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*** All hail Augustus, Waffle's Olympics Baby! Denmark still losing *** August LC/NC NSFW *** *** All hail Augustus, Waffle's Olympics Baby! Denmark still losing *** August LC/NC NSFW ***

08-08-2016 , 05:28 AM
USA#1 so far. Everyone else in the running for Participation.
08-08-2016 , 07:25 AM
My fourth million ever and first cash. I'm sad.


08-08-2016 , 07:40 AM
Australia - 6
Denmark - 0
08-08-2016 , 07:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
A sliver medal in that race is an amazing achievement for a small nation like Denmark.
Denmark got beat by one of the smallest countries in Europe
08-08-2016 , 08:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KansasCT
My fourth million ever and first cash. I'm sad.


Nice score. If you're in Mexico, I imagine you're doing this for a living, so it's probably hard not to focus on the money to be had a few more spots up. But 6k still buys a lot of churros.
08-08-2016 , 08:53 AM
...mmmh, churros...
08-08-2016 , 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Denmark got beat by one of the smallest countries in Europe
There's no shame in losing to the Belgs, they have always been a strong cycling nation.
08-08-2016 , 10:51 AM
08-08-2016 , 12:05 PM
The child has a name
Spoiler:
Augustus
08-08-2016 , 12:08 PM
Good name, you'll never forget his birth month
08-08-2016 , 12:56 PM
**** you monday
08-08-2016 , 01:01 PM
Monday can get ****ed by a giant cactus while swimming in a Brazilian river...
08-08-2016 , 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
The child has a name
Spoiler:
Augustus
...makes for a perfect thread title adjustment!
08-08-2016 , 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
The child has a name
Spoiler:
Augustus
Great name, except that he can't have Justice as a middle name now
08-08-2016 , 01:22 PM
why?
08-08-2016 , 01:45 PM
Too much rhyming.
08-08-2016 , 02:46 PM
sup augustus, stay away from the syrup
08-08-2016 , 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarDan
Monday can get ****ed by a giant cactus while swimming in a Brazilian river...
08-08-2016 , 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Too much rhyming.
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
by suitedjustice

Whose woods these are I think I know.
Yet his house is in the village;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snowflakes.

My little horse must think it's strange
To stop without a farmhouse nearby
Between the woods and frozen lakewater
The darkest evening of the year by far.

He gives his harness bells a wiggle
To ask if there is some error.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and creepy,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I doze,
And miles to go before I doze off.
08-08-2016 , 02:57 PM
Welcome Augustus House.
08-08-2016 , 03:08 PM
Just enough rhyming:

I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
08-08-2016 , 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
by suitedjustice

Whose woods these are I think I know.
Yet his house is in the village;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snowflakes.

My little horse must think it's strange
To stop without a farmhouse nearby
Between the woods and frozen lakewater
The darkest evening of the year by far.

He gives his harness bells a wiggle
To ask if there is some error.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and creepy,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I doze,
And miles to go before I doze off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

A baby fell out of the window, You'ld think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that
morning, she fell in a barrel of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in the bath tub.
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

I went for a hike with Troop 196,
At lunch time I looked in my kit,
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean br> Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

While watching a swell game of baseball,
One player got him a nice hit.
While on his way down to first base,
He stepped in a big pile of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Our baby got into some peaches,
We thought he had swallowed a pit.
Next morning we looked in his diaper,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

And now folks my story is ended,
I think it is time I should quit,
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a bucket of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
tl;dr, Cliffs?
08-08-2016 , 03:10 PM
Not only is it ****ing Monday, but the boss is making me do actual WORK, I mean seriously, WTF is that?
08-08-2016 , 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarDan
tl;dr, Cliffs?
Ninja edit cliffs delivered.

Probably not a ninja edit if I get caught though.

      
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