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12-04-2013 , 03:18 PM
Simplicitus had that funny thread with the baby who looked like an old man. Many funny shops were made. Think it was in OOT tho so I cannot access it to link.
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12-04-2013 , 03:21 PM
BBV had an incredible thread about hot athletic female bodies, loaded with hundreds of sexy images of chicks. Almost every image was posted by the same poster so the guy did some serious work.

BBV ****ing NUKED the thread though because of advertisers thought the forum was too sexual. That's right - not locked... NUKED. Gone. So we're left with a sexy Asians thread only. WTF. The athletic body thread was very very high quality though. I bet that guy was pissed after loading all those images.
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12-04-2013 , 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Bidz
Nominee for best second reply ever

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/61...itchen-798808/
Third reply is pretty great, too.
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12-04-2013 , 07:45 PM
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that is incredible
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12-05-2013 , 12:34 AM
no love for bad larrys?

shame on you guys

also Carrying A Shovel In Gay Neighborhoods and Acronym Banning are two faves

(looking for links right now)
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12-05-2013 , 01:08 AM
for some poker content how about the hand where mahatma may have hit a straight and shoved. around 05 06
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12-05-2013 , 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bidz
LETS RECAP.




Nominee for best second reply ever

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/61...itchen-798808/
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a single post in all my years on the site.

Pokerstars Support thread was awesome, too
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12-05-2013 , 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroPimpin
for some poker content how about the hand where mahatma may have hit a straight and shoved. around 05 06
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...mahatma-ub-38/

This was the next poker thread on my list. Loses some points since OP wasn't actually the hero and iirc almost immediately posted results, but still generated some great discussion.
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12-05-2013 , 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by NLSoldier
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...mahatma-ub-38/

This was the next poker thread on my list. Loses some points since OP wasn't actually the hero and iirc almost immediately posted results, but still generated some great discussion.
I always liked Vanveen. I quoted his post then and will re-quote it now bc it still brings the lulz:

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"Hero is likely to have two pair or a set on this board"

If this is always true, Hero should just send Mahatma a cheque every week and save himself the trouble of playing bad poker.
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12-05-2013 , 05:25 AM
Just wandered in here to see if the Davino home game thread was picked. That's one of my favorites.

I can't remember how I was linked to this thread the other night, but it's pretty great. I'm rooting for this guy. Busto in Thailand playing $1.5 6max hypers:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17...t-itt-1375134/
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12-05-2013 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by AGame18
One of the more famous Assani Trolls
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/87...d-me-here-115/
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SB checks, continuing to show weakness. The BB thinks it over for a while. As he is thinking he takes a sip of his tea, and I know this is going go sound weird, but he suddenly throws up all over the floor. Luckily he missed the table and cards. I had not seen him throw up ever before, but I did see him burp heavily and kinda throw up in his mouth a little bit once, and on that hand he was slowplaying a monster. So its a bit tough to say exactly what info to take from the throw up. Anyway, he checks.
So great
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12-05-2013 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by AmazingErvin
How sick did SB(BB from last hand) look? Do you think he's coming back soon or was there a lot of puking involved? I think your read on his digestion system is the biggest factor in deciding the initial raise size and setting up future dynamics
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At the time it was definitely safe to assume that he won't be back for the current hand(bathroom wasn't super close and he looked pretty damn sick), so his SB is completely dead money. As it turns out, funny enough, he died in the bathroom from choking on his own puke and blinded off.
lol
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12-05-2013 , 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dids
Racy Jane or bust IMO.


Racy Jane at Burning Man - with new boobs
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12-05-2013 , 11:25 AM
Mad Max IV - Burning Man
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12-05-2013 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Simplicitus had that funny thread with the baby who looked like an old man. Many funny shops were made. Think it was in OOT tho so I cannot access it to link.
Old Baby Photoshop

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...toshop-501191/

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12-05-2013 , 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 5ive
no love for bad larrys?

shame on you guys

also Carrying A Shovel In Gay Neighborhoods and Acronym Banning are two faves

(looking for links right now)
If Bad Larrys was the link you posted with a lot of white space and no context, I don't think I'm the only one who didn't click because it looked like spam.

