It has been a while since I last checked in. I hope you are all well, my dear BBV friends. As for myself, I am practising social distancing to the best of my capabilities. That means I will not be attending any butler conventions in the near future, which is a pity, but only a small sacrifice to make. We have to stand united (but separated at the same time) against coronavirus.

Klitmøller looks quieter than normal. More and more people seem to be staying home and avoiding crowds, thankfully. Besides, the sea doesn't look as yellow as it usually does, since the German border is closed.

The prosperous nation of Denmark and its handsome people will survive this pandemic without a doubt.

Here in Holland, social distancing is the most difficult aspect for a tourist to face. You have to do it to fully experience this country. It is impossible to see everything that is in this country, and it is impossible to experience everything that is important to experience in this country. So it is a difficult and dangerous social distancing.

RIP! Now he's on the road again...

Dude! That was Willie Nelson, not Kenny Rogers. Punk

lol

Side note.

I find the doom and gloomers on twitter annoying as ****.

Am I concerned? **** yes.

Is this the end of the world? Nope, but it is the end of kayne west for today.

dont let this covid thing kill your old ass you beautiful beast

also, can i get this virus from a broad if i lick her pussy?

...I meant country roads...

YES!

Masturbating is still perfectly save though, so I'm golden

*safe

You suck at the English

PUNK

well i got a massage this morning, she took two doses of poison out

now i have this girl wanting to meet up amidst this pandemic which obviously means the obvious, is it immoral to try and smash her in the same day?

either way, i will see if my old ass can deliver the goods

Neither the pussy nor the butthole (if you’re into
That sort of thing)

My friends mom tested negative for covid-19 so we dodged that bullet for now and are moving forward

I think it's just a matter of time before Aust is on shut-down.

It's going to be more boring than living in Denmark.

AFL shut down for minimum of 2 month.

48 hours before all non-essential services shut down.

Not sure if road works are essential or not essential?

Im alive.

****ers.

Hangovering like animal, worst one ever.

Sammy watched the Jojo Rabbit movie. It's a good movie. Morph will enjoy it. Can you tell him that Sammy thinks he should watch it.

**** you sammy

Where's my frog?