Who are the bad SE p0sters? DRAFT
get'em hoya
04-24-2013
, 01:30 PM
04-24-2013
, 01:59 PM
I apologize for the length of time it has taken to properly present this idiot to you. The time was necessary. With a poster this thoroughly terrible, care and concentration are required: there is simply too much garbage to sift through.
With the third pick in the SE bad p0sters draft, I introduce to you via the last post he ever made in SE, the one, the only, the slanker to trump all slankers, and the first permanently banned draftee:
Systolic
After slithering out of POG and into SE, Systo spent an entire NFL season spreading his unique and terrifying AIDS throughout the NFL and bad p0sters threads (where he was routinely nominated and mocked). He argued, ad nauseum, that the Falcons were the statistically best team in the league, a bend but don't break juggernaut that would surely win the Super Bowl and prove him correct, and all of SE both wrong and stupid.
Behold, Systolic's absurd self-assessment and annoying posting before the Falcons lost to the Niners in the NFC Championship:
This didn't work out for him.
The quotes epitomize Systolic's p0sting. Shamefully, he did not linger to accept the abuse he deserved after his Falcons failed to support his imaginary claim to the SE throne. In fact, the opening post was made before the game ended. Because the Failcons, it turns out, did not "always win [there]," little Systo slanked out of SE, never to be seen again. That post, amazingly, is actually the last post he ever made in SE. He did not stand and face the music because he, the WOAT SE poster, could not handle it. By drafting Systolic, I have drafted the worst slanker in SE's history. This is verified, by the way, because of his subsequent permanent ban. As far as I know, Systolic is the only poster to have ever been banned for, in effect, being a pussy.
And he was worse than that. For his short reign, Systolic was the undisputed worst poster on this entire forum. The most myopic Failcons lolhomer in the history of football, he managed to embarrass even [undrafted], who has never known shame or reason. His work can be witnessed here. I highly recommend beginning at post 3078 and continuing from there, because that thread - the NFC Championship Game (ATL vs. SF) thread - devolved into approximately 9 pages of taunting Systolic. That ho got pimp smacked and never recovered.
Here is a sampling of Systo's other fine SE work, which included several CAPITAL OFFENSES.
Systolic is guilty of defending himself in the bad p0sters thread, a CAPITAL OFFENSE, which he compounded by patiently explaining that he is very wise:
What's that about vehemently resisting opposition from large groups of people? I'm not even sure he's still alive after the Falcons beatdown.
Systolic is also guilty of blatant season-long homerism, another CAPITAL OFFENSE when it is not done amusingly. He compounded this by attempting to rustle fans of other teams, and failing terribly.
Systolic is also guilty of pathetic martyring, another CAPITAL OFFENSE. As more and more posters tired of Systolic, he retreated to self pity:
A casual search of this forum reveals an endless stream of content-less homering, extreme ego, and worthless posting. His best posts went unread and unremembered. His worst posts are some of the worst ever seen in SE. If our goal is to create the stupidest, most unreadable forum ever conceived, Systolic is surely necessary to our mission.
Also, lolPOG. He's so bad they hated him there.
With the third pick in the SE bad p0sters draft, I introduce to you via the last post he ever made in SE, the one, the only, the slanker to trump all slankers, and the first permanently banned draftee:
Systolic
After slithering out of POG and into SE, Systo spent an entire NFL season spreading his unique and terrifying AIDS throughout the NFL and bad p0sters threads (where he was routinely nominated and mocked). He argued, ad nauseum, that the Falcons were the statistically best team in the league, a bend but don't break juggernaut that would surely win the Super Bowl and prove him correct, and all of SE both wrong and stupid.
Behold, Systolic's absurd self-assessment and annoying posting before the Falcons lost to the Niners in the NFC Championship:
The quotes epitomize Systolic's p0sting. Shamefully, he did not linger to accept the abuse he deserved after his Falcons failed to support his imaginary claim to the SE throne. In fact, the opening post was made before the game ended. Because the Failcons, it turns out, did not "always win [there]," little Systo slanked out of SE, never to be seen again. That post, amazingly, is actually the last post he ever made in SE. He did not stand and face the music because he, the WOAT SE poster, could not handle it. By drafting Systolic, I have drafted the worst slanker in SE's history. This is verified, by the way, because of his subsequent permanent ban. As far as I know, Systolic is the only poster to have ever been banned for, in effect, being a pussy.
And he was worse than that. For his short reign, Systolic was the undisputed worst poster on this entire forum. The most myopic Failcons lolhomer in the history of football, he managed to embarrass even [undrafted], who has never known shame or reason. His work can be witnessed here. I highly recommend beginning at post 3078 and continuing from there, because that thread - the NFC Championship Game (ATL vs. SF) thread - devolved into approximately 9 pages of taunting Systolic. That ho got pimp smacked and never recovered.
Here is a sampling of Systo's other fine SE work, which included several CAPITAL OFFENSES.
Systolic is guilty of defending himself in the bad p0sters thread, a CAPITAL OFFENSE, which he compounded by patiently explaining that he is very wise:
Systolic is also guilty of blatant season-long homerism, another CAPITAL OFFENSE when it is not done amusingly. He compounded this by attempting to rustle fans of other teams, and failing terribly.
Also, lolPOG. He's so bad they hated him there.
04-24-2013
, 02:03 PM