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04-11-2014 , 05:31 AM
how many hoties have you banged?
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04-11-2014 , 05:42 AM
Whose your favourite South Park Character?

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04-11-2014 , 10:19 AM
Now that you've apparently achieved your goal of receiving mod sanctions from posting stupid **** on NVG, are you feeling troll's remorse?
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04-11-2014 , 10:45 AM
Craggoo what does one do when he gots the temp-ban?
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04-11-2014 , 12:08 PM
RIP Craggoo
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04-12-2014 , 06:32 AM
It is hard to eulogise any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of boozing, who moved his liver toward cirrhosis, and in the process drank billions of liters of booze around the world.

Born during the rise of Jägermeister, far from the next Vodka distillery, a boy raised drinking light Ale and Stout made by the elders of his microbrew tribe – Craggoo would emerge as the first great drunkard of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement – a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of tequila shots. He would endure brutal temp-banning that began in ATF, and reached the lowest threads of BBV. Emerging from being temp-banned, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – drink Vodka when threatened to get perma'ed.

Given the sweep of his posting record, and the Brewer's Droop that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Craggoo as an icon, babbling and belching, detached from the tawdry affairs of sober men. But Craggoo himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with his victories. “I would guess I'm about breakeven overall in cash games (up in some, down in others, etc).” he wrote in his well, “I didn't play much on FTP because I always ran crazy bad there.”

Craggoo showed us the power of drinking; of taking shots on behalf of our ideals. Perhaps Craggoo was right that he inherited, “a proud rebelliousness, a weired sense of fairness” from Betty Ford. But unlike other boozeheads of 2+2, Craggoo disciplined his anger; and channelled his desire to get his act straight into Whiskey, and Vodka, and glasses for holding booze, so men and women could stand-up for their buzz. Moreover, he accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “The drinks I do make are about 50% liquor, 50% mixer. How many shot glasses I have... no I don't have a drinking problem”

Craggoo taught us the power of drinking, but also getting ****faced; the importance of Vodka and Cognac; the need to drink not only with those you agree with, but with those who you don’t. He understood that drinking cannot be contained by infractions, or extinguished by a temp-ban.
He speaks to what is thirsty inside us. After this great boozer is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and beer taps, and rejoined our daily after-work light beer, let us search then for his strength – for his fondness of spirits – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – drink one to Craggoo, and the words that brought him comfort within the four walls of his Canadian exile:

I always drink my Vodka straight
it is the finest alcohol
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

What a great soul he was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Craggoo. May God bless the people of BBV.
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04-12-2014 , 06:45 AM
Hear hear *raises glass*

Last edited by bingsa; 04-12-2014 at 06:45 AM. Reason: Good read.
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04-12-2014 , 06:58 AM
Morph you're one of my favourite posters 5*
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04-12-2014 , 07:09 AM
morph has two types of posts

1) "You gotta lose..."

2) 5* posts
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04-12-2014 , 07:10 AM
also, Craggoo why don't you answer the questions? Do you hate us that much? That seems unfair
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04-12-2014 , 07:17 AM
Craggoo is an interesting read. When's he unbanned?.
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04-13-2014 , 10:51 AM
5* Morph
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04-13-2014 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Last time you got laid?
Last night with Rob's mum

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
20 words or less on every mod in BBV
waffle - A beast at casino games. He once let me rail him at a craps session and even let me pick a few numbers for him to bet on!

king fish - power hungry sob that abuses his power

I can't remember the other ones since they haven't posted here in years (alobar, gtpitch, etc)

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Outside poker and this forum, what do you do to waste time?
Currently, my #1 time waster outside of poker/2+2 is World of Tanks

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Under/over for when I overtake your post count?
End of this month I expect my post count/day will take a big dive so sometime after that.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Favorite superhero
Spiderman obv

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Blonde or Brunette (or redhead I guess)?
Redhead

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Ever tried drugs harder than marijuana? Details
Nope. Marijuana is the "hardest" drug I've done.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Tell us something weird/different about you
The first time I got drunk was in college.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Variance
I see you are temp-banned... So, when you're back please answer why were you temp-banned, for how long, and have you learned anything from it?
I was temped because I quoted a post that is against TOS. King ****** warned me about doing that (without deleting the post I quoted, it still hasn't been deleted). I told him that it was stupid to warn me about quoting an illegal post without deleting it... so he turned the warning into a temp ban oh and he didn't temp ban the original offender.

What have I learned? That King ****** is a ******.

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
why u get teh ban?
^^

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Originally Posted by Lizard kid
how many hoties have you banged?
tree fiddy

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Originally Posted by Pixcat
Whose your favourite South Park Character?

I think that would have to be Cartman because hes so good at b8ing everyone else

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Now that you've apparently achieved your goal of receiving mod sanctions from posting stupid **** on NVG, are you feeling troll's remorse?
Nope. See above.

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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Craggoo what does one do when he gots the temp-ban?
Pretty much the same minus the time spent browsing on 2+2

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Originally Posted by johnstumper
RIP Craggoo
rip ur mum

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Originally Posted by Morphismus
It is hard to eulogise any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of boozing, who moved his liver toward cirrhosis, and in the process drank billions of liters of booze around the world.

Born during the rise of Jägermeister, far from the next Vodka distillery, a boy raised drinking light Ale and Stout made by the elders of his microbrew tribe – Craggoo would emerge as the first great drunkard of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement – a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of tequila shots. He would endure brutal temp-banning that began in ATF, and reached the lowest threads of BBV. Emerging from being temp-banned, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – drink Vodka when threatened to get perma'ed.

