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08-12-2016 , 04:42 PM

#451

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Current medal count via ESPN:

Hey, where's Denmark???

LOL there are the little guys!

*** All hail Augustus, Waffle's Olympics Baby! Denmark still losing *** August LC/NC NSFW ***

Getting paced by North Korea

08-12-2016 , 04:51 PM

#452

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Imagine how many golds Australia would win if we had 320M people like the USA or 1.4B like China.

08-12-2016 , 04:54 PM

#453

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Notable Nations with more golds than Denmark:

Kosovo
Fiji
Ethiopia
Vietnam
Chinese Taipei
North Korea
New Zealand
Kazakstan
The IOC refugee team

Sammy your nation has fewer gold medals than the Refugee team!!! What do you have to say for yourself and your insolent arrogance?

And don't just tell me to calm down and throw money on my titties

08-12-2016 , 04:54 PM

#454

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Imagine how many golds Australia would win if we had 320M people like the USA or 1.4B like China.

The same amount you do now you drunken Kangaroo stalkers

08-12-2016 , 04:57 PM

#455

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Now watching, Men's Team Floppy "Sword" Swinging

USA USA USA!

08-12-2016 , 05:21 PM

#456

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Imagine how many golds Australia would win if we had 320M people like the USA or 1.4B like China.

...and imagine how many Sammy-medals Denmark would win!

08-12-2016 , 05:35 PM

#457

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

The same amount you do now you drunken Kangaroo stalkers

In 8-12 years when Kangaroo Wrangling is added to the schedule (I mean, ****, they have Field Hockey, Rhythmic Gymnastics, and Trampoline for **** sake) America will still win!

08-12-2016 , 06:04 PM

#458

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Mongolia just locked up at least a bronze in boxing (no 3rd place match, bronze awarded to each losing semi-finalist)

Any Danish boxers out there Sammy?

08-12-2016 , 07:39 PM

#459

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I like rooting for athletes from nothing nations (or no nation for the refugees) so go Mongolia!

08-12-2016 , 07:40 PM

#460

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I was going to edit that post but I'm going to let it sit as the most jackass idiot American thing I might of ever said (nothing nations)

08-12-2016 , 08:42 PM

#461

Pixcat

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,367

The Nations of Nothingness will take over the world one day.

There can only be Nothing.

08-12-2016 , 08:52 PM

#462

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Imagine how many golds Australia would win if we had 320M people like the USA or 1.4B like China.

"We"? So Australia is your nation now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hahaha, this is ****ing brilliant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

Congratulations on the newest Waffle!

Also this is amazing

08-13-2016 , 03:16 AM

#463

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

50m freestyle women.

Pernille Blume

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 08-13-2016 at 03:24 AM.

08-13-2016 , 04:17 AM

#464

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Your nations best shot at Gold. GL Sammy

08-13-2016 , 04:19 AM

#465

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Also add Singapore to the notable nations that have a Gold medal winner this year before Denmark

08-13-2016 , 04:28 AM

#466

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Imagine how many golds Australia would win if we had 320M people like the USA or 1.4B like China.

Fiji would have had 374 gold medals if they had 324 million people.

08-13-2016 , 04:38 AM

#467

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sleeping is for pussies. aaa ****ing head. *** you morninfg

08-13-2016 , 04:52 AM

#468

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Fiji would have had 374 gold medals if they had 324 million people.

Why don't India have 1 billion+ medals then?

Logic of penetrates itt

08-13-2016 , 05:41 AM

#469

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Drinking and betting all day. Money will be made. Pigs will be eaten. Sammy will enjoy.

08-13-2016 , 05:50 AM

#470

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Drinking and betting all day. Money will be made. Pigs will be eaten. Sammy will enjoy.

J-League - The duck stage? Danish is funny.

08-13-2016 , 08:46 AM

#471

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero Value

"We"? So Australia is your nation now?

Wat? I'm an Australian, so I can say we can't I?

If 4 people from the James family walk into a restaurant and one guy said "can we have a table?". Doesn't mean he owns the James family.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 08-13-2016 at 08:47 AM. Reason: but, yes, I do own Australia