Also that's a great post, but not really a great thread.
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12-05-2013 , 01:06 PM
one aspect of "Play Through a Hand With Me" that I felt was underappreciated was that the timing of my promised updates was often off by exactly one year(so that the update did indeed occur when I had promised, just a year later than expected). Example:


7/16/10
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
alright now that the WSOP is finally over(for me at least), I'll have some time to post and discuss part II

7/14/11
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
I'm UTG with 16,600. Blinds are still the same(100/200). Info on the tournament can be found in post #1, and this is the very next hand so all details are the same. The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned from the bathroom, so theres essentially a dead 100 in the pot. I get KK. Your move.
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12-05-2013 , 01:35 PM
OK old baby photoshop thread is still hilarious. Should have been drafted imo. Definitely check it out if you haven't seen it.
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12-05-2013 , 01:54 PM
i was kinda surprised no one drafted the original omg omg omg thread. not that that is a good thread - quite the contrary - but it's sort of historic
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12-05-2013 , 07:10 PM
Old baby photoshop thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...toshop-501191/

That kid's face still cracks me up
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12-05-2013 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Poker Movie. Singular. Specifically "Vegas Knights" by Kevin B
Spoiler:
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12-05-2013 , 07:51 PM
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12-05-2013 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR
Round 5
07-22-2006, 03:55 AM
Seems like a pretty standard bad thread. So bad, that no one responded, no one until a poster by the name of tightmaniac decided to add post #2 in this thread on September 4th, 2006 @ 3:04amEST.
OP returned about 3.50 years later
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01-16-2010, 12:09 AM
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WTF???
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Originally Posted by James Boston
I don't remember starting this thread, and I've never really read or posted in this forum. I must have had a few drinks one night and decided to see what BBV was all about. My OP isn't very good or interesting, and it didn't get it's first response for over a month. I guess I just forgot. Someone PM'ed me the other day and told me I should check out some BBV thread I started.
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12-06-2013 , 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Dids
If Bad Larrys was the link you posted with a lot of white space and no context, I don't think I'm the only one who didn't click because it looked like spam.

Also that's a great post, but not really a great thread.
lol Dids

this is Chump Change

p.s. sup bros
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12-06-2013 , 04:36 AM
Wow, that skinny girls who got fat just destroys my faith in humanity. Sure, some girls you can tell from the roundness of their face when they're young, from what their mom looks like, etc, but there are some serious blindsides in there. I'm familiar with the freshman 15, and girls gaining a lot of weight by like the 20 year reunion, but mein gott how some of those girls blew up by and even before age 21 is mind-boggling. I was actually always pretty careful about getting too involved with a girl that might have blowup potential, but a few of those are legit never see it coming. Makes me realize all the more how lucky I am that my wife never blew up at all, even after 3 kids.

Personal story along these lines: When I was 20 years old, my first GF was 17. She was 5'5" and ~107#. Didn't appear to have blowup potential, but her mom was 250 ez. Fast-forward to 4 years later, and she still looks good, but has put on a few. I'm watching some comedian and he's talking about how girls getting fat can sneak up on you, "Sure, that 5-7 pounds a year is no big deal, until you've been with them for ten years and THEY ARE 50 TO 70 POUNDS HEAVIER!!!" The next day, When I was in the bathroom, I got on the scale, mentioned that I had gained some weight, (I was trying to, I weighed maybe 135 at the time), then she gets on and weighs 133... I do the math, and prognosis wasn't good. There was a small discussion afterward about it which can be ballparked to "I Ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'" and she started working out for the first time since we started dating shortly thereafter. Yeah, I felt like kind of a dick, but I'd have felt like more of a dick if we were married or something 5 years later and she weighed 200+ and I dumped her. A man just has to know his limitations, and I know mine. We broke up about 8 months later for standard reasons, she had trimmed back down to like 120. 20 years later we are friends on FB, and she looks pretty good still in pictures, although my friend says she has definitely squabbed some. Meanwhile, I'm now a fatass at 175.

Fate is a cruel mistress. A mistress that is also likely to squab.
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