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Old 01-16-2013, 06:23 PM   #126
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Re: Manti Teo: ruh roh

I have a feeling there will be multiple levels of crazy revealed slowly over the next few days.

Like when tiger unravelled, first you heard he wrecked his car... then you found out he was on ambien and attacked by elin... then you found out he was cheating... then you found out he was like banging two or three chicks... then you found out it was actually like 30 chicks... then you found out about the denny's waitress.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:23 PM   #127
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If Manti is the victim of a hoax, than he is also an opportunistic douchebag who leveraged a relationship with a girl who he has only contacted via text and social media through the Mainstream Media.
See this part I kind of understand. Easy to see how this all went ape **** out of control and he couldn't back out once it got going.

The part that makes no sense is why it started in the first place.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:23 PM   #128
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yeah i was wondering what ND was gonna say short of throwing him under the bus and pleading ignorance about everything. but this is a very interesting angle, and something i couldn't have thought of, lol.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #129
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In other news, Catfish is a pretty addicting show.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #130
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suppose you are manti te'o and absolutely 100% not gay. do you come out anyways, hoping for america to accept that as an explanation?
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #131
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speaks a lot to the quality of a notre dame education that this was the best they could come up with
i dunno what's more hilarious


ND: he got scammed
Te'o: yes, i have a gf, no i never met her
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #132
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #133
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OMG, his defense is totally going to be he never met her and his online/phone girlfriend pretended to die on him.

Yeah, and you failed to mention to the media you never actually met her once why exactly?

LOL, this is too much, I seriously can't take this much schadenfreude at once.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #134
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #135
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I'm torn, if he's gay it will be a boon of trollable material, however he will probably be able to spin it for sympathy (it's hard to be gay at a catholic school, I panicked, etc.)
Fake girlfriend as a beard is the only even semi-logical explanation, but even that doesn't explain why she would ever have to be killed off
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #136
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Is it possible that he met her and they had a relationship and she just lied to him about her name and faked the leukemia/death stuff? ie. She's the sociopath not him?
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #137
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ND seems to be pretty obviously screwing up by releasing any statement at this point. Like, they don't seem to understand how the internet works. The whole truth is going to come out here, pretending that they can make it go away by issuing some bull**** statement is totally ******ed but not at all surprising given that it is ND we're talking about.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #138
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #139
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Manti was the victim of a hoax.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:26 PM   #140
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suppose you are manti te'o and absolutely 100% not gay. do you come out anyways, hoping for america to accept that as an explanation?
if he's ok with never playing an nfl down as long as he lives, sure, go for it
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:26 PM   #141
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ND seems to be pretty obviously screwing up by releasing any statement at this point. Like, they don't seem to understand how the internet works. The whole truth is going to come out here, pretending that they get make it go away by issuing some bull**** statement is totally ******ed but not at all surprising given that it is ND we're talking about.
te'o made them millions

they gotta protect that i guess?
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:26 PM   #142
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Also posting the same stupid picture 10 times in one post, ever, should be an instant permaban.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:27 PM   #144
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I'm sure you can find some people in OOT who have had long, monogonous relationships with people they have never met.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:27 PM   #145
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #146
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #147
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Thread delivers. Looking forward to more.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #148
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Is it possible that he met her and they had a relationship and she just lied to him about her name and faked the leukemia/death stuff? ie. She's the sociopath not him?
this would also be a fun angle

likely: no
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #149
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I had one in like 7th grade, lol
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