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03-10-2020 , 05:25 PM

#251

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,078

Im pretty sure JoJoRabbit is some sort of sex toy.

03-10-2020 , 05:58 PM

#252

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morph's hair

If that is the case, then Sammy apologizes for including long arms in his post. Do you know if Morph watched "JoJo Rabbit"? and should Sammy watch it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I didn't. Don't even know what that is.

Mr. Morph is talking to his own hair.

03-10-2020 , 06:08 PM

#253

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,600

03-10-2020 , 06:32 PM

#254

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I didn't. Don't even know what that is.

Is this your way of saying "don't mention the war" or do you actually not know of this movie?

03-10-2020 , 07:34 PM

#255

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

No I honestly didn't know it; I expected some Roger Rabbit kinda stuff with that title. My father was actually Hitler youth; my uncle told me he once threatened to report my grandma to the authorities because she said something against Hitler lol.

03-11-2020 , 03:18 AM

#256

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Morph has Nazi blood

03-11-2020 , 03:19 AM

#257

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Thanks Obama

03-11-2020 , 03:48 AM

#258

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

My grandparents weren't in the party though. At least not from my fathers side.

03-11-2020 , 04:20 AM

#259

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

03-11-2020 , 05:40 AM

#260

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Morph's grandparents didn't party.

In more important news: Sammy's workplace has been closed for at least 2 weeks because some weak punk tested positive for Covid. Sammy and all of his co-workers now have to be tested for the virus. We are not allowed to go to the hospital to get tested, so a doctor will come to each of our homes and do the test. Hot wife and Sammy jr. has been told to leave the house untill test results are ready. Luckily Sammy stocked up on beer and pork the other day.

03-11-2020 , 05:45 AM

#261

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy has corona

HA HA very funny

03-11-2020 , 05:50 AM

#262

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Sammy drinks Corona! Lol @ thinking some weak ass virus could ever get the best of Sammy.

03-11-2020 , 05:55 AM

#263

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I drank them all yesterday, came home around 6am, didnt sleep at all.

Everything normal.

Its sunny outside, beer

03-11-2020 , 07:22 AM

#264

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morph's hair

Sammy drinks Corona! Lol @ thinking some weak ass virus could ever get the best of Sammy.

As your are 18, your risk is very low anyway!

03-11-2020 , 07:37 AM

#265

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

As your are 18, your risk is very low anyway!

Was Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmermehr!

also;

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei!

03-11-2020 , 08:13 AM

#266

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Es geht de Mensche' wie de Leut'!

03-11-2020 , 08:22 AM

#267

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Es geht de Mensche' wie de Leut'!

Typisch Bonewitz!

Last edited by Morph's hair; 03-11-2020 at 08:28 AM. Reason: Herbert

03-11-2020 , 09:03 AM

#268

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

You know what they say

Spoiler:

I was at a hospital today for some routine scan, I prolly have corona now too, obv Morph will be to blame. They almost refused me because I honestly told them I had been to Germany a few weeks ago.

03-11-2020 , 09:23 AM

#269

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

You know what they say

Spoiler:

I was at a hospital today for some routine scan, I prolly have corona now too, obv Morph will be to blame. They almost refused me because I honestly told them I had been to Germany a few weeks ago.

RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.

03-11-2020 , 10:09 AM

#270

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.

Klaus is living the "German dream"; move to Denmark, get a good salary, hook up with a nice blondine. I wouldn't worry about Klaus. Klaus laughs at you

03-11-2020 , 10:55 AM

#271

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Be careful what you wish for, too many Germans and your waterways will be undiluted piss

03-11-2020 , 01:05 PM

#272

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

03-11-2020 , 01:34 PM

#273

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

RIP Mr. FWWM. Thanks Morph!

Is Morph patient zero? Has he infected his own hair? Will the entire population of Klitmøller be quarantined? RIP Sammy, RIP SammysGF, RIP Butler Jeeves, RIP Klaus.

No, Mr FWWM. I will attach a bot to my account and will continue to post long after I check out. You'll never be rid of me. MUWAHAHAHA

Spoiler: