount, not overly into sports/exercise.

Sheep: Private person, Seems more of a relationship guy, works in Finance, European, into sports/exercise. Doesn't post a huge amount (compared to Folding anyway)