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04-24-2013 , 04:57 PM
Pretty sure Empire Man gets the inspiration for one great post a day, posts it and then he's done until the next one strikes, never seen a post of his that's just average
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04-24-2013 , 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Pretty sure Empire Man gets the inspiration for one great post a day, posts it and then he's done until the next one strikes, never seen a post of his that's just average
his incredible content/fluff ratio is off the charts
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04-24-2013 , 05:01 PM
Only thing more predictable than his posts being good is the page of fellation afterwards.
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04-24-2013 , 05:03 PM
It's fitting to have one of the GOAT SE posters ITT. The bad posters just make his posts that much more elite.
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04-24-2013 , 05:14 PM
Bdidd is great value but there are a few worse posters available. Ray Horton at #1 will look worse and worse as more undrafteds are revealed.
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04-24-2013 , 05:16 PM
Let's play a game. I'll post some quotes from this poster, see how many you have to read before you can figure out who it is.

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While I do troll on occasion and obv don't believe every single thing I write, I do believe the vast majority of it.
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well at least i can always lose the 10-15 pounds, unfortunately for u tho ur stuck with ur ugly ass face for life (i've seen ur photos brah I almost went blind)
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there should be a drunk driving test where they see how many beers u can safely drive with in ur system ldo. I know for me I drive a lot slower/more safe when i'm drunk which prob 100% offsets the loss of reaction time I have. It's the tards who can't handle their liquor/drive fast as hell when drunk which ruin it for the rest of us responsible drunk drivers
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i should be able to have sex without a condom without any fear of having to support kids (far more costly money wise than most realize) it's ******ed that others think otherwise.
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lol man the haters are out in bunches. I am certainly not a total expert but i'm sure I can do better than most of you. My gf is certainly not a super model but shes pretty good looking and surely better than most of you can pull. And if you think my advice is wrong then the real lol is on u. Haters ghana hate tho.



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That's the thing with Tebow that gives him a ton of value. He is a massive winner and that gives him a lot of value in close late game situations. Hes a top 15 winner at the QB position for ALL TIME as well as currently being in the top 3 in the NFL (alongside Brady and Vince Young).

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doesn't really rain here much I guess I just underestimated how little it rains everywhere else as well oh wells

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i'd be shocked that anyone who lived in boston said it rains a lot here

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Round 1 Pick 11

Epipen11



Lets first take a gander at his illustrious banning list:
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

First Offense
EPiPeN11- name-calling, trolling. Extended to four days for circumventing. And trolling while circumventing, no less.

Second Offense
EPiPeN11 - Calling Vyse Ignorant, Bozo, etc.

Third Offense
EPiPeN11 - trolling, Jizz smack

Fourth Offense
EPiPeN11 - personal attacks

Fifth Offense
EPiPeN11 - bastardizing another user's name in an offensive manner

Sixth Offense
Epipen11 - vacation for admitted, lame, trolling in Vacation Draft thread. It's like rain on your wedding day.

Seventh Offense
Epipen11 - I thought the 7-time pantheon was missing a key contributor. AKA What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Eighth Offense
Epipen11 - Playing dumb, levelling about trolling, wasting my time, trying his best to irritate other posters

Ninth Offense
Epipen11 - Playing dumb, levelling about trolling, wasting my time, trying his best to irritate other posters

Permanent ban
Epipen11 - Playing dumb, levelling about trolling, wasting our time, trying his best to irritate other posters
One of my favorite archetypes in storytelling is when a protagonist wears a mask for so long that it becomes his real face. You can see this theme in many superhero stories, where the alternate persona becomes the hero's true self. Or when an undercover cop becomes so immersed in his job that his cover becomes his real personality.

This is what happened to Epipen. At first, he was aware that he was trolling and being stupid. Somewhere down the line, he became so caught up in his web of lies that he began to genuinely believe the things he was saying. By the end of his SE tenure, he had fully convinced himself that Peyton Manning was a terrible QB and that Kesha was the greatest musician of all time.

Epipen is truly the Kendrick Perkins of SE. He is extremely hard to build around, and makes everyone around him worse. His trolling was so bad that he infected himself with his own AIDS. That is an accomplishment that no one else in SE history has ever done.
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04-24-2013 , 05:18 PM
That was my #1 overall.
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04-24-2013 , 05:20 PM
"His trolling was so bad that he infected himself with his own AIDS."

