I will probably get mocked for this pick. I don't care. I'm taking the #1 overall on my BIG BOARD, the best worst poster. I love him. I hate him.
GREEAR10
Some of you guys have been picking poasters who have only been WOATING for a few months, or who only WOATED for a short period of time before being booted.
GREEAR is different. He has a long history. He has used several different usernames. He has been temp-banned too many times to count, officially quit 2+2, perma'd, then allowed back by the mods.
What makes him special? It takes utter devotion to not only post
thirty thousand times in one thread, but to post
badly thirty thousand times in one thread. He liveblogs every damn pitch, making any thread he posts in completely unreadable.
According to him, the Tigers are the best team in history. Max Scherzer is a top 2 starter in MLB. Austin Jackson is the best outfielder EVER.
However, GREEAR is also quite possibly bipolar. When his teams are losing, they are the worst of all time.
Speaking of devotion, who the hell liveblogs the birth of their child? It's so bad it's good.
Other fans of the
same teams hate him. After losing the Nat'l Championship game, wiper says:
Quote:
adam, you're awful. i'd do anything for you to root for another college team.
have a good night. i'm going to bed.
In fact, GREEAR is so bad even
Canada doesn't want him. So he's planning on becoming a professional nurse.
gl with that, homie