This is my last month regardless of how I do

Well when something that should be a relatively uncommon event becomes the defacto norm then what?

you should marry her.

ucwidt?

What stakes/format do you play?

How do you think this well is going so far?

Was Oz your favorite TV show?

such lol

Do you regret having invested a lot of your time into poker while you could have been doing something more ''productive''?

How much do you weigh?

Nope

Already said earlier. Up to $22 mtts (or anything higher I can sat into), $30 hu plo8 sngs.

Well its reached page 2 so it can't be going too badly

If we're talking strictly cartoons I would have to go with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Yeh. It's hard to win when you don't get a fair shake of things.

About tree fiddy

I funk this was your avatar:

what type of hourly have you made during your career as a grinder?

How much Vodka do you drink on average on weedays/weekends?

Have you ever fapped while playing poker?

What is the pic in your avatar from?

what's your favourite vegetable?

You mention you're going to quit poker for programming; are you going to apply for a job IRL? And when was the last time you had a real job?

If applying for a proper job, are you going tell prospective employers that you've basically been playing online poker for years, and how do you think that will go down?

And seriously are you only 28? I remember pics of you being posted here and you looked 10 years older easily (no offence meant, just being honest)

why would you quit poker for programming, i'm in uni right now for computer science so i can speak from experience, sometimes u literally sit in front of a computer to try and debug ur code and make zero progress(a million times more fustrating than taking a bad beat or bubbling a tourney) (my first year at uni tho, maybe things gets better in the second or third year who knows). I actually can't wait to finish uni in a few years time to play poker full time.

well, i guess u might be tired of poker after so many years, but i just can't imagine a "real job" would be a lot of fun

Are you confirmed mad that KF rigged the cull for you?

Probably not much better than minimum wage lifetime with the crazy amount of hours I've put in but I honestly have no idea.

I generally go through about a fifth every 1-1.5k weeks (of whatever, lately i'ts been rum)

A few times during the 5 minute break in tournaments

It was ItzPenzoo's avatar. It annoyed a lot of ppl I guess so I decided to use it too.

Jalapeno

Going to self-learn the basics of several languages for a month or two then try to get into one of the programming bootcamps. The one I've been looking at has a job fair at "graduation". 95% of the graduates in that specific bootcamp are hired at that job fair. So, assuming you get accepted to the program (<10% acceptance rate) and you complete the program you have an almost guaranteed job waiting at the end.

If the question comes up I will tell them something about being self-employed for the last however many years. If they probe further then I'll probably say what I did. When people ask "what do you do" and I say "play poker" you either get the response "wow that's cool" (and then they ask you a bunch of questions related to that) or you get the "Be careful not to gamble all your money away". I've found if they are in that second group trying to reason with them is completely pointless. Even all the evidence in the world wouldn't be enough to get them to change their opinion. It's kind of like trying to argue "god doesn't exist" with a religious person. It's futile.

The only pic of me that was put up was when I had a lot of hair and was a bit scruffy.

I bolded the parts that apply right now in poker. I swear to god most players make it their mission to give me an endless string of rediculous beats. Either that or they really are just that fishy. I don't know anymore tbh.

Poker hasn't been fun for a long time. It's not fun knowing that you are playing with a big handicap against you. It's not fun when you know it's going to be another day of players trying to give away their chips but never succeeding at it. Every day its like... "okay, yesterday was horrific but today is a new day" but then it just picks up right where it left off. My favorite time of the day is bedtime.

That was really ****ed up what he did

When somebody told me that my next question would be "self-employed doing what exactly?"

I ninja edited ^^

Do you actually think oz is a cartoon?

when you quit the pokerz, will you quit cold turkey or still play a little bit?

Also does that mean you will quit the trolling here?

Probably done forever. I don't think I would have time to play even if I wanted to (which I don't).

Isn't that a show your mum stars in?

Do you really want an ip ban?

any idea where the missing plane is ?

how many pieces of chicken would it actually take to fill a kfc bucket ?

who shot JFK ?

did u land on the moon 1st or was it a hoax ?

I have independently confirmed this by reading this thread.

Not even trying to troll here, but how have you lived off poker for the last 8 years if you've only made ~$100k? If I missed something I apologize, but I only saw that one lifetime graph and I thought I read something about you not really playing cash. I don't get it.