I have a keen memory for details, and I seem to recall the trucking company keeps giving PChad the "hijacker" routes, way too many dud shotgun shells, and multimillion dollar cargoes. Also they contractually require him to drink two sodas per day, play absurdly spewy LAG who calls down all the rocks, and write a daily essay on why the Braves should have lost today's game--even during spring training. His only sanctuary from this hell scape is the company of his loving, well adjusted family, the romantic heterosexual exploits he frequently jomps in, and manhattans served strictly without cherries.

See, really not that hard to pick up on posters' stories, as you'd know if you weren't spending so much time extolling the virtues of fixed-rate mortgages and yammering about how much better the US is than current British colonies like Canada.

PChad; So, what's happening with the jobstressing? I'm all ears.

well i'm not much for bowling. as best i can tell she isn't either. still, there's this newish place next to a movie theater that tries to be a club/bar that's within walking distance from her apartment so it serves my motives well

however, i'm already getting some bad omens. haven't shaved in about a week so i have a pretty solid beard going. was shaving, and was about 2/3 of the way done but apparently my razor's battery was discharged so fully that even when plugged in the battery would die and i have no disposables. soooooo i gave up trying to shave and just went to work out while it was charging. i looked ridiculous and 7 pm is gym rush hour. various people were staring at me, coming up to me asking me wtf was wrong with me.

time to finish shaving, shower, then get my bowl on! will attempt to liveblog the ensuing misadventure and liquid consumption

16 oz algae kambucha, Synerga or something or other.

Can't say I'm entirely comfortable spending $4 on what is essentially a hippie probiotic fizzy tea with medium calories, but I do like the taste and when one is living in the wasteland, one does not go bitching about the price of items that at least bear the sweet ineffable waft of civilization.

PChad, honest question. Do you look at the model in that bathing suit and seriously not feel it move at all?

I'm not drinking celebratory beer but I did just slip on some BOATSHOES.

Happy they got the guy alive.

Not so he can talk about his feelings and why he wanted to kill innocent Americans but instead because having him be able stand trial in our courts and be convicted fairly is important.

Would be like looking at David Beckham or Ryan Gosling and not realizing they're attractive dudes. Doesn't mean you get a boner.

Seriously though. Who is that chick?

Beer #2 down

Momentous day, RAIDS just used an appropriate jif

Shaving update: razor didn't charge. Worthless piece of ****. Off to Safeway to buy disposable + shaving cream looking like I just got through shaving with a fit of Parkinson's

Wait we aren't supposed to get a boner when we look at Ryan Gosling?

Always pictured SRM as little Tim Lincecum. Kinda bummed to learned he's middle eastern with shaving problems.

Not sure we need RainingMen cutting down to less than 100 posts a day.

Calmer than you are

Somebody tell me who that woman is.

Her left boob looks considerably larger than her right

Certainly looks that way.

Not sure why but Matthew Perry tilts me pretty hard. Could deal with all of the ex-Friends cast going away forever.

lol you were looking at her boobs

/PChad

I remember most of that, just missed out on the "hijacker routes" part.

B-

Model is unknown. Source of the .gif:

Daer is good at the internet.

9:51 pm. 2 shots of cake Smirnoff vodla

i will be hungover tomorrow morning just from reading this

At :38 second mark, she's the girl on the right. I think she says her name is Mieva or Nieva...?

We don't care what you gave her; what did you drink?