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11-01-2009 , 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Spence
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike bagpipe playing. I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the U.S. Men’s softball team. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .800. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dinning room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster-oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis.

If somebody wants to use this, feel free. I am married now, and don't have a use for this anymore ...(It is effective, of course put in real stuff about you intermixed in there)
While I think this is funny and clever, I think it is too much. I am sure that there is more than 1 way to skin a cat but I think putting some actual relavant info about yourself along with a few of these one liners would be a better way to go. Lets face it, if you have a good enough picture, you can say that you kill puppies in your spare time and you would do just fine but for most, I doubt this would be the best route. Keep it short and simple. I for one have talked to numerous girls that have mentioned how annoying it is to have to read a novel for the profile or the initial message you send. I really think less is more in these situations.
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11-06-2009 , 11:18 PM
What not to put in your profile:

"I had a psychotic break when I was 20."

Wow.
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11-11-2009 , 10:31 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
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11-11-2009 , 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
awesome
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11-11-2009 , 10:52 PM
Profile picture looks angry.
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11-11-2009 , 10:56 PM
well an earlier pic of me i looked uglier and lots of people mistook me for being black, i think because i wasnt shaved in it. truthfully though im not most all the time. this is the only decent pic i have
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11-11-2009 , 11:00 PM
is this tony bigcharles?
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11-11-2009 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
this is a level right?
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11-11-2009 , 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
Amazing. Consider capitals, though.
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11-17-2009 , 12:58 AM
LOL @ that profile!
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11-17-2009 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Um, yeah. I'm not in the mainstream internet, I'm out on the fringes, aiming low.

Remember, I'm not looking for a girlfriend. This is a preseason tune-up game for me. I'm trying to learn how to get laid, and like anything else that's worthwhile, you need to start at the bottom.
Just wanted to quote this again for hilarity purposes. Good luck YTF!!!
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11-17-2009 , 01:18 AM
anyone want pua books? i got a collection worth probably over a thousand dollars. I'll accept a small donation to my poker account, pm me for details
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11-17-2009 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women


http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...h/goforlowonly

[ ] "i spend a lot of time winning money at poker."
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11-17-2009 , 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
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Originally Posted by kahntrutahn
http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...h/goforlowonly

[ ] "i spend a lot of time winning money at poker."
Just when it couldn't get any better. BTW, I don't think you should be telling girls you want to sleep with that you get mistaken for a ****.
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11-17-2009 , 02:41 AM
Probably a level but try getting a better photo and not talking about poker every other line- damn. I'll stop there for fear it may be real.
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12-16-2009 , 02:50 AM
Just an update.

I stopped checking pof entirely. I got a message from a random girl and so I signed in and ignored it, but checked the new users or something. I found a really cute girl and messaged her.

She and I basically just hit it off. I messaged her a few times and I asked her to go to the Christmas lights at the zoo. She agreed and I got her number. We ended up going to the movies instead (not really what I wanted for a first date) and it went well. We went to get ice cream after and it was just a really good night.

We've been talking a lot lately and I'm very happy with how things have progressed so far. She got a fever/flu after our first date and I went over to her place and watched movies and relaxed with her. Pretty sure she's coming over tomorrow to hang out.
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12-16-2009 , 05:19 AM
pof is easy. I met a girl off there sunday night that I had been teasing for awhile. Very good feeling when you can tell by the look in her eye when you show up that you are gettin some. She basically raped me. Awesome.
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12-16-2009 , 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paradise455/ any ideas to improve it? i dont believe in lying to women
This is the greatest thing I have ever read
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12-16-2009 , 09:49 AM
good information in here ;-)
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12-16-2009 , 11:02 PM


Met up with this girl last month after a number of go nowhere but sex relationships with other women. It's going well, she's a good girl, very down to earth which balances well with my being slightly out of touch with reality. I've been considering getting off pof altogether.
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12-16-2009 , 11:07 PM
1-3 in my experience. Dated plenty of girls from PoF, Yahoo, and Match.
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12-17-2009 , 01:05 AM
I've met exactly one chick combined off of OKC and POF in 2 years. Obv. must have been doing something wrong, I didn't aim too high, just either got ignored or they wanted to talk for 6 months before meeting someone (i.e. too passive to blow me off), probably emailed maybe 5 chicks a week. I did ok when I was on Match but I give up.
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12-17-2009 , 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by kutty
This is the greatest thing I have ever read
youmust be single. wow at the best thing i have ever read
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12-17-2009 , 01:18 AM
made a profile last night. had a girl initiate within an hour.
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12-17-2009 , 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by samsonh
made a profile last night. had a girl initiate within an hour.
wow well done, does the h stand for Hugh.
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