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08-18-2016 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CigarDan
Two contests

1. Traditional - Groups of targets on a pop up range from 50m to 400m, 40 targets total in the prelim rounds with shooters given 60 rounds each target is up for 3-5 seconds. Intermediate rounds would introduce a target of a color easily distinguishable from the others that would be a non target with penalties for shooting it. Medal Round would feature 50 targets and shooters would be given 50 rounds of ammunition, still would have the don't shoot targets but penalty would increase. in the event of ties, sudden death pop ups, first miss and you're done.

2. Modern (aka Spree, or American) - Closed range set in urban environment, all targets are "live" and would be placed in windows, collected near bus stops etc. Shooters will have a predetermined amount of time and ammo to score hits on as many unique targets as possible, bonus points awarded for headshots and completing the course with time to spare, penalties for leftover ammo.
Let's make the Olympics great again!
08-18-2016 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
That was amazingly detailed and thought out and I think it works!
Thank you.

Slightly modified version of the US Army's rifle qualification and Urban Combat Training. Would make for exciting TV I think.
08-18-2016 , 07:07 PM
As an Aussie and a country that usually dominates at field hockey, I take offense.

I'm sorry we live in a country that doesn't have **** weather.

However we sucked balls at it at this Olympics so I agree.

I also have no idea how we are good at it. No real sportsman at high school plays it.
08-18-2016 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Would the goal of assault riffle/machine gun to be accurate or to mow down as many innocent citizens as possible in a given amount of time?
Just let them fight to the death like in the original Olympic games.
08-18-2016 , 07:14 PM
There should be a wall-building contest.

Top seed would be China
#2 US
#3 Mexico
#4 Germany
#5 England (but only because of Pink Floyd)

Last edited by King Fish; 08-18-2016 at 07:16 PM. Reason: Denmark wouldnt even be ranked.
08-18-2016 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
There should be a wall-building contest.



Top seed would be China

#2 US

#3 Mexico

#4 Germany

#5 England (but only because of Pink Floyd)


Idk why this made me LOL at work but the Germans being outranked by Mexico and Russia not getting proper credit for the Berlin Wall idk it just made me laugh

Also Mongolia can finally win a gold
Medal in the wall penetration event.
08-18-2016 , 07:30 PM
Also why are we outranked by the US? Until Trump takes over, I'm not aware of any major construction there. Unless you want to claim the LOL Alamo or something...
08-18-2016 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Idk why this made me LOL at work but the Germans being outranked by Mexico and Russia not getting proper credit for the Berlin Wall idk it just made me laugh
Because all it took was a single David Hasselhoff song to bring down your wall.
08-18-2016 , 07:36 PM
Hasselhoff? Wasn't that in the 90s?
08-18-2016 , 07:36 PM
Seeding for putting up a wall:
1. China
2. Germany
3. Russia
4. North/South Korea
5. England (because of pink Floyd)

Seeding for tearing down a wall:
1. Mongolia
2. Germany (For tearing down the Berlin Wall)
3. USA (For Reagan demanding the wall be torn down)
4. Mexico (you'll see...)
5. England (because once Pink Floyd builds the wall, they have to take it apart and move it to the next show)
08-18-2016 , 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Also why are we outranked by the US? Until Trump takes over, I'm not aware of any major construction there. Unless you want to claim the LOL Alamo or something...
This is at least 4 years out, maybe 8. So that would be well into the Reich of Supreme Chancellor Trump. Sure, he'll make the Mexicans pay for the wall, but it will be good 'ol Murican labor that builds it. Unless he outsources it, like he does everything else.

Still we are ranked #2 because ****ing 'Murica that's why!
08-18-2016 , 07:42 PM
I see you're already preparing for the new world order after China
08-18-2016 , 08:02 PM
08-18-2016 , 08:16 PM
Can someone please photoshop this image onto the Putin horse riding meme?

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08-18-2016 , 09:14 PM
08-18-2016 , 10:18 PM
I like how the title says (funny) Not sure if that is a red flag that it isn't funny or if the uploader is a tard
08-18-2016 , 11:19 PM
Why are we talking about shooting. It's all about USAIN USAIN AND USAIN BOLt. Denamrk got another 2nd in womens 400m hurdles. New Zealand got third in men's shotput!
08-18-2016 , 11:28 PM
I had a beer at lunch looks like my spelling has gone to the dogs
08-19-2016 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Don Trump
Let's make the Olympics great again!
Well played.
08-19-2016 , 02:05 AM
3 silver medals last night. Now only 4-5 chances for gold left.
08-19-2016 , 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
3 Sammy medals last night. Now only 4-5 chances for gold left.
fyp
08-19-2016 , 08:51 AM
LOL @ silver medals
08-19-2016 , 09:32 AM
Last night I ran my kings into aces and the aces held up. Silver medal.
08-19-2016 , 09:38 AM
Back in high school I went on a couple of dates with a cute cheerleader, but a better-looking dude on the football team ended up with her. Silver medal.
08-19-2016 , 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
3 silver medals last night. Now only 4-5 chances for gold left.
Lol Phelps land beating Sammy land

      
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