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02-08-2010 , 05:17 PM

#176

TimothyVdp1

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beat: windows

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02-08-2010 , 05:17 PM

#177

LiveNow

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haha the way he talks about air conditioning is great.

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02-08-2010 , 05:34 PM

#178

OMGBennyLava

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hhahahaha oh i get it now, someone found those vids and then made the gimmick (lol im slow)

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02-08-2010 , 05:50 PM

#179

The Three Alls

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073

The OP is the same dude that was turned down the vegas hooker.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/

They are the same age, and both mention foreign beach bunnies.

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02-08-2010 , 05:52 PM

#180

ieatturds

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Originally Posted by OverRated TV Stand

Listen up geeks,

I just want to give all you robototron nerds who sit on on your fat asses all day grinding .50/$1 trying to make 15k a year a glimpse into the life of a recreational pro WITH a social life (something you know nothing about). You all think you're gods gift because you play 80 hours a week to barely meek out a yearly salary equivalent to that of a minimum wage fast food employee. The sad part is the majority of you are young and SHOULD BE out getting laid and doing something with your lives. I'm 45 years old and have been there and done that, AND I'm still DOING THAT at my age so SMD. I've been making cash at poker and living it up for the last 20 years while most of you were getting your zit faces rejected by the hot girls in your low education middle & high schools.

First of all, I've traveled the world delivering facials to exotic beach bunnies for 20+ years so don't even for ONE ****ING SECOND try to compare your uneventful micro nerding to ANYTHING i've ever done. I can already feel the nerdery and spiteful posts that will follow in this thread because jealousy always breeds haters.

As we all know the superbowl was yesterday and I had just decided to purchase a dual monitor set up, get completely plastered, kick back at home playing some rebuy tourneys and watching the game. I know most of you were busy holed up in Mommy's basement furiously clicking "call"..."call"..."call" and wishing you had friends to hang out with on the biggest Sunday of the year. Here's a rare glimpse into my life filled with all the necessities and making you dorks feel worse about how you spent your Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paOydZstwDs

I feel bad for you all and sometimes upload some videos of myself living it up in Vegas as a MOTIVATOR to get your **** in order and your life back on track. This is what we call tough love kids and if you're reading this and seething with jealousy, then I know I got through to you and helped with possible improvements in your trainwreck existence.

PEACE.

you are a pathetic tool

PEACE

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02-08-2010 , 05:52 PM

#181

idontwinatall

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02-08-2010 , 05:53 PM

#182

goshmr5

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lol at this guy... grinding .50/1 people make pretty decent money

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02-08-2010 , 05:53 PM

#183

chuninexam

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Wow.. you're a baller dude. You bought a 120 dollar flat screen monitor and you're smoking weed out of a redbull can.

*jealous*

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02-08-2010 , 06:01 PM

#184

ieatturds

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 529

THIS IS A LEVEL AND A MULTI ACCOUNTER ON 2P2 . . .

PLEASE REFER TO OP IN THIS THREAD: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/

THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON IF U READ U WILL SEE THE SIMILARITIES

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02-08-2010 , 06:02 PM

#185

flip4myhouse

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this definitely isn't not an unlevel

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02-08-2010 , 06:06 PM

#186

The Three Alls

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Originally Posted by ieatturds

beat you by 11mins

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Originally Posted by The Three Alls

The OP is the same dude that was turned down the vegas hooker.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/

They are the same age, and both mention foreign beach bunnies.

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02-08-2010 , 06:11 PM

#187

Big D McGee

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Originally Posted by ieatturds

Not ness the same person, tbh. Ripptyde has a lot of trolls swinging from his nuts, it could have been an entirely new troll.

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02-08-2010 , 06:19 PM

#188

Solent

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You suck at satire.

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02-08-2010 , 06:32 PM

#189

morningstar

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02-08-2010 , 06:38 PM

#190

macthemost

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very clever joke. u posted something sounding "serious" OP prolly just wanted to see how hard 2+2 would rip his ass open. did u acheive ur desired results op? good read and hand.

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02-08-2010 , 06:51 PM

#191

idontwinatall

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02-08-2010 , 06:55 PM

#192

doodydota

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02-08-2010 , 06:58 PM

#193

J2j2

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lol his videos are actuly funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M44zW...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTJ5p...eature=channel

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02-08-2010 , 07:18 PM

#194

jMoNToYa

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You got no life sir, thanks for wasting mine.

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02-08-2010 , 07:30 PM

#195

kalv

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You sir are ballin'... you just bought a LCD monitor you are so gangsta hot dayumm. If you are going to do a brag, talk about your car or your nice house not your new monitor.

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02-08-2010 , 08:26 PM

#196

Royal Eights

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"I feel bad for you all and sometimes upload some videos of myself living it up in Vegas as a MOTIVATOR "

I'm motivated, to hopefully never have my life descend to the crappy level yours is.

Going from the Luxor to Paris, to Caesars, to the Venetian isn't traveling the world.

Masturbating in your parent’s bathroom to bestiality porn you downloaded on your laptop isn’t something I’d brag about.

You sounded drunk and the jack wasn’t even ¼ gone lightweight.

20” flat screen? I picked up a 32” for a monitor at bestbuy for $300!

Bad day at the tables?

“wishing you had friends to hang out with on the biggest Sunday of the year.”

That sure was a crowd there. Or were they all sitting on your futon off camera?

Well anyways your mom said not to forget to put the clothes in the dryer and if she has to make another Rent a Center payment for your laptop she’s just going to let them take it.

She’d call you herself but she can’t talk too well right now. She’s learning about flopping the nuts!