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04-15-2014 , 04:08 PM

#201

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

how did the feud with KF start?

How will this feud end?

If you saw KF irl what would you do?

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04-15-2014 , 04:26 PM

#202

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

"The runt of BBV"

Someone get this man his undertitle.

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05-02-2014 , 12:36 AM

#203

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,083

Are you still playing poker?

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05-02-2014 , 01:00 AM

#204

CrazyDiam0nd

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,893

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Originally Posted by akyle47

Someone get this man his undertitle.

Kevmode's boyfriend.

since they are both #butthurt4ever

Last edited by CrazyDiam0nd; 05-02-2014 at 01:01 AM. Reason: 2 birds one stone imo, kevmode ought to get mad.

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05-02-2014 , 01:48 AM

#205

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by syndr0me

yes! I like you as a poster

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Originally Posted by ImLostOnRiver

Don't you wish you were actually good at poker?

I wish I was a little luckier that's for sure. There is only one tournament where I gave a few beats which led to me winning it (QQ outflopped by JJ in 3 bet pot, I rivered straight, KQ>QQ on ft, these 2 beats led me to winning the $11 10k gtd for $2100). I have never given beats in other mtts which inevitably led to a decent score.

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Originally Posted by bingsa

Q1: What did you do that made you the runt* of BBV? This isn't some thinly veiled attempt at trolling, I really want to know.

Or is it the old "We target you because we actually like you" crap.

I think it's this

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Originally Posted by bingsa

Q2: Fave pizza topping.

Jalapenos

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

how did the feud with KF start?

Probably started with one of us using gimmick accounts to make fun of the other person

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

How will this feud end?

When kf drowns in a tub of d's

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

If you saw KF irl what would you do?

I would ask him how much he benches

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Originally Posted by akyle47

"The runt of BBV"

Someone get this man his undertitle.

Already got one ty. You mad?

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are you still playing poker?

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Originally Posted by CrazyDiam0nd

Kevmode's boyfriend.

since they are both #butthurt4ever

kevmode has a boyfriend. His name is kevmode.

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05-02-2014 , 06:25 AM

#206

bingsa

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,229

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

I think it's this

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Originally Posted by bingsa

Q2: Fave pizza topping.

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Jalapenos

Damn I understand now. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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05-02-2014 , 08:05 AM

#207

PunnyYouSayThat

Tattoo Commissioner

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,097

biggest degen moment?

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05-02-2014 , 10:29 AM

#208

Clevername69

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,472

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Originally Posted by bingsa

Q2: Fave pizza topping.

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Jalapenis

FYP

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05-02-2014 , 11:05 PM

#209

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by Clevername69

FYP

Thanks. I think we all got the joke before you did. A bit slow eh?

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05-03-2014 , 03:16 AM

#210

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,083

now that you are not playing poker, are you a full time alcoholic?

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05-03-2014 , 05:51 PM

#211

Clevername69

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,472

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Thanks. I think we all got the joke before you did. A bit slow eh?

there is no joke. you like jalapenis on your pizza.

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05-18-2014 , 04:28 PM

#212

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

Now that you lived in Canada for some time (2+ years?), and returned to the States for a while - what differences did/do you observe about things like living conditions or mentality. Are there things that struck you as odd in Canada, or strike you as odd now back in the U.S.?

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05-18-2014 , 05:05 PM

#213

Lizard kid

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Do you like long time relationships?
Are you on a relationship right now?

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05-18-2014 , 10:16 PM

#214

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,083

Now that you are retired, life time girraffe or gtfo

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05-18-2014 , 11:13 PM

#215

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

It feels like everything in the stores is always on sale now (especially liquor). A fifth of Captain Morgan cost $32 before at the liquor store by my apartment and here it costs $22 (and that's after my state added a new "spirits tax" of 20%)

I'm also reminded I'm back in the US when I go somewhere like Walmart. All the skinny Asians in Vancouver have been replaced by obese Caucasians in power scooters.

Everyone in Vancouver has at least one apple device (Ipad, Iphone, Ipod, etc). By everyone, I mean everyone except the bottom 5% of the population.

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Originally Posted by Lizard kid

Do you like long time relationships?
Are you on a relationship right now?

no and no

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05-19-2014 , 02:27 AM

#216

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Have you ever held hands with a girl?

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05-19-2014 , 03:00 AM

#217

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Now that you are retired, life time girraffe or gtfo

I think I already posted that

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Originally Posted by Abe008

Have you ever held hands with a girl?

Does your mom count?

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05-19-2014 , 12:33 PM

#218

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

OK I didn't expect an in-depth socio-economic analysis... but the first thing that comes to your mind is liquor prices? Really?

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05-19-2014 , 12:48 PM

#219

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,083

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

OK I didn't expect an in-depth socio-economic analysis... but the first thing that comes to your mind is liquor prices? Really?

It's a supply and demand thing. Once the market realizes the demand in Canada has just dropped significantly and the demand in USA had just increased significantly, then the prices should reverse.

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05-21-2014 , 06:24 AM

#220

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

OK I didn't expect an in-depth socio-economic analysis... but the first thing that comes to your mind is liquor prices? Really?

I was just using it as an example. Would you prefer I compare the price of bacon instead?

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05-21-2014 , 06:26 AM

#221

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's a supply and demand thing. Once the market realizes the demand in Canada has just dropped significantly and the demand in USA had just increased significantly, then the prices should reverse.

Between waffle, myself, and Chuck Norris I think we can deplete the supply of vodka in the US.

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05-21-2014 , 06:38 AM

#222

mark32607

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Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,383

Why does Vodka suck compared to most other liquors?

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05-21-2014 , 06:42 AM

#223

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,725

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Originally Posted by mark32607

Why does Vodka suck compared to most other liquors?

Because it doesn't.

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05-23-2014 , 09:26 AM

#224

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

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Originally Posted by mark32607

Why does Vodka suck compared to most other liquors?

I sincerely hope you die a painful death.

Regards

-Putin and Craggoo

P.S. Putin say : let a German be your chauffeur for the week (or lifetime). He wasn't very clear on that last part.