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03-13-2020 , 05:05 AM
Franko I pissed in a toilet today. It felt good.

NZ is not winning this cricket game in an empty stadium in Australia.
03-13-2020 , 05:18 AM
Why would you piss in your toilette?

Sober piece of piss
03-13-2020 , 08:01 AM
True
03-13-2020 , 09:54 AM
**** you friday morning

i also pissed in my toilette, and also my bathtub
03-13-2020 , 01:48 PM
03-13-2020 , 11:32 PM
I bubbled the final go, you know, the thing.
03-14-2020 , 07:34 AM
Everybody still alive?
03-14-2020 , 08:00 AM
As of 1 hour ago Denmark closed all of its borders, no foreigners will be allowed in from now and till at least after Easter (1 month from now). No Germans for a month , Denmark is especially overrun by Germans during Easter, but not this year. Sammy's beginning to love this Corona thing.
03-14-2020 , 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Everybody still alive?
YES
03-14-2020 , 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morph's hair
As of 1 hour ago Denmark closed all of its borders, no foreigners will be allowed in from now and till at least after Easter (1 month from now). No Germans for a month , Denmark is especially overrun by Germans during Easter, but not this year. Sammy's beginning to love this Corona thing.
Germans can still go to their own beaches though.

Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice


I've marked a few good spots to piss in the water if you've had too much to drink today.
03-14-2020 , 01:34 PM
03-14-2020 , 03:08 PM
alive in seattle, this is hysteria is stupid
03-14-2020 , 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay


He won a 16kg live pig
03-14-2020 , 04:15 PM
Good for him
03-14-2020 , 05:34 PM
...he's moving up in the world!
03-14-2020 , 05:37 PM
I have a cough.

#RIPFidstar?
03-14-2020 , 05:45 PM
Ripstar
03-14-2020 , 06:31 PM
Do you have a fever Fid?
03-14-2020 , 06:52 PM
RIP Fid

Also NZ has made anyone entering the country self isolate for 14 days. RIP Tourism in NZ
03-14-2020 , 07:05 PM
No fever.

I feel perfectly fine, just had a small cough.

I had several Coronas a few days back though..
03-14-2020 , 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I had several Coronas a few days back though..
#FIDRIP
03-14-2020 , 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Germans can still go to their own beaches though.
That takes me back.
03-15-2020 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
#FIDRIP
Bitte, listen to all 9 mins, you wil enjoy;

also, Sammy whatched "Jojorabbit"; review: Morph should watch it! Sammy was really amazed about the performances of the little boy/Scarlett, ....Sammy doesn't want to spoil it for you...just watch it. A really weird/funny/great movie



edit: a jewish girl plays a main part of the story, so you might not want to show it to your opa und oma

Last edited by Morph's hair; 03-15-2020 at 04:02 PM.

      
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