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08-09-2016 , 08:23 AM

#301

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy har allerede fortalt dig, at han ikke har blond hår. Nørd

okay, but you are still all tall, with blue eyes and beautiful though right?

08-09-2016 , 08:30 AM

#302

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

okay, but you are still all tall, with blue eyes and beautiful though right?

Yes.

A few ugly ones are born on rare occasions but we send most of them to Germany, and the rest are kept in camps in unpopulated areas.

08-09-2016 , 09:32 AM

#303

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you Tuesday

08-09-2016 , 10:27 AM

#304

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Come on, Sammy!

No one deserves to be sent to camps based on how they look, except maybe fat people.

08-09-2016 , 10:32 AM

#305

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes.

A few ugly ones are born on rare occasions but we send most of them to Germany, and the rest are kept in camps in unpopulated areas.

You send all the not blue eyed and not blonde-haired ones to camps?

That's exactly how Nazi Germany started

08-09-2016 , 10:45 AM

#306

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

You send all the not blue eyed and not blonde-haired ones to camps?

That's exactly how Nazi Germany started

That's not what Sammy said. We only send the ugly ones away, hair/eye color doesn't matter. Some of them actually make quite a good living working in circuses and at carnivals/town fairs. You just can expect us to keep them around normal people/go to normal schools etc., that wouldn't be fair to rest of us. Think of the kids.

08-09-2016 , 01:27 PM

#307

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Several days into it and Denmark still has 1 silver medal, ****ing Kosovo has only 1 medal as well, but it is a gold (Women's Judo 52kg). Croatia has a gold (Men's Shooting - Trap).

Denmark needs to pick up the pace, I say Sammy goes down there to wrap up a gold in Table Tennis

08-09-2016 , 01:40 PM

#308

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

The disciplines Denmark compete in haven't reached the finals/started yet (besides 1 swimming and 1 cycling dicipline). We are obviously not gonna get a lot of medals, only around 10-11 in total, but we will get some.

If sports betting was on the Olympic program, Sammy would win it all.

08-09-2016 , 02:34 PM

#309

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Here it is again--2:30 on a Tuesday in an office--a moment of great existential despair.

08-09-2016 , 03:15 PM

#310

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Why are we getting riggie threads that aren't going away? Have we been bad, mods? What have we done to deserve this?

08-09-2016 , 03:29 PM

#311

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Why are we getting riggie threads that aren't going away? Have we been bad, mods? What have we done to deserve this?

What did you expect? 1 mod just had a kid, 1 is drunk, 1 is an unemployed homeless bum with a tiny dog, and the last one is German. It would be a miracle if anything at all got modded in this forum.

08-09-2016 , 03:40 PM

#312

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Riggies are like pigeons. Let a couple of them hang out and get fed and before you know it the place is lousy with them.

08-09-2016 , 03:47 PM

#313

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Why are we getting riggie threads that aren't going away? Have we been bad, mods? What have we done to deserve this?

...but maybe it is rigged? Who really knows?

08-09-2016 , 03:51 PM

#314

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...but maybe it is rigged? Who really knows?

Sammy knew it. Morph is one of them.

08-09-2016 , 03:55 PM

#315

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Riggies are like pigeons. Let a couple of them hang out and get fed and before you know it the place is lousy with them.

They can only be taken out with a silver bullet, or a sharp stick through the heart.

08-09-2016 , 03:58 PM

#316

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

They can only be taken out with a silver bullet, or a sharp stick through the heart.

Can't help you with a silver bullet. Australia wins gold, not silver.

08-09-2016 , 04:01 PM

#317

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Fiddle

08-09-2016 , 04:03 PM

#318

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...but maybe it is rigged? Who really knows?

I know a great thread over in Internet poker where we can discuss it. Just kidding, that thread is superaids riding a cancer bus.

08-09-2016 , 04:09 PM

#319

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

^^
Wtf is this?

No real Dane would sound as weak as that. Imposter!

Agreed. Lot of weak new fools coming around bbv lately with weak dumb semi logical takes

08-09-2016 , 04:10 PM

#320

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

okay, but you are still all tall, with blue eyes and beautiful though right?

I never gave a Dane without a vagina such compliments...

08-09-2016 , 04:16 PM

#321

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

It may be total coincidence but this Jones guy is like the 3rd new account in about a week to randomly go after my post in totally different threads/subforums - either I have a stalker or a lot of whiney politically correct toolbags are joining 2+2 lately and we need to stop that **** in its tracks