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08-11-2016 , 06:25 PM

#426

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Yeah, that's really impressive

Why weren't you nominated for the olympics then, did you fail the drug test?

Sammy focused on his brain instead of his muscles. Life has so much more to offer than trying to be good at just 1 thing.

08-11-2016 , 06:27 PM

#427

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

4k post missed

No penises were touched on purpose.

08-11-2016 , 06:27 PM

#428

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

and then came the alcohol...

Anyway looks like those Fijis are good in armorless handegg

08-11-2016 , 06:30 PM

#429

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

and then came the alcohol...

Anyway looks like those Fijis are good in armorless handegg

If Sammy didn't drink alcohol, he would own Germany by now.

08-11-2016 , 06:33 PM

#430

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

08-11-2016 , 06:36 PM

#431

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If Sammy didn't drink alcohol, he would own Germany by now.

Well, we have a history with megalomaniac nutters, so I can't dispute that. But then our country would look like Denmark so it would only be worth $3.50

08-11-2016 , 06:42 PM

#432

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Mr. FWWM, you're talking the crazy talk again.

08-11-2016 , 06:50 PM

#433

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

08-11-2016 , 06:57 PM

#434

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy will show you. You will be both proud and jelly of Sammy.

edit: well, you already are, but this will just confirm your feelings towards Sammy

08-11-2016 , 07:08 PM

#435

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

You are our hero. Generations will come and tell the tale

08-11-2016 , 07:14 PM

#436

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Oh no, it's that weird sport again with a ball in hand and indoor football goals. Who wants to see that?

08-11-2016 , 07:17 PM

#437

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Grunch: There should be a stickied BBV moderation thread, but it should be locked 90% of the time for the lulz.

08-11-2016 , 07:27 PM

#438

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

***Official BBV Moderation Discussion Thread - Open on Wednesdays***

08-11-2016 , 07:44 PM

#439

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

tbh for mod

08-11-2016 , 07:45 PM

#440

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, i love office beers

08-11-2016 , 08:31 PM

#441

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Sammy,

You are currently winning gold in the most posts in the monthly thread race.

08-12-2016 , 12:17 AM

#442

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Almost the weekend. Gonna spend 10 hours per day watching the Olympics. Once every 4 years gotta make the most of it.

08-12-2016 , 12:20 AM

#443

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Also how is beermeplease not perm banned? Just look at all those aidsy threads he has started. Nut worst poster in BBV.

08-12-2016 , 12:54 AM

#444

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

08-12-2016 , 05:02 AM

#445

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai fraiday

08-12-2016 , 05:54 AM

#446

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Aaaaaaaaa Friday!

In addition to my girl her friend that is a 9 of 10 is staying over and they are both semi-open to a 3-way but I'm the only one drunk

it will be an oh so close but oh so far away night for Natamus

08-12-2016 , 05:56 AM

#447

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I want to split the friend in half and my girl wouldn't even trip but I don't want to freak her out or be creepy or weird by saying **** or suggesting **** so I'm just minding my own business in my room after hanging out with them earlier - ****ing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Last edited by Natamus; 08-12-2016 at 05:57 AM. Reason: Adding info because aaaaaaaa