I will probably get mocked for this pick. I don't care. I'm taking the #1 overall on my BIG BOARD, the best worst poster. I love him. I hate him.
Some of you guys have been picking poasters who have only been WOATING for a few months, or who only WOATED for a short period of time before being booted.
GREEAR is different. He has a long history. He has used several different usernames. He has been temp-banned too many times to count, officially quit 2+2, perma'd, then allowed back by the mods.
What makes him special? It takes utter devotion to not only post thirty thousand times in one thread, but to post badly thirty thousand times in one thread. He liveblogs every damn pitch, making any thread he posts in completely unreadable.
According to him, the Tigers are the best team in history. Max Scherzer is a top 2 starter in MLB. Austin Jackson is the best outfielder EVER.
However, GREEAR is also quite possibly bipolar. When his teams are losing, they are the worst of all time.
Speaking of devotion, who the hell liveblogs the birth of their child? It's so bad it's good.
Other fans of the same teams hate him. After losing the Nat'l Championship game, wiper says:
adam, you're awful. i'd do anything for you to root for another college team.
have a good night. i'm going to bed.
In fact, GREEAR is so bad even Canada doesn't want him. So he's planning on becoming a professional nurse.
It's cool, ban me for making 1 post in the NYY thread/Twins thread, whatever the **** may be, while our threads get swarmed every game we play, it's cool. Double standards for mods like tuggles who like to get double penetrated. Yes, it means he likes to get ****ed in his pisshole, as strange as that sounds.
It's fine though, because it's made me aware that 2p2 is run by complete and utter pussies. Seriously tuggles, you're a ****ing bitch lol. Like a legit bitch, no joke dude.
How do you let someone like itsrainingmen, a legit fa.ggot, like he flat out admits to taking it in his ass and sucking dick on the reg talk down to you all the time? I mean he smacks you around on this forum worse than Miggy smacks around his night after finishing a case.
Bring on the ban, this one is prolly a perma, but whatever. Site is no longer legit when it's nothing but double standards and fa.ggots running around.
Last but not least, LOOOOOOOOOOL @ "the rat"
never has there been a more perfect nickname. u r such a little bitch. all you do is poke ur head into det games trying to get a rise out of me, idk if u want the daddy dick (your not gonna get it) or what, but i do know that there is maybe 3 posters on this site who i would be able to physically overpower in a fight, and there names are "the rat" "the rat" & "the rat" Good thing for me is i wont have to wreck ur life, I can pay my Detroit thugs $0.99 to do it for me, so how you want it?
G10 capable of both brilliance and AIDS. The above poast is both.