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04-24-2013 , 05:20 PM
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04-24-2013 , 05:20 PM
RAIDS #1 is stupid. No surprise Chilltard made a bad decision.

I like Ray. Dude goes to bat for me in OOT. Plus his brand of bad is more tolerable than others. Yeah it's bad when you champion NFC West pride, but it's also sad comedy.

Systolic was soo soo bad. Nobody liked that guy. Even other Falcon fans hated him because he was ruining their goodwill. He was truly unredeeming in every way. Just sucked off the Falcons at all cost. And that's all he did 24/7. Didn't bring humor or anything else to the table. Just a bunch of "Nuh uhhhh the Falcons are good!"

It was like a 7 year old found the forum.
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04-24-2013 , 05:22 PM
Yeah the funny thing is epi came back as lolkevinlove and wasn't bad besides that episode of him posting his pic.
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04-24-2013 , 05:23 PM
pip was very high on the baids/cvig board good pick

possible melter of faces incoming
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04-24-2013 , 05:23 PM
Known bad poster A-Rod SWINGING FOR HIS BAD LORD.
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04-24-2013 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
RAIDS #1 is stupid. No surprise Chilltard made a bad decision.

I like Ray. Dude goes to bat for me in OOT. Plus his brand of bad is more tolerable than others. Yeah it's bad when you champion NFC West pride, but it's also sad comedy.

Systolic was soo soo bad. Nobody liked that guy. Even other Falcon fans hated him because he was ruining their goodwill. He was truly unredeeming in every way. Just sucked off the Falcons at all cost. And that's all he did 24/7. Didn't bring humor or anything else to the table. Just a bunch of "Nuh uhhhh the Falcons are good!"

It was like a 7 year old found the forum.
this
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04-24-2013 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chilltown
Known bad poster A-Rod SWINGING FOR HIS BAD LORD.
DONT MENTION UNDRAFTEDS
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04-24-2013 , 05:26 PM
Still one guy out there who absolutely infuriated me, a little surprised he's getting slept on
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04-24-2013 , 05:27 PM
On my board, don't have enough history to write it up properly so passed. Excellent value.
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04-24-2013 , 05:30 PM
The value from some of the undrafted soccer posters will be pretty elite. The game is so much less quantifiable and "solved" that there are so many hilarious defenses of indefensible positions plus the average euro poster is way more likely to be drunk at any given moment.
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04-24-2013 , 05:31 PM
Yeah epip was a really solid pick. Sustained aids for a long time.
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04-24-2013 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mutigers5591
The value from some of the undrafted soccer posters will be pretty elite...
ldo

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The game is so much less quantifiable and "solved" that there are so many hilarious defenses of indefensible positions
plus very few even bother trying

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plus the average euro poster is way more likely to be drunk at any given moment.
fair point
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04-24-2013 , 05:34 PM
This draft is delivering so much already, Mr. BAIDS

Having said that, posts like this...

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imo Greear is still pretty awesome, it's an elite village idiot who can counterbalance the time spent as a tornado of poo with time spent as an independent non-idiot, it works because it's not a strategy it's who he is. Greear has brought some solid lols into my life, as opposed to bdidd who has brought confusion and dread; when greear is on your side you're happy to have him, when bdidd is on your side you take a shower. OR ON SECOND THOUGHT
...make me think we'll also need another iteration of the good posters draft. Unless v.3.0 is indeed overkill.
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04-24-2013 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
RAIDS #1 is stupid. No surprise Chilltard made a bad decision.

I like Ray. Dude goes to bat for me in OOT. Plus his brand of bad is more tolerable than others. Yeah it's bad when you champion NFC West pride, but it's also sad comedy.

Systolic was soo soo bad. Nobody liked that guy. Even other Falcon fans hated him because he was ruining their goodwill. He was truly unredeeming in every way. Just sucked off the Falcons at all cost. And that's all he did 24/7. Didn't bring humor or anything else to the table. Just a bunch of "Nuh uhhhh the Falcons are good!"

It was like a 7 year old found the forum.
so i guess we can add going to bat for undrafted to the list of bad posting perpetrated by raids

Last edited by Phildo; 04-24-2013 at 05:43 PM.
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04-24-2013 , 05:41 PM
For this writeup I am going to steal the CAPITAL OFFENSE measure of bad poastings, ty Hoaya.

