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03-26-2020 , 06:23 PM
They say the Danish air got a lot cleaner after they quarantined Sammy
03-26-2020 , 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
sup pusha?

stay strong and list again, its for the greater good

I just started a fb politard fight and instantly regret it

Tip of the day, Learn what Fabianism is

**** you thursday

gotta make some numbers for the cfo, fml
1. **** a corona I'm gonna get some whiskey
2. Banged one of my older sister's friends
3. First time I've hit one of her friends
4. Amazonian broad
5. 5'11, blonde, huge ass
6. Not gonna lie, it was great
7. No coronas were acquired
8. Seriously the only fun thing I've done since this **** started
9. Casinomöller closed indefinitely or whatever
10. RIP gambling entities
11. Hope they saved my hard earned spillmaks
12. What it do baby?
13. FWWM you good?
14. Mr.mmmKay you saying no to drugs?
15. Going to meet this other blonde at Target
16. This is hilarious
17. She's vetting me before bringing me back to her house
18. I assume she's taking my temperature
19. Namaste
20. Stay strong my soon to be vanilla friends
03-26-2020 , 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Vanilla made Mr. Frank famous!

FRANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hello Mr. Sheep stay healthy.
03-26-2020 , 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
1. **** a corona I'm gonna get some whiskey
2. Banged one of my older sister's friends
Is your sister as promiscuous as you, AF? Asking for a friend.
03-26-2020 , 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Is your sister as promiscuous as you, AF? Asking for a friend.
This one time, at band camp*

edit: Leipzig

Last edited by Morph's hair; 03-26-2020 at 07:43 PM. Reason: *Hitler Jugend
03-26-2020 , 07:45 PM
Touching the penis
03-26-2020 , 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Is your sister as promiscuous as you, AF? Asking for a friend.
No, she is married and they don't do the whole swinging on a swingset thing that a lot of Sammys do.
03-26-2020 , 10:54 PM
i salute those going out and having sex in this time of war.
03-26-2020 , 10:58 PM
morituri te salutant!
03-27-2020 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
i salute those going out and having sex in this time of war.

Dont talk like that infront of sammy
03-27-2020 , 04:22 AM
List approvedmöller. Amazonians approvedmöller. Thanks, I'm ok, have to go to the endoscopymöller on Monday but feeling much better right meow. Amazing what one week without alcohol, sleeping pills or other ****, coffee, and reasonably healthy food and drink, getting some exercise in, can do. Looks like the M's have it this month
Spoiler:
03-27-2020 , 04:23 AM
That is a great list

Gimmick accounts have more poasts then me this month
03-27-2020 , 04:25 AM
Sammy is only just working out the rest of the world is in lockdown as well
03-27-2020 , 09:05 AM
The Ms have, the Ms have it!

Order! Oooorder!
03-27-2020 , 10:03 AM
RIP Boris
03-27-2020 , 10:10 AM
sleep well boris
03-27-2020 , 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
1. **** a corona I'm gonna get some whiskey
2. Banged one of my older sister's friends
3. First time I've hit one of her friends
4. Amazonian broad
5. 5'11, blonde, huge ass
6. Not gonna lie, it was great
7. No coronas were acquired
8. Seriously the only fun thing I've done since this **** started
9. Casinomöller closed indefinitely or whatever
10. RIP gambling entities
11. Hope they saved my hard earned spillmaks
12. What it do baby?
13. FWWM you good?
14. Mr.mmmKay you saying no to drugs?
15. Going to meet this other blonde at Target
16. This is hilarious
17. She's vetting me before bringing me back to her house
18. I assume she's taking my temperature
19. Namaste
20. Stay strong my soon to be vanilla friends
there is so much win here, well done on the big one, your lists make the internet great

i am hangingovering, have to deal with the work situation for a while and not looking forward to it.

is it safe to get the massages in these times?

FWWM - have you visited the working ladies lately?
03-27-2020 , 10:50 AM
Not since like forever. End of January in Berlinmöller IIRC. Actually Frankfurtmöller when I missed the connecting flight to HKmöller. I didn't explore it recently but I doubt there are a lot of decent offerings about that around here these days
03-27-2020 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Not since like forever. End of January in Berlinmöller IIRC. Actually Frankfurtmöller when I missed the connecting flight to HKmöller.
Ladyland or Sudfass?
03-27-2020 , 11:16 AM
I expect the majority of the regs in this thread will die due to the Corona virus, so I just wanted to stop by and say hello, before it's too late. Hello
03-27-2020 , 11:17 AM
Never been in either. I don't know the first one, the second one closed I think. FKK Mainhattan
03-27-2020 , 11:17 AM
Unrip Sammy
03-27-2020 , 11:45 AM
+1
03-27-2020 , 12:57 PM
Immature Sammy is back!
03-27-2020 , 01:25 PM
Beruhige dich bitte

      
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