I wish the company was big enough to do that because I would troll everyone for sure.

No no it surely is a doable drive but it's more about effort. My girl suggested I just go to Vegas by myself for a couple days then come back to do the Palm Springs trip with her and while that was very nice of her to offer to let me go solo to play the pokerz I think I'd rather just drive up the 110 to Hustler or maybe make the effort to go over to the Bike... actually I haven't been to the Bike in forever maybe I'll go see the Limon

Your guys meme game is real strong today.

I also notice most of you have undertitties

I mean undertitles but Natamus isn't even the 2+2 Octopus or LVL TR guy or the Memeamus

Tripped and Fell?

LOL okay KF there is a story about me tripping and falling...

When I was 15 I broke my ankle playing HS football but as part of the team I still went to all the games and would be on the sidelines. Well one play got too close to me and my crutches so coach banned me to the stands for safety:



As you can see the stands are built into a hill and while there is a ramp up to the bottom stands there are only stairs to the top from there. Snack bar and restrooms are at the top and I have to piss so I'm trying to crutch my way up the stairs and a bunch of people saw me trip on a stair and fall up 2-3 stairs trying to catch my balance and not put weight on my cast. It was a running joke in my yearbook with some of my friends for the rest of HS that I was the only people able to trip and fall upstairs.

So it works on multiple levels (as does that pun).

Consider it done.

All hail the mighty troll cat!

How old are you Natamus?

I turn 30 in November, that story was literally 15 years ago in a few weeks, broke the ankle Oct 2, 2001

You are a similar age to me!

almost there Nat.

So it's 5pm and no one will answer a call or email about what my status is or if they will work with me to pay me what I'm owed and not make it a pain in the ass.

So I'm assuming I'm a free man. I guess it's time to eat and AaaAaaaaAAAAaaaaa and then make a decision on tripping and falling over to the hustler, the bike, head out of town or just drink and play online poker

That would require logging out and then logging back in. Way too much effort. I'll just tell him you say hai.

I am working on some beers and kfc. This might hurt tomorrow.

I was just hailing the troll cat because the king fish found a good undertity for me

Sorry about that. Its 2am and Im way too drunk for the 4L FF draft starting in one hour. Any BBV survial strat?

But at least you'll have an undertitle. That should make up for losing your job.

This 100% plus free time instead of expense reports this weekend plus I'm going to over take Sammy for top thread poaster plus I have side work I do so it's not my only income stream plus I know I can get a different job this one ending like this and abruptly is just more like annoying and frustrating than a big problem for my life

FW the only way you can make it to the draft is energy drinks or cocaine

Im on my last pieces of vodka energy and dont have any of the other stuff. Im in a moclkd raft currently and totally forgot I need a TE lol

I'm drinking copious amounts of Tito's vodka tonight. At shop number 10 right now. Probably a good time to ask questions in the well as IDGAF right now.

In co consistently a rum guy so I'll go across the street and get a sandwich and a Coke or Dr Pepper and polish off the last 1/3 of a bottle I have

Don't you dare ****ing meme this!

kinda too drunk myself to meeme someone has to step in