Thundercat32. Mad, bad, sad.

CAPITAL OFFENSE 1 - 'I quit'.

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Originally Posted by Thundercat32
to all,

this is me bidding a farewell to the se forum. i just wanted to come back and post lest any of you think the 12-3 score kept me from posting itt. no, i fell asleep somewhere along the 3rd inning, which was by design because i actually have a life to live and have alot to do today.

95% of the people in this forum are as engaging to converse with as hector salamanca, i'm doing this mainly for my own sanity; but also to rob those of you who experience such ecstasy from my "igornant" remarks.

you will only see me in a very limited capacity on this site. to whoever the mod was that banned, classy approach not identifying yourself btw, please make a note of this. if i'm in the CTH forum and some jackwagon trolls me to start an argument with me, then i don't see how you can put that on me.
CAPITAL OFFENSE 2 - (unfunny) racism
CAPITAL OFFENSE 3 - Coming back after an 'I quit' post

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Originally Posted by Thundercat32
have you ever heard chris rock's routine on there's black people and then there's n words?

nyjer morgan falls into the ladder category, imo. his behavior is symptomatic of a culture that feels exercising judgement in what fights are worth fighting and which fights are not is a sign of weakness. i use to work at a strip club in dallas that played primarily gangsta rap. legitimately, the majority of our customers were either gang members, drug dealers, associates of one or the other, or all three. do you have any idea how little it takes to start a fight in a group like that? "i smoked that fool!" why'd you go and do that man? "because that N looked at me the wrong way!" "because that N bumped into me!" "because that N stepped on my shoe!"

literally, there is a disconnect between consequence and action in the mind of those individuals. i've had full bottles of grey goose whiz by my head because some dude looked at another dude the wrong way. i've feared for my safety walking to the bar to get a bottle of water. so maybe i'm being a touch racist, but i'm going off of behavior i've seen that's very identical to "t plush" for 3+ years. that's another thing, in that culture you never meet a doug or a robert, or even an xavier. you always meet d-money or j-dawg, or n2pimpn.

now let's suppose what you're saying about carpenter and pujols is true. btw, it just makes you look whiny, no offense. like a 3rd grader, "but he started it!" do you think ryan braun would of reacted the same way? i don't think so, i don't think ryan braun or really any other brewer feels the need to "step to" anyone.

i just think t plush lacks the restraint to exhibit self control and exercise good judgement. i don't think brewers fans should be rushing to his defense and pointing fingers at the cardinals. i think they should re-evaluate who's defense they're rushing to, regardless of how much the cardinals may have incited the incident.
CAPITAL OFFENSE 4 - Self pity, 'there is a double standard for me in this forum'.
Misdemeanor (pled down) - justifying his racism

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i guess that depends on your perspective. my original post was something to the effect of "nyjer morgan is a ****** we don't need to piss off the cardinals just because he has to showcase his "swag". it's freaggin embarrassing to have a tool like that on your team" my point there was these guys are in our division we have to play them next year and we don't need to give them any extra incentive to wanna kick our heads in. and also i voiced my opinion on nyjer morgan personally and how i felt his actions were tasteless and classless.

what happened? everyone isolated the "swag" comment (i don't know exactly what my comment is that's why swag is in quotes. i'm not going to go searching through 100+ pages of the mlb thread to find my exact post, but feel free to do so if you want to), and how i called him some sort of embarrassing tool and made that into a race thing. i entertained their accusations and provided more racially "questionable" comments and all of the sudden i'm a huge racist based off a handful of sentences posted on the intrawebs. go figure.

Someone else: didn't you quit SE?

yeah i did, so you caught me red handed. my apologies, i couldn't help from noting that someone else makes a point about how ill advised nyjer's actions/comments were over a month later when the brewers are facing the cards in the playoffs and that's an acceptable, maybe even it's considered an insightful post. yet, i make a post about how it was a brain dead comment and an embarrassing action the night of the incident over a month ago and i'm the brain dead idiot, according to this forum.

it's my way of illustrating there's a double standard for me in this forum, and also i'm way more dialed into what's really going on than 99% of the posters in this forum ever gave me credit for.
CAPITAL OFFENSE 5 - constant boring whining about being mistreated

