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12-20-2012 , 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Horton
Yeah, I'm slowly converting from anti-gun to neutral on the issue courtesy of liberal facebook bombing.
interesting i'm pretty much the opposite

all i see now is these ******ed charts that are clearly wrong and just completely misread the source material. "baseball bats kill more people than guns, do we want to ban those too??" with some chart was shared a bunch of times. I commented and showed them that the chart cited the CDC numbers except did it completely wrong. The CDC numbers were 16,000ish total homicides with 11000ish ones from guns and the rest being other stuff. This dumbass chart everyone was circlejerking about said "16,000 non firearm homicides, 11,000 firearm homicides...why aren't we banning baseball bats"

**** ******s. I don't really care about guns but literally noone was phased by these "facts"


missouri i suppose
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12-20-2012 , 06:44 PM
yeah, I havent seen any "ban guns!" on my wall its all "they are taking our freedoms!! obama is evil!", so no fights either
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12-20-2012 , 07:58 PM
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12-20-2012 , 08:34 PM
anyone actually seen any posts get promoted by their friends yet? i keep my friends list to a tidy 75, so im pretty sure i have weeded out any narcisistic morons who would actually use this feature. still, i do want someone to laugh at.
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12-20-2012 , 08:43 PM
You gotta pay for that, right?
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12-20-2012 , 09:00 PM
lol someone quoted john oliver?
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12-21-2012 , 12:49 AM
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THATS IT IM CUTTING OF THE INTERNET ON MY DAUGHTER MY SON AND HER ARE CRYING AND LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE TIME CRYING TALKING ABOUT MOM WHATS GOING TO HAPPENED MY SON JUST THREW UP AND MIND U HE ATE LOTS OF DORITOS OMG THE SMELL NOW IM THROWING UP IS THIS FOR REAL THANKS TO ALL THE DUMM PEOPLE WHO POST DUMM **** TO SCARE KIDS
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12-21-2012 , 12:52 AM
bahahaha that is pretty great
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12-21-2012 , 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rjoefish
Ugh, my sister likes to read me all the ecards and **** she sees on FB. She just brought up the onion thing and I told her she was being ******ed. She went onto WebMD and quoted me all the things onions are good at helping with. I asked her if those people were just setting the onions next to themselves, or if they had to like, you know, eat the things, to help with stomach aches or whatever list she was babbling about and she finally shut up about it.
Rjoe, with how redic your family seems to be, I am amazed at how awesome you seem to be
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12-21-2012 , 04:51 AM
Yeah lets ban guns bc of one incident that killed 30 ppl. Don't get me wrong, it's hard for me to
even fathom that shooting. But If people would get their head out of their asses, they would turn their attention to more important things, like cancer. Cancer and other diseases kill people every day. But you never hear of people tryin to ban the things that cause it. These sorry ass people just get off on tryin to get rid of something that means something to people. I'm sorry you were handed down books from your relatives, but I was handed down guns. Guns that I grew up with, guns that have shaped my upbringing, guns that mean more to me than any book could ever mean to you. I will die before my guns are taken from me, and I'll be damned if I don't burn all of your #%^^* literature on my way out. #idareyou


I hate posting all this politics stuff in here lately but I just love this one. The books thing came out of nowhere
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12-21-2012 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mutigers5591
Guns that I grew up with, guns that have shaped my upbringing, guns that mean more to me than any book could ever mean to you. I will die before my guns are taken from me, and I'll be damned if I don't burn all of your #%^^* literature on my way out. #idareyou
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12-21-2012 , 07:32 AM
BAN CANCER
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12-21-2012 , 08:27 AM
Hehe Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US? Wtf...

edit: In 2012 the FDA re-issued their import alert stating “The imbedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionery products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH I love you guys...

Last edited by YouR_DooM; 12-21-2012 at 08:35 AM.
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12-21-2012 , 08:44 AM
By "consumer" they mean children.
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12-21-2012 , 08:54 AM
If a 3+ year old can choke on something this big



they can choke with everything. Obv it's just my opinion, but as only 2 people died of choking ( related to kinder eggs ) in the whole world since '72, I don't think I'm wrong.
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12-21-2012 , 09:00 AM
Well, people can choke on pretty much everything.
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12-21-2012 , 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by rjoefish
Well, people can choke on pretty much everything.
Why ban it then ?
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12-21-2012 , 09:03 AM
It's candy with a plastic toy inside of it that looks identical to other candy without plastic toys inside of it.
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12-21-2012 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
It's candy with a plastic toy inside of it that looks identical to other candy without plastic toys inside of it.
Meh, I disagree on the health risk but whatever. It's not up to me to decide for you guys.
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12-21-2012 , 09:07 AM
"Kat shaggin derek I knew it from the minute they sed one of the brannings and cameron in emmerdale gonna kidnap and kill alex wowsers man"
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12-21-2012 , 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Josem
"Kat shaggin derek I knew it from the minute they sed one of the brannings and cameron in emmerdale gonna kidnap and kill alex wowsers man"
**** just hit the fan on the isle of man

Last edited by YouR_DooM; 12-21-2012 at 09:13 AM. Reason: if you don't live there ( anymore? ) move to somewhere else I can make a rhyme with and giggle.
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12-21-2012 , 09:18 AM
she is a unique snowflake, her facebook statuses make living here on the isle of man even better
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12-21-2012 , 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by YouR_DooM
Why ban it then ?
so people dont choke on it ldo
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12-21-2012 , 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by YouR_DooM
Hehe Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US? Wtf...

edit: In 2012 the FDA re-issued their import alert stating “The imbedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionery products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH I love you guys...
My brother brought a giant one back from Europe for my kids and they loved it (as did I - great chocolate). Unless someone is a terrible parent, there's no way a kid would choke on anything. They'd have to break open the egg themselves, open the plastic toy container themselves, open the plastic bag the toy parts are in themselves, and then find a small enough part to stick in their mouths and choke on.

Of course, my 4-year old recently asked my brother when he'd bring another chocolate egg with a prize in it and he had to be told the bad news.
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12-21-2012 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by dlk9s
My brother brought a giant one back from Europe for my kids and they loved it
Obv it tasted good, it was forbidden chocolate! If I risk a 3000$ fine ( according to wiki ), that thing better taste good!
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