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01-16-2013 , 06:40 PM

#201

miajag

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Originally Posted by CohibaBehike

What amazes me more is that ND knew about this the day after Christmas and it didn't leak until now.

yeah it's so unlike Catholic priests to sweep stuff under the rug

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01-16-2013 , 06:40 PM

#202

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Originally Posted by Riverman

Story is just a prefect encapsulation of Notre Dame's whole program. A media-aided fraud.

Yup. No way the media wasn't at least very suspicious.

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Originally Posted by Riverman

ND seems to be pretty obviously screwing up by releasing any statement at this point. Like, they don't seem to understand how the internet works. The whole truth is going to come out here, pretending that they can make it go away by issuing some bull**** statement is totally ******ed but not at all surprising given that it is ND we're talking about.

Meh, I think ND's play here is to pretend that they buy that it was a hoax even if they know better. They may suck at everything else but they are expert at covering **** up.

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Originally Posted by Tuma

her pictures were of a real girl who collaborated on the story and wants nothing to do with it.

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Originally Posted by nath

There's no chance Te'o wasn't in on it. He told all these huge, detailed stories about when they met, how often they talked, made **** up about her family, etc. If he wasn't in on it, he would have said "I met her last year through Twitter" and not "We met in 2009 after a game in Palo Alto!"

Also, the more I think about it, the less likely it is that Te'o and Tuiasosopo were covering for a homosexual relationship, because in that case it makes no sense to kill her.

Yeah this, except for the last part. He both provided all these pictures of her, and claimed he'd met her face to face. Both can't be true.

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

pretty sure you have to kill her so she doesnt have to have an excuse for never being at a game.

Yeah if someone is starting to close in on the story then you have to kill her off.

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01-16-2013 , 06:41 PM

#203

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Originally Posted by Riverman

Facebook comments are delivering:

etc.

Yessss....

The level of denial from ND homers here might end up rivaling the JoePa truthers

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01-16-2013 , 06:41 PM

#204

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Subject : LENNAY KEKUA

FROM THE HOSPITAL BED OF LENNAY KEKUA
PALO ALTO HOSPITAL (PA)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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AND NOBODY HAS ISSUED ME RELATIONSHIP PAPERS, I WILL DIE, SINCE 1990 I HAVE NO BOYFRIEND. MY RELATIONSHIP STANDING HAS NO BENEFICIARY AND ANY INVESTIGATION INTO MY RELATIONSHIP STANDING WILL PROVE AS WELL THAT I MUST ACQUIRE MONEY TO LIVE AGAINST LEUKEMIA. I AM CONTACTING YOU TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO SURVIVE AGAINST THE LIKELIHOOD THAT I MAY NOT SURVIVE BECAUSE OF THE LEUKEMIA.

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THANKS
YOURS TRULY
LENNAY KEKUA

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01-16-2013 , 06:42 PM

#205

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holy ****ing ****

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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01-16-2013 , 06:42 PM

#206

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

pretty sure you have to kill her so she doesnt have to have an excuse for never being at a game.

You could just 'break up', that would also do the trick without turning a massive public hoax

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01-16-2013 , 06:43 PM

#207

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Lol at Te'o knowing the guy that helped organize the 'hoax'.

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01-16-2013 , 06:43 PM

#208

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Originally Posted by Dudd

You could just 'break up', that would also do the trick without turning a massive public hoax

break up with a girl who has leukemia? you monster

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01-16-2013 , 06:44 PM

#209

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Originally Posted by Dudd

You could just 'break up', that would also do the trick without turning a massive public hoax

Playing football through a breakup doesn't generate award-winning sympathy, though.

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01-16-2013 , 06:44 PM

#210

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

amazing

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01-16-2013 , 06:44 PM

#211

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Tomorrow's NY Post headline: LEPRECONNED

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01-16-2013 , 06:44 PM

#212

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Originally Posted by Pudge714

Mobutu Sese Seko
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Not sure why people are mad at Te'o. Tim Tebow spent every year of his career in a relationship with a made-up person who died tragically.

LOL

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01-16-2013 , 06:45 PM

#213

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Countdown to Te'o heel turn where he laughs at us for believing this.

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01-16-2013 , 06:45 PM

#214

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Notre Dame's PR head the last couple weeks:

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01-16-2013 , 06:45 PM

#215

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just saw this on twitter

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The greatest trick Lennay Kekua ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist.

lolz

edit:

omg moar gemz

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Lennay Kekua is modern day George Glass.

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01-16-2013 , 06:45 PM

#216

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I mean best best best case scenario here for him is that he did get into some kind of long-distance online relationship with "Lennay" as part of a hoax, but then lied to the media about ever having met her (and obviously oversold the degree to which she was his "girlfriend").

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01-16-2013 , 06:46 PM

#217

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Originally Posted by miajag

Tomorrow's NY Post headline: LEPRECONNED

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01-16-2013 , 06:47 PM

#218

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And also, that his parents were in on the lie.

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01-16-2013 , 06:47 PM

#219

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This story is literally figuratively blowing my mind.

I cannot even process how

****ed up
hilarious
pathetic

this thing is. Kudos to deadspin, major kudos. Jesus, how does literally no other news source in the country find this **** out? There's a legit chance that minus deadspin, nobody would have ever known. wtf.

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01-16-2013 , 06:47 PM

#220

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What if Lance Armstrong was really Lennay Kakua?

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01-16-2013 , 06:48 PM

#221

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And also, that his parents were in on the lie.

Did his parents say they had met her?

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01-16-2013 , 06:48 PM

#222

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Originally Posted by AussieJack

What if Lance Armstrong was really Lennay Kakua?

Someone search for Lenny Kakua....You'll find the answer there.

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01-16-2013 , 06:48 PM

#223

Dominic

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This is more an indictment against the incompetence of the American Media than anything else.

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01-16-2013 , 06:49 PM

#224

El_Padroni

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Originally Posted by vaya

Did his parents say they had met her?

NO, dad said they'd never met her.

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01-16-2013 , 06:50 PM

#225

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Prediction: Te'o holds a press conference, rips off his ND shirt to reveal an Alabama jersey, stone cold stunners his imaginary girlfriend

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