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02-05-2013 , 05:35 PM

#13076

Rusemandingo

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

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Originally Posted by TBadr

what's a guy she hates really doing inside of her in the 1st place?

Cant make an omelette wo breaking a few eggs.

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02-05-2013 , 05:36 PM

#13077

BigPoppa

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What's the ruling on pics of a really fugly baby?

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02-05-2013 , 05:55 PM

#13078

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,077

THAT'S MY BABY

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02-05-2013 , 07:04 PM

#13079

Rawlz517

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

Reply: So, you won't be posting the rest of the list, right?

"If that's all you need to say, shouldn't it have been number 1 of 1?"

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02-05-2013 , 07:06 PM

#13080

Kirbynator

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nits gonna nit but she just means she doesnt need to explain what she means by respect...

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02-05-2013 , 07:41 PM

#13081

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian

THAT IS MY CHILD

ftfy

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02-05-2013 , 08:00 PM

#13082

timotheeeee

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,861

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Originally Posted by MichaelScarn

"We're so quick to judge people by their looks or the impression you get from the way they present themselves or speak...
We all do it, I do it; it's human nature... But we really shouldn't because take Michael Hawkings for example, what would your first impression be of him? Disabled, maybe mentally impaired, yet in reality he's probably the smartiest man on this planet and could given you a life changing new perspective of the universe. Yet you would walk past without a second thought. I know a lot of people judge me because I have a great body, and talk behind my back. But I am more than just a chick-magnet. I'm a soulful bro as well, and maybe you should stop being so jealous of me, and hit the gym.
By being so quick to judge and limiting our social network what are we missing out on?
A lot of amazing people I'd say."

PM me a link to his fb so I can friend request him and then rip him a new dickhole the next time he posts something like that.

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02-05-2013 , 09:07 PM

#13083

wheelflush

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,381

fb asked me "how are you feeling?" well, grateful. grateful to the American taxpayer who pays my salary every month so my family 5 can have a good life. grateful for them that pay my medical bills as i have government run and paid medical. grateful that if i am able to continue in this employment for another 6 years, i will have a pension that will run the rest of my life (at least that is what it consists of now). thank you guys!

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02-05-2013 , 10:19 PM

#13084

Kirbynator

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not even sure what level that person is on

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02-05-2013 , 11:34 PM

#13085

garcia1001

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,500

Thanks Obama.

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02-06-2013 , 12:24 AM

#13086

dlk9s

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

What's the ruling on pics of a really fugly baby?

"She's breathtaking."

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02-06-2013 , 12:32 AM

#13087

timotheeeee

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,861

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicReynolds

Shes just a slut with a cold.

I just spit milk on my droid you dick

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02-06-2013 , 01:54 AM

#13088

AUGUY55

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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4513078699715

I can't figure out if this is a joke or if she is really sincere but anyway it's awesome and bound to rustle jimmies.

Sorry, can't figure out how to embed a facebook video.

I luvvvvvvvvvvvvv Amuricuh, me and my 7 kids!

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02-06-2013 , 02:01 AM

#13089

Happy_Fish

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Originally Posted by NicReynolds

Shes just a slut with a cold.

Busted out laughing in the middle of the night. Oops.

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02-06-2013 , 02:26 AM

#13090

Lord of the Flop

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 680

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

jimmies rustled hard

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02-06-2013 , 02:32 AM

#13091

EddyB66

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Originally Posted by timotheeeee

PM me a link to his fb so I can friend request him and then rip him a new dickhole the next time he posts something like that.

Who the hell is Michael Hawkings?

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02-06-2013 , 02:43 AM

#13092

huet38

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 862

I stole the Michael Hawkings status...got 7 likes and for at least 4 of them there's just no way they knew it was a joke. I also got two comments telling me my main point was right but that his name is Stephen Hawking and one from a random 50 year old friend of my parents who said he'd stop being jealous of my buffness. So yeah, I think on the whole the fact that people took this seriously says nothing good about how I'm perceived...

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02-06-2013 , 02:43 AM

#13093

Oroku$aki

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Originally Posted by EdBratz66

Who the hell is Michael Hawkings?

Stephen Hawking's brother.

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02-06-2013 , 03:05 AM

#13094

Rusemandingo

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This guy i knew in HS who friended me a few weeks ago posts continuous Katt Willaims pics/jokes. Not sure if this is one of his jokes or just uses his face but

It's seriously like every day. Thinking of liking every one some day but there has to be better trolling options yeah?

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02-06-2013 , 03:06 AM

#13095

BigPoppa

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Stephen is totally jealous of how buff Michael has gotten.

Needs to just STFU and start lifting himself, imo

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02-06-2013 , 09:31 AM

#13096

thethethe

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Originally Posted by EdBratz66

Who the hell is Michael Hawkings?

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02-06-2013 , 10:18 AM

#13097

Tyler Durden

banned

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He needs to lift himself?

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02-06-2013 , 10:22 AM

#13098

wheelflush

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

i'm going with joke or paid actor, neither of which makes her look that much better. but the comment attacks from the illiterate are right on cue.

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02-06-2013 , 02:56 PM

#13099

mrmossy84

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,761

This military wife just got back from living in Hawaii for a year:

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I'm glad so many people wanna see us, but back off a little. relax!! I just got home at 2am. Just because I haven't seen you yet doesn't mean I won't. Cut me some slack I mean geez, i havent slept in 3 days, my mom works and I don't have a car during the days, you've got to understand that.

Obviously the last 3-4 days shes been begging facebook friends to hang out at all different times of the day

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02-06-2013 , 02:57 PM

#13100

mrmossy84

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,761

Also I thought this was really random a few days ago

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40,000 people came out to watch a groundhog, of all things, to know if we will have an early spring or a longer winter. But yet people still won't go see or believe what a college educated Registered Dietitian has to tell them. There are some things that are just so wrong with the people of the world today.

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