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03-10-2020 , 05:25 PM
Im pretty sure JoJoRabbit is some sort of sex toy.
03-10-2020 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Morph's hair
If that is the case, then Sammy apologizes for including long arms in his post. Do you know if Morph watched "JoJo Rabbit"? and should Sammy watch it?
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I didn't. Don't even know what that is.
Mr. Morph is talking to his own hair.
03-10-2020 , 06:08 PM
03-10-2020 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I didn't. Don't even know what that is.
Is this your way of saying "don't mention the war" or do you actually not know of this movie?



03-10-2020 , 07:34 PM
No I honestly didn't know it; I expected some Roger Rabbit kinda stuff with that title. My father was actually Hitler youth; my uncle told me he once threatened to report my grandma to the authorities because she said something against Hitler lol.
03-11-2020 , 03:18 AM
Morph has Nazi blood
03-11-2020 , 03:19 AM
Thanks Obama
03-11-2020 , 03:48 AM
My grandparents weren't in the party though. At least not from my fathers side.
03-11-2020 , 04:20 AM
Hai
03-11-2020 , 05:40 AM
Morph's grandparents didn't party.

In more important news: Sammy's workplace has been closed for at least 2 weeks because some weak punk tested positive for Covid. Sammy and all of his co-workers now have to be tested for the virus. We are not allowed to go to the hospital to get tested, so a doctor will come to each of our homes and do the test. Hot wife and Sammy jr. has been told to leave the house untill test results are ready. Luckily Sammy stocked up on beer and pork the other day.
03-11-2020 , 05:45 AM
Sammy has corona

HA HA very funny
03-11-2020 , 05:50 AM
Sammy drinks Corona! Lol @ thinking some weak ass virus could ever get the best of Sammy.
03-11-2020 , 05:55 AM
I drank them all yesterday, came home around 6am, didnt sleep at all.

Everything normal.

Its sunny outside, beer
03-11-2020 , 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Morph's hair
Sammy drinks Corona! Lol @ thinking some weak ass virus could ever get the best of Sammy.
As your are 18, your risk is very low anyway!
03-11-2020 , 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
As your are 18, your risk is very low anyway!
Was Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmermehr!

also;

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei!
03-11-2020 , 08:13 AM
Es geht de Mensche' wie de Leut'!
03-11-2020 , 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Es geht de Mensche' wie de Leut'!
Typisch Bonewitz!

Last edited by Morph's hair; 03-11-2020 at 08:28 AM. Reason: Herbert
03-11-2020 , 09:03 AM
You know what they say
Spoiler:
RIP Sammy

I was at a hospital today for some routine scan, I prolly have corona now too, obv Morph will be to blame. They almost refused me because I honestly told them I had been to Germany a few weeks ago.
03-11-2020 , 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
You know what they say
Spoiler:
RIP Sammy

I was at a hospital today for some routine scan, I prolly have corona now too, obv Morph will be to blame. They almost refused me because I honestly told them I had been to Germany a few weeks ago.
RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.
03-11-2020 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.
Klaus is living the "German dream"; move to Denmark, get a good salary, hook up with a nice blondine. I wouldn't worry about Klaus. Klaus laughs at you
03-11-2020 , 10:55 AM
Be careful what you wish for, too many Germans and your waterways will be undiluted piss
03-11-2020 , 01:05 PM
03-11-2020 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.
No, Mr FWWM. I will attach a bot to my account and will continue to post long after I check out. You'll never be rid of me. MUWAHAHAHA

Spoiler:
Russian translate required.
03-11-2020 , 01:51 PM
Then Denmarkians performed very strong today in Paris-Nice, very impressive.
03-11-2020 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Then Denmarkians performed very strong today in Covid-19, very impressive.
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