i dp'd a girl with a peg leg with one of my lacrosse buddies. no sword crossing but wasnt pleasant. collected $100 from team captain on a bet. went double or nothing on a ghey porn bet. had to watch a full 30 min episode of "bait bus" (its the ghey version of bang bus) and produce a pop shot. time expired, i did not complete. i have zero dollars and netted 30 min of watching dudes banging in a van and double parked an amputee with a guy who seemed to enjoy it much more than me (-EV). perhaps i shouldve used the email adress provided.

i suppose im most embarassed for taking the second bet and thinking it was possible. also, proving a pop shot to a teamate is....just...i dont know

Don't be so hard on yourself Dirk, we've all been in that spot before. It's part of life.

Played $5/$10 with $25 mendatory straddle once, all these high roller get called in and show up with 10-15k each, I won 4k playing a smaller stake, so the high stakes game started and I buy in for 4k, I figured what the hell, ill do it. So few hands in I flop the nut straight, the pot got to 6k and I had 1.7k committed after the turn. There was clubs flush draw on the flop which I'm pretty sure opponent had. On the river I still have nuts and was 5 of spade, I still had nuts, worst I can do is chop, but I didn't realize that until he put me all in and I insta folded, I misread the ****ing spade and put him on a flush. After I fold i see the river is a spade and not a club I knew there was nothing I could do. I yelled out seat open and left, I didn't want to say I misread the hand cause of the ambarressment. If I call I win $9500 pot, I didn't sleep for days.

has this been cleared out? i'd vote for the ants

you're doing it wrong...

Nice thread. Made me lol quite a bit on some of the loosers and their stories. Too bad most of it is such an obvious made up bs.

I confess that I find very anoying to see so many walls of text itt.

Strong Soviet Russia reference in avi.

Someone who isn't me missed GA meetings because he was too busy doing blow

In after chinagambler

Swim ftw.

I think it's ok for a man to use skin products

omg where are these pics.

Somebody please tell me they still exist

Trust me, imagine a 40 yr old chubby woman with a bush. Wasn't very pleasant to see from what I remember.

you do realize that just makes me want to see it more, right?

Ok so here's my friends story that I was a part of. We are 18 at the time and I have this friend in college who lives about an hour away and has invited me and whoever I want to go out there for these big parties which were gonna happen over the weekend. So fast foward to Friday, we have 9 peeps going up but only my car so far since almost everybody has two seaters and. My other friend with a car gets told he isn't allowed to take his car up. An hour later he tells his parents he's not going anymore but staying at my house. Don't know how he got that through but ok were off.

Ok so now the fun begins. So here's how we decide who goes in which car. Everyone wanting to thizz/take ecstasy in friends car and pot heads only in my car. So were about half way up with both cars fully hotboxed when my friends car catches on fire and some pieces go flying off. Because he and everyone In his car were thizzing and hot boxing he had forgotten to shift while we were on the mountains and he blew up the engine. Enter panic mode. We all pull over and get all the weed/pills into my car and 5 of us go to drop off some peeps and then come back for the rest. While that was happening the other group/ still all effed up with huge pupils start trying to get help from some houses near by. Don't know what they expected anyone to do anyways. Well we go get them and they had left the car.

So were all back and we all try to brainstorm what my friend should do. He decides to leave the car there, report it stolen and say we never left my house lol. And that's what we did the next day after partying our asses off. Don't know how but his parents believed us, cops believed us and insurance paid for everything. Keep In mind my friends parents knew he wanted to go up to the college, and the car was left only 20 minutes from the college coincidentally haha. Apparently the car jackers were headed to that party too

was reading this great thread and had some stories in mind to add to this greatness.

When i was about 15 or 16 my friends and i would leave school early most days and go get a case of beer between 2 or 3 of us ( I could always find 1 or 2 of my friends to ditch school with me out of all of them) So one of my friends has a sweet basement with xbox360 nice big screen tv and his parents had a fully stocked bar. We get a case of beer and head to his house. We start plying some nba 2k and drink our beer and smoke a little weed normal day, until i go to fart and have the WORST SHART EVER. I walk upstairs to the bathroom to assess the damage as if nothing had happened. What I found was a disaster there was no saving this particular pair of boxers so i clean up the collateral damage and decide to throw the boxers out the window into the backyard (Ill just grab them and dispose of them on my way out right?) Wrong. My friends mom is a total MILF ( mid 40s, husband is always away on business, with a french accent, hot as hell and rich, I think about banging her every time im at this friends house and i never hesitate to tell my friend how i feel about his mom, needless to say this always pissed him off but i thought it was funny). She starts screaming my buddys name down the stairs in her sexy french accent. im like wtf is going on? Buddy comes back down stairs n is like dude wtf did u **** yourself ? Im thinking **** if i tell him hell tell her then and ill never get to bang his mom. So im like lol wutttt no bro wtf r u talking about.
HAHAH!! Just one of the top of my head

LOL

LMAO

LOL, mate.

this

I always use electric razors. I never shaved myself wet once in my life.

When alone, I like to wear womens clothes.

unbelievable.