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08-06-2016 , 06:57 PM

#201

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy pretending Im on his ignore list is amusing me, he cant live without me.

08-06-2016 , 07:07 PM

#202

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

FranFran is scheduled for parole september 1, don't mess it up so close to the goal FranFran.

08-06-2016 , 07:09 PM

#203

2pairsof2s

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

You don't really win a silver medal - you lose fastest

I disagree. Olympics are diferent. Most other contests, like The Masters, Tour de France or Wimbledon, that is true. But in the Olympics you WIN Silver and you WIN Bronze. They carry that extra level of achievement.

08-06-2016 , 07:10 PM

#204

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Don't bring your logic into my teasing of the Sammy!

08-06-2016 , 07:11 PM

#205

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is definitively from a country with a bunch of 1st losers.

08-06-2016 , 07:12 PM

#206

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s

Sammy likes this Mr. 2pairs guy.

08-06-2016 , 07:14 PM

#207

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Okay

08-06-2016 , 07:20 PM

#208

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,073

Okay if that makes you feel better Sammy

08-06-2016 , 07:28 PM

#209

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Nerd!

Sammy's gonna have advanced sex with a hot girl at 10am tomorrow. Sammy's winning.

08-06-2016 , 07:30 PM

#210

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

So löl Denmark has lost again

08-06-2016 , 07:38 PM

#211

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

So löl Denmark has lost again

08-06-2016 , 07:39 PM

#212

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Game. Set. 1992!

08-06-2016 , 07:44 PM

#213

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Only Danes still care about that prehistoric game that was not even at the WC. BTW how did Denmark manage to not even qualify for a double löl 24 team Euro this year? Surely heavweights like Albania or Iceland or Northern Ireland were there

08-06-2016 , 07:49 PM

#214

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Mr. FWWM, it's for your own good!

08-06-2016 , 10:10 PM

#215

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

A quick guide to the Summer Olympics:

08-06-2016 , 10:20 PM

#216

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mr. King Fish being funny.

Lol @ "stabbing people for points" and "Team based hoof sphere"

08-06-2016 , 10:45 PM

#217

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,073

Fidstar drinking Sammy unde rthe table.

Cadbury kid

08-06-2016 , 10:48 PM

#218

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Natamus is thinking going with some Irish whiskey or scotch tonight - suggestions?

08-07-2016 , 12:09 AM

#219

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

08-07-2016 , 02:43 AM

#220

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i think aussie ass beat murica ass in assolympics tonight

08-07-2016 , 04:31 AM

#221

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy's about to join his hot gf in the shower. Sammy will be showing her a new sex move he's been practicing. Have fun touching yourselves, nerds!

08-07-2016 , 05:11 AM

#222

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's about to join his hot gf in the shower. Sammy will be showing her a new sex move he's been practicing. Have fun touching yourselves, nerds!

How did you practice the new sex move without her?

08-07-2016 , 06:05 AM

#223

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

How did you practice the new sex move without her?

Sammy learned from book, and practiced in front of mirror.

Gf was very impressed with Sammy's new skill. Sammy's is now clean and all relaxed. Gf going to friend's place, and Sammy will now begin his sunday drinking. Life is great.