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Question, my favorite sports team, the brewers, have advanced to a level of the playoffs they've only reached one other time in their history and i've made like what 2 posts now in the last 3 days during this time. you really think that i'm not serious about parting ways with SE? normally, i've of had 40-50 posts easy in the last 3 days about this series, but i don't get any pleasure out of the SE forum anymore. i just get pleasure in this one instance of pointing out the bias towards me.
CAPITAL OFFENSE 6 - the most recent 'I quit' post (a year or two removed from the first one)

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Originally Posted by Thundercat32
F this bull-S! i'm out of this thread, anyways. but, btw, great suggestion. pocketchads just raises the question what's the deal with vince scully signing off after 3 innings on the dodgers radio broadcast, and i post the answer to that question. then you tell me to keep that conversation private. and who the bleep are you again???


i made the "ridiculous" points that...

1) the giants won't be a dyansty if they win the world series again this year
2) matt cain is not a top 5 starter
3) yu darvish is a top 5 starter
4) madison bumgarner is not a top 20 starter
5) aroldis chapman will not be a top 20 starter over the next 10 years and should remain a closer

the only thing that i'm wrong about in there is madison bumgarner. but fine i'm gone no more posting this year either.

for all of the C-suckers that started talking shyt about me tho, there's just one thing that i want ya'll to do for me. KISS MY ASS!
CAPITAL OFFENSES 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12

That's a lot of capital offenses right. Well, not only is TC32 a self aggrandising, racist, self absorbed AIDS poster with a self awareness rating of 0 thumbs out of 7, he has also committed the worst capital offense that exists in SE (as you can see it is worth 6 regular capital offenses)

here he is making a fairly low quality post in 2010 about his favourite baseball team, the Texas Rangers.

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thankfully rumors now say the Yankees will land Lee, altho I don't know thats so thankfully b/c I don't think Lee would be 1 and done with them so we'd have to compete against him in future years.
And here he is making a fairly boring post in 2012 about his favourite baseball team, the Milwaukee Brewers.

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Originally Posted by Thundercat32
i was optimistic coming into the season, especially once i heard we'd have braunie for a full season, but it just hasn't been going our way (at all). the injury bug has definitely got us, and aside from braun, hart, and lucroy all of our offensive players have been underperforming. i was really disappointed that we didn't pick up adam lind after the blue jays put him on outright waivers. unless the brewers scouting department has some sort of a bias against lind, but i think the real problem is attanasio didn't want to fork over the prorated $5 mil this season and $5 mil for next year. the rays can get away with being cheap because their scouting is so good and they've had top 5 picks for a decade now, but we can't.
Wait wat?

YES THATS RIGHT THIS CLOWN CHANGED TEAMS. WHO DOES THAT? AIDS PLUS PLUS POSTERS THATS WHO.

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Originally Posted by Thundercat32
Hey guys got room for one more?

I was born in Hartford, WI and I have family that still lives in Green Bay. My Dad's first date with my Mom was at a Brewers game and his favorite baseball player was Robin Yount. I've always loved the old school Brewers logo. I have a man crush on Ryan Braun and Yovani Gallardo.

After today's bull**** with the Rangers I'm done with them. Looking to go back to my roots.
DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR.

His rationalisation? He was mad that the Rangers traded some nobody called Justin Smoak to the Mariners in exchange for Cliff Lee. Of course the spoarts karma gods dont take kindly to these sorts of cowardly actions, so Lee immediately led the Rangers to the world series and became one of the best pitchers in baseball.

Smoak's career OPS is .676.

In another brazen act of cowardice and weaseliness, TC32 hopped back onto the Rangers bandwagon in 2011 because they made the world series again and were facing the Cards, who had knocked out his new team in the NLCS. Once again he paid the price, as the miracle redbirds overcame the Rangers in glorious circumstances. How AIDS to you have to be to abandon a team AND THEN STILL FIND A WAY TO BE BUTTOCK PAINED WHEN THEY BLOW IT. (the answer is: very)

Riverman is still a Browns fan. Needle is still a Jags fan. Cashy is still an Arsenal fan. You. Do. Not. Change. Teams. EVER. It is an affront to everything we stand for here in SE.

And he's a bouncer at a strip club or something.
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04-24-2013 , 05:44 PM
The racist post is pretty incredible. Write-ups better continue to deliver for the entirety of the draft, elevates the entire proceeding.
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04-24-2013 , 05:45 PM
bdidd great pick

thundercat solid pick

autism speaks, listen
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