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02-21-2014 , 12:49 AM
I obviously tried to finger her, was kissing my way down, trying to take her pants off
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02-21-2014 , 12:56 AM
wu- have fun walking the next day. that is the nut low.

Last edited by yeotaJMU; 02-21-2014 at 12:56 AM. Reason: haha... nut low
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02-21-2014 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by wutangpoker
I obviously tried to finger her, was kissing my way down, trying to take her pants off
Ok. this is where you shift to hard to get. like u were doing it all not because you want to get laid but because she does. huh what? exactly.
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02-21-2014 , 01:51 AM
as the resident troll; i failed often.. it wasn't until i found some INNER success that everything turned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw
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02-21-2014 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Kenny Bania
I'm dealing with a different culture (Germans are notoriously reliable) Also Burdz, what was the deal with the platonic friends cancelling? What was the plan?
Why would being known for reliability be a notorious or infamous thing? Both platonic friends are lesbians (separate plans with each, though we have all worked together), both just said they were sick and had to bail the day-of (both instances were grabbing drinks/going out downtown). If only they were just lying to go have sex with each other and videotape it...

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But "my dog is sick" is usually legit, right?
If any guy or girl lies about their cat/dog/animal being sick to bail on a date, there's a special place in hell reserved for them.
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02-21-2014 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by wutangpoker
I don't normally click the pictures on tinder, but I'm glad I did in this case. Look ath this booty:



No way I get matched with her unfortunately
I checked your battery life percentage before her booty tbh lol
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02-21-2014 , 03:36 AM
I had a strange experience with a nuvaring tonight.

Bit of an awkward moment tbh. A bit of a heads up on that thing woul have prevented the awkward......did you lose something In your vagina? Conversation.
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02-21-2014 , 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
Why would being known for reliability be a notorious or infamous thing? Both platonic friends are lesbians (separate plans with each, though we have all worked together), both just said they were sick and had to bail the day-of (both instances were grabbing drinks/going out downtown). If only they were just lying to go have sex with each other and videotape it...
Of course being reliable is a good thing. I used the word notorious tongue-in-cheek, though I didn't make that obvious.

It always sucks when plans fall through last minute. Good luck in the future and hopefully this is just random variance.
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02-21-2014 , 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
Does texting to confirm day before or day of just seem to screw over anyone else or maybe come off as desperate to the receiver? I guess I'll just start posting some ITT, they seem neutral at worst to me, but I've had at least 6 different girls (4 first dates, 2 platonic friends) either not reply at all, or cancel immediately with no offer to reschedule in the past month. Am I just on a streak of flakes/immature people, does it come off desperate, or maybe it inspires someone to bail?
I just go with a "Still good for tonight?" the afternoon of the date. Hasn't turned anyone off. Something that simple certainly isn't going to change her mind, so if she replies with a "no" (or goes dark) I assume it would have been a bad date anyway.
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02-21-2014 , 08:16 AM
4th date last night. Dinner, went back to hers and made out. I was able to grab her boobs, rub through her jeans, but she insisted we go slow and pulled away a couple times so I shut it down and went to meet friends. She was really into it and hot and bothered, but could tell the anti-slut shield was not being broken.

Honestly don't know that I'll see her again. She's smart, attractive, but our conversations seem superficial. We have no problem talking, but the conversation hasn't really developed much. Meh?
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02-21-2014 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by LT22
4th date last night. Dinner, went back to hers and made out. I was able to grab her boobs, rub through her jeans, but she insisted we go slow and pulled away a couple times so I shut it down and went to meet friends. She was really into it and hot and bothered, but could tell the anti-slut shield was not being broken.

Honestly don't know that I'll see her again. She's smart, attractive, but our conversations seem superficial. We have no problem talking, but the conversation hasn't really developed much. Meh?
Try calling her a slut?

The bolded is on you, dawg. Evolve the convo and start talking about fun stuff
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02-21-2014 , 09:52 AM
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Honestly don't know that I'll see her again. She's smart, attractive, but our conversations seem superficial. We have no problem talking, but the conversation hasn't really developed much. Meh?
I know the feeling. Went on 5 dates with a girl where convo flowed but I think it was just because I'm good at carrying a conversation, it wasn't natural.

At any rate if you are having that feeling after 4 dates and are looking for a LTR then prob best to bail now, it's only gonna get worse/no sense dating someone you're not long term compatible with.

