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08-08-2016 , 05:28 AM

#251

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

USA#1 so far. Everyone else in the running for Participation.

08-08-2016 , 07:25 AM

#252

KansasCT

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 10,087

My fourth million ever and first cash. I'm sad.

08-08-2016 , 07:40 AM

#253

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Australia - 6
Denmark - 0

08-08-2016 , 07:51 AM

#254

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

A sliver medal in that race is an amazing achievement for a small nation like Denmark.

Denmark got beat by one of the smallest countries in Europe

08-08-2016 , 08:11 AM

#255

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by KansasCT

My fourth million ever and first cash. I'm sad.

Nice score. If you're in Mexico, I imagine you're doing this for a living, so it's probably hard not to focus on the money to be had a few more spots up. But 6k still buys a lot of churros.

08-08-2016 , 08:53 AM

#256

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

...mmmh, churros...

08-08-2016 , 10:51 AM

#257

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Denmark got beat by one of the smallest countries in Europe

There's no shame in losing to the Belgs, they have always been a strong cycling nation.

08-08-2016 , 10:51 AM

#258

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

08-08-2016 , 11:24 AM

#259

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

08-08-2016 , 12:05 PM

#260

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

The child has a name

Spoiler:

08-08-2016 , 12:08 PM

#261

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Good name, you'll never forget his birth month

08-08-2016 , 12:56 PM

#262

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

08-08-2016 , 01:01 PM

#263

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Monday can get ****ed by a giant cactus while swimming in a Brazilian river...

08-08-2016 , 01:09 PM

#264

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

The child has a name

Spoiler:

...makes for a perfect thread title adjustment!

08-08-2016 , 01:17 PM

#265

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

The child has a name

Spoiler:

Great name, except that he can't have Justice as a middle name now

08-08-2016 , 01:22 PM

#266

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

why?

08-08-2016 , 01:45 PM

#267

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Too much rhyming.

08-08-2016 , 02:46 PM

#268

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sup augustus, stay away from the syrup

08-08-2016 , 02:47 PM

#269

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Monday can get ****ed by a giant cactus while swimming in a Brazilian river...

08-08-2016 , 02:47 PM

#270

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Too much rhyming.

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
by suitedjustice

Whose woods these are I think I know.
Yet his house is in the village;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snowflakes.

My little horse must think it's strange
To stop without a farmhouse nearby
Between the woods and frozen lakewater
The darkest evening of the year by far.

He gives his harness bells a wiggle
To ask if there is some error.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and creepy,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I doze,
And miles to go before I doze off.

08-08-2016 , 02:57 PM

#271

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Welcome Augustus House.

08-08-2016 , 03:08 PM

#272

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Just enough rhyming:

I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

08-08-2016 , 03:09 PM

#273

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

A baby fell out of the window, You'ld think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that
morning, she fell in a barrel of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in the bath tub.
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

I went for a hike with Troop 196,
At lunch time I looked in my kit,
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean br> Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

While watching a swell game of baseball,
One player got him a nice hit.
While on his way down to first base,
He stepped in a big pile of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Our baby got into some peaches,
We thought he had swallowed a pit.
Next morning we looked in his diaper,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

And now folks my story is ended,
I think it is time I should quit,
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a bucket of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

tl;dr, Cliffs?