Given the sweep of his posting record, and the Brewer's Droop that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Craggoo as an icon, babbling and belching, detached from the tawdry affairs of sober men. But Craggoo himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with his victories. “I would guess I'm about breakeven overall in cash games (up in some, down in others, etc).” he wrote in his well, “I didn't play much on FTP because I always ran crazy bad there.”

Craggoo showed us the power of drinking; of taking shots on behalf of our ideals. Perhaps Craggoo was right that he inherited, “a proud rebelliousness, a weired sense of fairness” from Betty Ford. But unlike other boozeheads of 2+2, Craggoo disciplined his anger; and channelled his desire to get his act straight into Whiskey, and Vodka, and glasses for holding booze, so men and women could stand-up for their buzz. Moreover, he accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “The drinks I do make are about 50% liquor, 50% mixer. How many shot glasses I have... no I don't have a drinking problem”

Craggoo taught us the power of drinking, but also getting ****faced; the importance of Vodka and Cognac; the need to drink not only with those you agree with, but with those who you don’t. He understood that drinking cannot be contained by infractions, or extinguished by a temp-ban.
He speaks to what is thirsty inside us. After this great boozer is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and beer taps, and rejoined our daily after-work light beer, let us search then for his strength – for his fondness of spirits – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – drink one to Craggoo, and the words that brought him comfort within the four walls of his Canadian exile:

I always drink my Vodka straight
it is the finest alcohol
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

What a great soul he was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Craggoo. May God bless the people of BBV.
lol. How high were you when you wrote this up?

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
also, Craggoo why don't you answer the questions? Do you hate us that much? That seems unfair
was temp-banned broseph

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Originally Posted by Pixcat
Craggoo is an interesting read. When's he unbanned?.
hihi
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04-13-2014 , 03:42 PM
You forgot posts #163-168!
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04-13-2014 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
I was temped because I quoted a post that is against TOS. King ****** warned me about doing that (without deleting the post I quoted, it still hasn't been deleted). I told him that it was stupid to warn me about quoting an illegal post without deleting it... so he turned the warning into a temp ban oh and he didn't temp ban the original offender.
It was the change you made to the original quote that got you banned, not the quote itself.
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04-13-2014 , 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
how many five year olds:

and link to archived thread:

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...Number=1556673
I would say the only limiting factor in this would be stamina. How many could I take down before I ran out of energy? I think I could take out one kid a minute so I would put my estimate between 50-55.

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Originally Posted by Abe008
Why did you make a well? No one cares about what you have to say.
You're entitled to your stupid opinion.

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Originally Posted by Sheep86
What is your favorite avatar on 2+2 (other than your own)?
None really come to mind. I like the one with the dancing olympian. I can't remember what her name is atm. Michelle something I think?

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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Why are there no unsigned integers in Java?
Can't answer that atm. The one "weird" thing I've found with programming so far is the inclusion of remainders. The only way I've seen it used so far is to check whether an integer is even/odd. Just seems like a really limited use.
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04-13-2014 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
The one "weird" thing I've found with programming so far is the inclusion of remainders. The only way I've seen it used so far is to check whether an integer is even/odd. Just seems like a really limited use.
This might give you a first hint
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04-13-2014 , 05:54 PM
Sickest hand you've ever played?

Most annoying question in this well?

Is there, in your opinion, a better southpark episode than "Scott Tenorman must die", where Cartman buys pubes from some older kid and spends the rest of the episode looking for revenge?

Which famous person do you look like?

When is the last time you got into a fistfight?
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04-13-2014 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
Sickest hand you've ever played?
Ace high river calls in omaha hi-lo (where I have no low)

Some miscellaneous donkament hands where I find some sweet spots to hero call

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
Most annoying question in this well?
The trolls who feel the need to post "this well is woat".

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
Is there, in your opinion, a better southpark episode than "Scott Tenorman must die", where Cartman buys pubes from some older kid and spends the rest of the episode looking for revenge?
There are so many good ones I couldn't pick a "best of all time". I just had a quick look through all the episodes I have and, in no particular order, these are the best ones imo (working my way back from season 16 - season 10) : cash for gold, A history Channel Thanksgiving, Humancentipad, Pandemic, The China Problem, Major Boobage, Tonsil Trouble (aids episode), Imaginationland triogy, Le Petit Tourrete (to catch a predator episode), The Snuke, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Make Love Not Warcraft. Well that should be enough for now.

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
Which famous person do you look like?
No idea. I've never had someone tell me "wow you look just like so and so".

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
When is the last time you got into a fistfight?
Long time. I'm a lover not a fighter.
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04-14-2014 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
Super Smash Brothers
yes! I like you as a poster
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04-14-2014 , 11:37 PM
Don't you wish you were actually good at poker?
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04-14-2014 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ImLostOnRiver
Don't you wish you were actually good at posting?
FYP
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04-14-2014 , 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
FYP
At least I'm not a crappy mod
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04-14-2014 , 11:56 PM
Umad?

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04-15-2014 , 01:51 AM
Q1: What did you do that made you the runt* of BBV? This isn't some thinly veiled attempt at trolling, I really want to know.

Or is it the old "We target you because we actually like you" crap.

*Meaning the one everyone seems to pick on.

Q2: Fave pizza topping.
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