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08-18-2016 , 05:40 PM

#676

Don Trump

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 84

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Two contests

1. Traditional - Groups of targets on a pop up range from 50m to 400m, 40 targets total in the prelim rounds with shooters given 60 rounds each target is up for 3-5 seconds. Intermediate rounds would introduce a target of a color easily distinguishable from the others that would be a non target with penalties for shooting it. Medal Round would feature 50 targets and shooters would be given 50 rounds of ammunition, still would have the don't shoot targets but penalty would increase. in the event of ties, sudden death pop ups, first miss and you're done.

2. Modern (aka Spree, or American) - Closed range set in urban environment, all targets are "live" and would be placed in windows, collected near bus stops etc. Shooters will have a predetermined amount of time and ammo to score hits on as many unique targets as possible, bonus points awarded for headshots and completing the course with time to spare, penalties for leftover ammo.

Let's make the Olympics great again!

08-18-2016 , 05:40 PM

#677

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

That was amazingly detailed and thought out and I think it works!

Thank you.

Slightly modified version of the US Army's rifle qualification and Urban Combat Training. Would make for exciting TV I think.

08-18-2016 , 07:07 PM

#678

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

As an Aussie and a country that usually dominates at field hockey, I take offense.

I'm sorry we live in a country that doesn't have **** weather.

However we sucked balls at it at this Olympics so I agree.

I also have no idea how we are good at it. No real sportsman at high school plays it.

08-18-2016 , 07:09 PM

#679

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Would the goal of assault riffle/machine gun to be accurate or to mow down as many innocent citizens as possible in a given amount of time?

Just let them fight to the death like in the original Olympic games.

08-18-2016 , 07:14 PM

#680

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

There should be a wall-building contest.

Top seed would be China
#2 US
#3 Mexico
#4 Germany
#5 England (but only because of Pink Floyd)

Last edited by King Fish; 08-18-2016 at 07:16 PM. Reason: Denmark wouldnt even be ranked.

08-18-2016 , 07:25 PM

#681

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

There should be a wall-building contest.

Top seed would be China

#2 US

#3 Mexico

#4 Germany

#5 England (but only because of Pink Floyd)

Idk why this made me LOL at work but the Germans being outranked by Mexico and Russia not getting proper credit for the Berlin Wall idk it just made me laugh

Also Mongolia can finally win a gold
Medal in the wall penetration event.

08-18-2016 , 07:30 PM

#682

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Also why are we outranked by the US? Until Trump takes over, I'm not aware of any major construction there. Unless you want to claim the LOL Alamo or something...

08-18-2016 , 07:32 PM

#683

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Idk why this made me LOL at work but the Germans being outranked by Mexico and Russia not getting proper credit for the Berlin Wall idk it just made me laugh

Because all it took was a single David Hasselhoff song to bring down your wall.

08-18-2016 , 07:36 PM

#684

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Hasselhoff? Wasn't that in the 90s?

08-18-2016 , 07:36 PM

#685

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Seeding for putting up a wall:
1. China
2. Germany
3. Russia
4. North/South Korea
5. England (because of pink Floyd)

Seeding for tearing down a wall:
1. Mongolia
2. Germany (For tearing down the Berlin Wall)
3. USA (For Reagan demanding the wall be torn down)
4. Mexico (you'll see...)
5. England (because once Pink Floyd builds the wall, they have to take it apart and move it to the next show)

08-18-2016 , 07:37 PM

#686

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Also why are we outranked by the US? Until Trump takes over, I'm not aware of any major construction there. Unless you want to claim the LOL Alamo or something...

This is at least 4 years out, maybe 8. So that would be well into the Reich of Supreme Chancellor Trump. Sure, he'll make the Mexicans pay for the wall, but it will be good 'ol Murican labor that builds it. Unless he outsources it, like he does everything else.

Still we are ranked #2 because ****ing 'Murica that's why!

08-18-2016 , 07:42 PM

#687

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I see you're already preparing for the new world order after China

08-18-2016 , 08:02 PM

#688

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

08-18-2016 , 08:16 PM

#689

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Can someone please photoshop this image onto the Putin horse riding meme?

Spoiler:

08-18-2016 , 09:14 PM

#690

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

08-18-2016 , 10:18 PM

#691

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I like how the title says (funny) Not sure if that is a red flag that it isn't funny or if the uploader is a tard

08-18-2016 , 11:19 PM

#692

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Why are we talking about shooting. It's all about USAIN USAIN AND USAIN BOLt. Denamrk got another 2nd in womens 400m hurdles. New Zealand got third in men's shotput!

08-18-2016 , 11:28 PM

#693

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I had a beer at lunch looks like my spelling has gone to the dogs

08-19-2016 , 01:40 AM

#694

Sheep86

*** All hail Augustus, Waffle's Olympics Baby! Denmark still losing *** August LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Trump

Let's make the Olympics great again!

Well played.

08-19-2016 , 02:05 AM

#695

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

3 silver medals last night. Now only 4-5 chances for gold left.

08-19-2016 , 02:10 AM

#696

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

3 Sammy medals last night. Now only 4-5 chances for gold left.

fyp

08-19-2016 , 08:51 AM

#697

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

LOL @ silver medals

08-19-2016 , 09:32 AM

#698

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Last night I ran my kings into aces and the aces held up. Silver medal.

08-19-2016 , 09:38 AM

#699

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Back in high school I went on a couple of dates with a cute cheerleader, but a better-looking dude on the football team ended up with her. Silver medal.