If she's hot and you're willing to see what happens and try to get some at the same time then I don't think it would be bad to see her again.
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02-21-2014 , 10:33 AM
Burdz,

I recently got burned for not confirming. You just caught the run bad. Persevere.
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02-21-2014 , 10:33 AM
LT, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. If this was the only person you were going to meet for a long time it would be worth it to keep pushing, but in these days it is better to just give up and try to meet someone new with whom you click better.
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02-21-2014 , 10:41 AM
TR:

Had a first date last night from some app called Coffee Meets Bagel. I don't know if I'm the coffee or the bagel or neither but whatever. Anyway, she's a big foodie and so am I. She's still exploring Cleveland so I take her to one of Micheal Symon's spots that I knew she'd love. Normally would go with a standard bar/drinks date and not spend too much on a stranger, but this seemed appropriate given our shared interests.

It went really well. She looked real good--avoided the dreaded huge diff b/t pics and real life. Dinner was great. Our conversation went on for over 2.5 hours, mostly about food, and I didn't even know it as things were flowing so well.

Walked her to her car, made out. She texted me after she got home saying she really enjoyed herself. Will see her again soon.

On an unrelated note, looks like some Tinder girl I'm only looking to bang is blowing me off for this weekend. I'm seeing my friend's band tonight and if the US beats Canada in a couple hours, the gold medal game is at 7am Sunday so I'd take it easy Saturday night. So may end up being better for me.
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02-21-2014 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenny Bania
LT, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. If this was the only person you were going to meet for a long time it would be worth it to keep pushing, but in these days it is better to just give up and try to meet someone new with whom you click better.
She's the last girl I'm willing to meet from online for the next couple of months until work settles down. So, unfortunately I won't be meeting many other girls.

yeota: I would def like to hit it, but I'm too nice for that LOL
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02-21-2014 , 02:28 PM
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That's because you were acting like a freakshow. You really yelled, or even raised your voice (even if in a playful manner), to the waitress about being on a date? I can't imagine that having come off as anything but incredibly awkward and/or embarrassing for her.

I'm also pretty sure the "jokes" about her and her male roommate were not as funny as you thought they were. You should have just nodded when she said there was nothing between them and immediately moved on instead of fixating on it (even if in a "joking" way).

And that's only from the things you posted. Just keep it cool and relaxed man. No trying too hard (forced jokes) or making scenes like announcing to the whole place that you are on a date. Most of the time what kills guys on dates is not that they aren't "great," but rather that they sink their own ship acting awkward/odd, usually a result of trying too hard.
LOL
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02-21-2014 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
NLS,

Yes, or at least said in a clearly funny/joking way.
lol I obviously didn't yell at the waitress or allude to us being on a date. I think I might've sarcastically said, "Damn, I'm on fire" or some self-deprecating **** regarding me holding the drink menu and then kept it moving. I'm pretty solid at talking to girls and don't get embarrassed or act awkwardly. I think the biggest flub I had was when she was talking about her trip to Africa to help kids and ****. I asked if she saw any witchdoctors as a joke and I think she thought I was serious. Also she doesn't drink much so she ordered some cheap wine. I got a can of Rainier because I don't give a ****.

She was kind of dull. She's a college graduate and **** (psychology) and I'm sure she's smart, but on the way over she said she was caught up in Jeopardy with her roommate. I said it's one of my favorite shows and to text me the final if she remembers it. The girl sent me, "It was Shakespeare. I didn't get it." Am I super anal and shallow or something or was it obvious I wanted to try and guess it and I wanted the question (technically the answer, but YKWIM).

Big bazongas though. I wouldn't mind seeing those.

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02-21-2014 , 02:36 PM
I went out with that other girl I'd known in the past again last night with some friends. It went well and I think we'll do it again soon on a weekend. And then I'll be golden, I reckon.
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02-21-2014 , 02:52 PM
I tried OKC, but I don't really care enough to drive far to meet some chick. I'll probably delete my profile soon since I don't use it. And I'm too lazy to try and make my profile serious. Here's one of my pics:

[img]http://s11.************/csrugf30j/joke.jpg[/img]
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02-21-2014 , 03:17 PM
Epic
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02-21-2014 , 03:21 PM
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I checked your battery life percentage before her booty tbh lol
A full 24%. Outrageously high for me. I didn't know what to do with all that excess battery. Seemed downright superfluous to me! So I shortly after turned Bluetooth on, started playing Dumb Ways to Die, and turning it off and on as quick as I could
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02-21-2014 , 03:26 PM
Nice shorts.
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02-21-2014 , 04:11 PM
Cliffs?
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02-21-2014 , 08:51 PM
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Bobbo that chick wants it. Straight to your place imo.
correct. TR to come.
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