Originally Posted by ASCND
Made this account to be anonymous, but here is my story.
Ok so i am a pretty well known poster on this forum. Only thing is i dont actually play poker, i have made my living illegally (both in america and china) and use online poker as a means for laundering money, when in reality i just play a little heads up every now and then for fun.
Im sure you are wondering what it is that i do, and i will tell you even though i have not told my parents, my wife and most of my close friends.
I own 15 massage parlors in Beijing, 4 massage parlors in shenzhen and 1 massage parlor in shen yang. But these arent the kind of places that you can take the whole family to. They are mostly whore houses, although a few of the places are strictly handjobs only.
So this is my story.
Well my parents thought it would be a good idea for me to go to china, for business aspects of it. I started my own company selling custom suits in America for ridiculous markups. The business took off and got to the point where i could hire people to run it for me. Life was good, i was making a lot of money, without doing any work. But i was lonely as hell. It is commonly accepted practice in china for men to go to massage parlors for release, married or not, basically from the age of 16 they spend close to a day's pay once a week to go to these massage parlors. So i finally went into one of these massage parlors and was baffled at how cheap it was. I was able to negotiate down to approximately 30 USD to have sex with her. Then I immediately decided that this was exploitable. I came back to the exact same massage parlor the next day and saw the boss there. I offered to buy up the place from here for about 6,000 USD. And he was super reluctant to sell to a foreigner, but i eventually offered him around $6,500 and he snap accepted. I was very unfamiliar with the whole buisness process so he explained it to me.
Basically how it works is that girls are rotated between locations every 3 months. This way around the time the customers get bored of the girls they bring in new ones.
I clearly very new to the business so i started talking to the other owners and getting advice from them. They didnt know **** about business and were just happy to be making around 50 dollars a day per girl in their store. I was not happy, i wanted more money. One of the owners had a store in a foreigner area and i offered to buy the store from him for about $5000 USD.
So i owned two stores but still had very little clue what i was doing. I went into my new store and spoke to the women we spent an entire day going over English phrases. I figure if the girls can negotiate in English they could bring in a lot more money. And it work instead of charging white people $30 USD for sex they would be able to charge them $70 and of course I increased their premiums to keep them happy. Between the two stores i was bringing in close to $300 USD profit a day. I knew for a fact that the girls were keeping some money back and i told them that i knew, as long as it didn't get too out of hand i didn't care. So after about 4 weeks of this i decided i would buy up a bunch of the massage parlors from the other owners in the chaoyang district of beijing. I payed anywhere from 4000-6000 USD depending on location.
I now owned 10 massage parlors all in beijing. I was living my dream life. I would go around and have sex like 4 times a day, then pick up piles of money go home get drunk and fall asleep. One day i walked in a new girl came in wanting a job. I wasnt really paying attention cause i was really hungover from the night before so i snap said yes. She was working there for two weeks when she said something to me again. I looked at her and she couldnt be more than 15 years old. I felt sick to my stomach i dont care if women in their 20 and 30's work for me. I never forced any of these women to work a single day or do anything they were unwilling to do. when i would sleep with them i would give them pay directly. But i was letting an underaged girl sell her body for me. I needed to get out of beijing.
So i took a flight out east and let my friend try running the parlors for a week. I went to the first club i saw ordered bottle service (which out there only costs like $100 USD) and spent the whole night trying to meet women. I met this waitress and brought her back to my hotel room. We didnt have sex. Im not the best looking guy in the world, in fact im fat and have bad acne, but i spit ridiculous game. This girl is just not bending that easy. She isnt really my type either, she is uneducated and poor as dirt.
i go back to beijing and cant stop thinking of this girl. I take care of my massage parlors and head out back east to go meet up with this girl. I end up making her my gf and we dated for 22 months before getting married. I stopped having sex with the girls that worked for me... for a while
I had been married for about 10 months before my friend invites me to shenzhen for a weekend. i pass by a massage parlor and see legitamitley the most beautiful hooker i had ever seen. I snap went in there and screwed her brains out. I see potential in this area, i buy this massage parlor and have my friend run it. He tells me that other people want to sell me their massage parlors, i pick them up for a steal and he runs them for me. Im only making like 200 dollars a day from those 4 i own in shenzhen but whatever i do absolutely no work.
I cant stand beijing anymore. I cant stand being around hookers and cheating on my wife. I bring in a close friend to run the massage parlors in beijing and I take my now pregnant wife back to California. I do nothing for an entire year but continue to receive money from the massage parlors. I decide that i dont wanna tell people i run 20 whore houses.
Since 2003 the whole ESPN thing i have loved poker and played casually online. So i decide to make a large 10k deposit on a major site and continued to 1 table 400 nl. And i write on tax forms that i play poker.
So as of now i am only spending my summers, and 2 weeks in winter, in china with my wife and kid. I have been married for almost 3 years now with a 1 year old son. I dont cheat on my wife anymore. I went back to china this past summer with them and did some upkeep on these massage parlors (spruce them up, new tables, new lights etc.). The girls all welcome me back and i stop by each massage parlor once a week to do some random work and talk to them. I didnt have sex with any of them (that was hard).
My friend is taking care of all my massage parlors in beijing, another one for the ones in shenzhen and my father in law's friend is taking care of the one i shen yang (hahahah). I am currently in the process of buying two more massage parlors, but ill have to wait till we go back for Christmas/Hanukkah. vacation to make the deal final.
Thats my story.
This is probably way too long for the people in BBV so i will tl;dr it for you guys
TL;DR: I own 20 whore houses throughout china and i have a wife and a kid who know nothing about it.
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