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11-01-2013 , 11:17 PM
Snap chatting girl from tinder and she does a pic off her face with mouth really wide showing off tongue piercing, what do you send back?
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11-01-2013 , 11:19 PM
Rgr,

100% dick pic

Edit: assuming you like BJs
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11-01-2013 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Rgr,

100% dick pic

Edit: assuming you like BJs
Can't bring myself to do it... Too weak at this game.

She didn't reply so looks like should of gone dick pic.
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11-01-2013 , 11:55 PM
Rgr,

She sends you a pic of herself customized for optimal dick-sucking, and you don't respond w a dick pic. She's prob just confused and/or figures you're gay. Send her one quickly and maybe you can recover.
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11-01-2013 , 11:56 PM
u can find luv, ez game \thread posterity notes: pay attention
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11-02-2013 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Rgr,

She sends you a pic of herself customized for optimal dick-sucking, and you don't respond w a dick pic. She's prob just confused and/or figures you're gay. Send her one quickly and maybe you can recover.
Taking your advice from the get go in future.
4,30am this girl fast asleep now and doubt she wants that pic in the morning...

Any tips for how to take a dick pic for future? How do you make that **** look good as seems ugly as hell. Is 3 seconds standard?
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11-02-2013 , 12:41 AM
Turn your searching to private before clicking PLEASE

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/onelast_time

$20 on paypal if you can get me a date with this girl
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11-02-2013 , 02:41 AM
Why, because you like her instagram pics? She doesn't seem all that great (dating-wise, anyway, I'm sure she's a fun lay).
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11-02-2013 , 02:47 AM
I don't like your chances. A model funneling people to her FB and IG pages and looking for just friends.
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11-02-2013 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by AnonymousTextField
u can find luv, ez game \thread posterity notes: pay attention
Did 42yo cheerleader sleep with you? If so, congrats man. I'm starting to think she's quite clever and was trying to make you into a better man by withholding sex. If she's hot too...GG.
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11-02-2013 , 04:47 AM
Anyone on OkCupid ever get a crazy surge of female visitors from random countries all over the world?
Think my profile URL must of been posted somewhere.
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11-02-2013 , 05:03 AM
Yes. like 1/3 of my rando views come from Maine. Never been there, don't mention it, hate nature and the cold.
*shrug*
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11-02-2013 , 05:20 AM
Anyone else get confused by hot girls who are blue dots and it isn't the start of the week?
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11-02-2013 , 07:02 AM
Think I am going to just concentrate on Tinder for now. It is so much better than OKC and POF in so many ways. The pre selection is done for you, any girl you chat to is already interested and you can get a number and a date in so much less effort than online dating.

I also think girls that are on OKC and POF are a bit more damaged than Tinder. Tinder is a lot more socially acceptable so you get a wider selection of normal girls, while on dating sites they are a bit more crazy.

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11-02-2013 , 07:42 AM
^ that exchange is so stilted and "online datey". Neither of you said a single clever line but it's so obviously ham-fisting towards a meeting and neither side cares. The future is now!
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11-02-2013 , 07:51 AM
It's not terrible but god damn I can't stand when people ask "how are you"
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11-02-2013 , 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by rungoodrun
Taking your advice from the get go in future.
4,30am this girl fast asleep now and doubt she wants that pic in the morning...

Any tips for how to take a dick pic for future? How do you make that **** look good as seems ugly as hell. Is 3 seconds standard?
Just download one off of the internet!
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11-02-2013 , 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
It's not terrible but god damn I can't stand when people ask "how are you"
Ha post this in the "things that shouldn't piss you off but do" thread then!

Do you prefer how're you, or how are ya?
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11-02-2013 , 08:10 AM
I prefer something that hasn't invariably been responded to with "good you?" by every single human to have ever lived
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11-02-2013 , 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
I prefer something that hasn't invariably been responded to with "good you?" by every single human to have ever lived
She replies good, then you give a little story that draws her in. It is perfect to use, I do that in all my Tinder chats.

Snapchat girl is back on, she told me she is getting drunk later and to expect more
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11-02-2013 , 08:49 AM
No she doesn't, she blabbers on about eggs instead.
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11-02-2013 , 09:06 AM
Ron Poor,
Did you miss the part where that was enough to get her numbers only a few messages later ? Im guessing RGR doesnt really need a good opener.

RGR seems to be steamrolling this thread with his insane succes, very good job on that =)! Hoping to get some epic TRs out of you.
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11-02-2013 , 09:09 AM
Wat? "How are you" is just standard conversation starter. Conversation tinder if you will..

I do agree that convo is online datey and I cringe reading it.
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11-02-2013 , 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
I prefer something that hasn't invariably been responded to with "good you?" by every single human to have ever lived
The people you know just suck at making conversation.
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11-02-2013 , 10:05 AM
Weird situation last night. Went out to happy hour with friends. We all approach different sets of girls. Anyway, I come in to a conversation my friend has opened with a couple girls and grab one of their attention, get her number, etc. I got accused of **** blocking my friend for this. I didn't say anything bad about the guy, I just simply talked to the girl and we clicked more, does that count as **** blocking?

As a side note, I met a girl last night there, that was really petite and cute, and was just getting a quick bite to eat before she went to see the Rachel McAdams movie by herself on a Friday night. How strange was that? I swear she was really good looking.

Last edited by Gabby Hayes; 11-02-2013 at 10:13 AM.
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