When holding a cucumber I make the animal house reference

They are quite sensuous.

Sniffing my fingers after scratching my balls.

Me too. Bout a hundred dollars.

Actually nick named one of my regular players rainman because he buys in for $82 every time.

Speed Hump.

The signs always said speed bump when I was younger. Some time in the last 10yrs it switched over to speed hump for no reason at all.

At least in my area....

speed bumps are small and tall -- really need to go slow over this to avoid damage
speed humps are wider and lower -- if you hit these fast, your suspension will cry

two different things imo

They are different things.

Also, I think you might be in the wrong thread.

Maybe he just can't not think about it.

Bah. This was supposed to go in another thread.

Maybe he just giggles about speedy humps. I do. But then again, I'm a grown child.

any time i dry my hands with a hand towel in the kitchen, I always put it back on the oven towel bar thing with the pattern facing away. I don't know why.

I can't not push the elevator button, even if I see that it's already lit.

When I'm pouring water into a glass from the sink I'll let the water run a bit, fill my glass halfway, dump it out and fill it full

Yes! I do exactly the same thing.

I have to have something to fidget with when playing poker. Usually I shuffle cards constantly and sometimes chips. When I play on my laptop in bed, I'm lost when I forget to bring cards with me and usually get up to get some so I can shuffle. I always have a deck on my monitor stand and another on the tv stand in my room.

I can't not check a lock at least twice and make sure me or my wife has the keys before leaving the house (this is ocd ldo)...ever since my wife dropped me off at home without me having the keys and I ran after her which ended with me pulling my hammy.

My wife also does this and I always give her **** for it.

It takes like a second and washes out any sediment or crud in the cup. Why would you not do it?

Every time someone asks me to turn around, I have to (badly) sing Bonnie Tyler.

This one is super specific and I just remembered this thread.

I literally can't listen to Third Eye Blind's "How's it going to be" without hearing the round ending alarm from N64 Perfect Dark. Always brings back memories of being a teenager and all nighters playing video games.

3eb: https://youtu.be/Za5wwxsuvhw?t=146

PD: https://youtu.be/ja0jHgcSQEY?t=60 (warning, this is kind of loud and annoying, and the sound that precedes is even worse)

Whenever I hear Styx' Mr. Roboto I have to replace that lyric with Demi Lovato

When I open MS Word, my usual method of opening is just opening up the run window with Windows+R, then typing WINWORD. This always triggers me to think of Jack Nicholson saying, "On second thought: let's transfer the whole Windward Division off the base."

This is one of many ridiculous triggers of TV/movie references that crop up on a regular basis.

*Cannot hear the word "culmination" without thinking - and if alone, actually mumbling - "culmination!" in the style of the assistant lacrosse coach in American Pie.

*If I say something of significant import, it doesn't draw an immediate response, and the quote fits appropriately, I will add, "That's a true story," in the style of Michael Corleone.

There are others. Many, many others. But anyway:

You are a terrorist.

I still occasionally type espn.go.com.

we cannot but narrate

i can't not open any microsoft app without wondering if clippy will pop up from out of nowhere

I reference every person I know by their first initial plus last name. If you are John Smith, there is zero chance I will not call you jsmith.

It stems from how we used to handle corporate email. Now everything is firstname.lastname but that has not slowed me down one bit.

from this point forward i will phoenitcally read your name as p-okeraz