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11-02-2010 , 07:48 PM

#1676

atakdog

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Or try adjective —> adjectival. It moves two syllables in that one.

You say you don't understand it, but in many cases pronunciation is not something that can be understood. Convention wins. This particular convention won hundreds of years ago, in all likelihood, and I have never heard anyone bucking it.

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11-02-2010 , 07:49 PM

#1677

Pointland32

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Maniac/maniacal.

The pronunciation of RHET-or-ic isn't the problem, the pronunciation of rhe-TOR-i-cal means shifting the emphasis in order for it to sound better.

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11-02-2010 , 08:05 PM

#1678

stevemckenna

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Thanks for the correction guys. Does that mean my pronunciation of "re-tor-ic" is technically wrong?

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11-02-2010 , 08:36 PM

#1679

snowden

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I don't like to use words like right and wrong with regard to pronunciation but nobody I know pronounces it that way and my guess is ~99% of english speakers would pronounce it with the stress on the first syllable.

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11-02-2010 , 08:36 PM

#1680

atakdog

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Originally Posted by stevemckenna

Thanks for the correction guys. Does that mean my pronunciation of "re-tor-ic" is technically wrong?

Yes.

Last edited by atakdog; 11-02-2010 at 08:37 PM. Reason: to the extent a pronunciation can be "wrong", this one is.

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11-04-2010 , 12:30 PM

#1681

jmakin

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Some chick posted this facebook status yesterday that kinda irked me but I'm not 100% if it's just poorly worded or flat out wrong:

"I'm legitimately considering going to the beach today."

The word legitimately seems completely unnecessary and nonsensical to me in this usage. LITERALLY!

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11-04-2010 , 04:51 PM

#1682

175503

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"Where do you live, I never remember."

Insert proper grammar pzl

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11-04-2010 , 05:44 PM

#1683

didonk

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Where do you live? I never remember.

imo

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11-04-2010 , 06:21 PM

#1684

175503

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I thought that but isn't "I never remember" an incomplete centence?

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11-04-2010 , 06:28 PM

#1685

baumer

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Where do you live? I can never remember.

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11-04-2010 , 07:11 PM

#1686

*COINFLIPS*

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Originally Posted by 175503

I thought that but isn't "I never remember" an incomplete centence?

How so? Isn't, "I remember," a complete sentence?

edit:

**** you, grammar nit.

Isn't the following a complete sentence?

"I remember."

Happy now?

Last edited by *COINFLIPS*; 11-04-2010 at 07:27 PM. Reason: **** you

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11-04-2010 , 07:19 PM

#1687

baumer

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Originally Posted by *COINFLIPS*

How so? Isn't, "I remember," a complete sentence?

Not without a period.

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11-05-2010 , 11:26 AM

#1688

tyweee

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Originally Posted by gumpzilla

I think we are already for all intensive purposes.

I know this is a joke, but it tilt's me so hard!

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11-05-2010 , 02:02 PM

#1689

GMan42

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Originally Posted by tyweee

I know this is a joke, but it tilt's me so hard!

I hope this is a level...you should of left the apostrophe out.

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11-05-2010 , 04:21 PM

#1690

Vecernicek

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Originally Posted by GMan42

I hope this is a level...you should of left the apostrophe out.

Sick "double" level.

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11-05-2010 , 05:36 PM

#1691

uptheirons

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Originally Posted by Vecernicek

Sick "double" level.

Ha ha, I laughed so hard I literally died.

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11-06-2010 , 09:24 AM

#1692

dercon

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Has anyone here seen "english.jpg"? It's basically a somewhat hilarious and rude rant on the most basic mistakes people make in English. At the same time, it gets the point across the table and can even be a little educational.

Here's a link (strong language warning):

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8705/englishu.jpg

Now an assignment for the "nit's": can you spot the mistakes in the picture?

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11-06-2010 , 10:00 AM

#1693

175503

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God you have to be an OT level 8 nerd to read that entire thing.

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11-06-2010 , 10:58 AM

#1694

dercon

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Originally Posted by 175503

God you have to be an OT level 8 nerd to read that entire thing.

Problem?

Suggestion: don't read it if you don't care what it is about.

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11-06-2010 , 12:14 PM

#1695

175503

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Believe me, I didn't.

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11-06-2010 , 12:29 PM

#1696

175503

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sorry for bein a meanie tho

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11-06-2010 , 12:51 PM

#1697

lonely_but_rich

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Maybe she's been afraid of the beach her entire life and this is a big deal.

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11-06-2010 , 01:54 PM

#1698

dercon

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Originally Posted by 175503

Believe me, I didn't.

Fair enough.

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Originally Posted by 175503

sorry for bein a meanie tho

No problem sir.
I don't mind being a nerd, I mind when people I don't know call me one.

By the way, your avatar is amongst my top 5 favourites on this site.

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11-06-2010 , 11:18 PM

#1699

11111

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Originally Posted by dercon

A bunch of comma splices and other mistakes in that thing.

Edit: Oops. Didn't see that you recognized that.

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11-06-2010 , 11:57 PM

#1700

atakdog

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There's a split infinitive, but we've already established that no one in this thread but me thinks those are necessarily errors.

The comma splices actually got annoying. One, I could see including for effect, but it reads as if the author thinks they're actually OK.

There's a run on sentence featuring two independent clauses with neither a conjunction nor any punctuation (not even a comma!) between them.

He neglects to capitalize the first person pronoun i a couple times in the script at the bottom.

In one case he uses like instead of as (a distinction few people, even in this nit thread, recognize and adhere to any more)

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