That was a sick snipe by Kovy there. Just sick.

nice interference by elias on girardi

probably a good veteran play in pierre's eyes though

u are amazingly consistent

Yeah pool, ololol



I'm winning by 33 points

more proof that I'm a ****ing hockey genius

deal with it Kovalchuk h8ers

Horrible period for NYR. The amount of defensive zone turnovers is inexcusable - sone definitely created by NJ pressure, but a lot can be attributed to plain lazy play.

rangers playing ****ing badly. wtf.

can't clear zone (so many turnovers...wtf), can't forecheck properly (aas they've done a billion times before) and boyle w/ a ******ed slash.

meanwhile, devils actually finding a way to somewhat mitigate rangers' shotblocking. really (literally A+) good job by kovalchuk to hooooold it, hooooold it, hoooooold it, SHOOT. and another devil's player (d on point) did the same thing to try to avoid the block. i think torts though is MUCH more worried about the lackluster performance in period 1 than the issue of playing game theory w/ shotblocking lol.

re: cwice...ty...note im not picking any arguments. im trying to come at PDO from a statistical perspective and really understand where it's good, where it's bad, and what it's limitations are. logically i love it. it really matches very well my qualitative experience w/ hockey. ty for helping walk me through it

meanwhile, CMON HENRIK!! (and jeez, rangers, get your **** together for ****'s sake)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand torts goes changing the lines again. let's see wtf he did here throughout the period lol. he usually does really well w/ his choices though so i trust him.

LOL @ "stepan" getting that goal. i think staal shot that (not really 100% sure). he should get the goal.

uh...2 different teams came out of those locker rooms lol. wayyyyy better offensive zone. cally getting 2 turnovers and one shot off each.

and 2 posts for the rangers. yet another great one for krieder. PDO showing its stuff.

chris lee not being asian makes so much sense

lol rangers power play

STEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

YESSSSSSSSSS RUN HOT BOUNCE HOT LOOK HOT SCORE HOT STEPAN MOM'S HOT

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE LOUIS SQUARE GARDENNNNNNNNNNNNN

GOOD OLD AMERICAN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So much skill

A save like that does not deserve a break like that no matter how you Ranger wankers want to justify it.

Also lol fatso

MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY


do you think marty asks his ex-wifes-ex-sister-in-law wife to scream out MARRRRTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY when she's crawling around on the floor to see where he landed after changing positions

Well that PP was a gift for the Rangers.

There's been a scoring change to the Rangers goal:

Goal scored by MARRRRRRTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY'S left arm. Assisted by The End Boards and Marc Staal

lol. precisely. how stepan remains credited w/ that is ... just... special. i guess he touched brodeur's pad, thus somehow magically putting the puck in net?

Haha.

Pierre: Thanks Peter.
Peter DeBouer: (silence)

Penalty boxes must have been part of this summer's renovation

lol msg

That was some pretty damn dramatic music going on for a jammed door.

The dude is just straight punting the **** out of it, lolololol

What kind of magical hinge does this door have that they can't figure out a way to get it open?