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11-24-2011 , 12:50 PM

#4401

Rybb&Deckers

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 373

I give this about a 10% chance of being real...but still.

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11-24-2011 , 12:56 PM

#4402

Yeti

Abominable

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,209

er more pics of that chick plz

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11-24-2011 , 05:12 PM

#4403

Snoop Todd

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,188

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god this girl is brutal Just had, hands down, THE most frustrating conversation with a guest making a reso in all my effing years of running the door. I actually want to scream. Can everyone do me a favour? Know the basics of making a reso before you EVER call a restaurant, ever. Otherwise, you sound like an IDIOT, and you waste our TIME. Arrrgghhhhhhhhaaaaaa

i dont even know where to start, but it should probably be with hitting her.

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11-24-2011 , 05:20 PM

#4404

AKSpartan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,931

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Originally Posted by Rybb&Deckers

I give this about a 10% chance of being real...but still.

God I hope that's not real...

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11-24-2011 , 05:43 PM

#4405

fintum

centurion

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 153

that is really funny if it is real though

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11-24-2011 , 09:24 PM

#4406

SaulPaul

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 510

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WOW! lmfao God Has A Funny Way Of Answering My Questions.. So Like I Said Im Going Black Friday Shopping And I Said To Myself 'I Wonder If Kmart Will Be Open Thanksgiving' So I Get Online And Literally Type In The Google Search 'is Kmart open Thanksgiving day?' & Before I Could Click The Search Button A Kmart Commercial Came On Stating They Will Be Open Thanksgiving Day! Haha Thank You Lord You Saved Me From Having To Look It Up

Thread winner imo

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11-24-2011 , 09:31 PM

#4407

blankoblanco

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

god works in mysterious ways, but mostly via kmart commercials. also loves to starve and kill children in third world countries

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11-24-2011 , 09:53 PM

#4408

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,724

i tweeted about Jesus today

half expected to see it show up in this thread

#tebow'd

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11-25-2011 , 12:09 AM

#4409

blackize

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,519

Same guy as my above:

Black Friday Mofos! Game time! Will be updating this status all night long....going hardcore......taking no prisoners!
@ Walmart....first stop! This is where the weak dont survive....in the war zone!!!

Female commenter: okay.

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11-25-2011 , 12:23 AM

#4410

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,120

The concept of standing in line overnight to buy something you can get anytime makes very little sense to me, anyone with a black friday status gets a lol

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11-25-2011 , 12:53 AM

#4411

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From the girl who posted about a vegan Thanksgiving:

"It's not 1950, 1970 or even 2000 anymore. We all KNOW the truth behind the senseless murders on our tables. Stuff your face (and even worse, your innocent children's) with DEAD, FRIGHTENED, HORMONE-FILLED BLOODY FLESH!! Happy thanksgiving hitlers!"

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11-25-2011 , 12:54 AM

#4412

blankoblanco

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

holy crap, what an insufferable moron. how socially inept and dickish do you have to be to post that on thanksgiving day? or, you know, ever. blows my mind

p.s. frightened? uh it's dead

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11-25-2011 , 01:44 AM

#4413

Wallypop

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 5,189

I'm totally using Merry Christmas, Hitlers! before turkey this year.

Then I'm going to eat a lot of turkey.

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11-25-2011 , 02:29 AM

#4414

Golden_Rhino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,054

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

LOL. She sounds delightful. I've always found that people who like animals too much don't care much for other people. I bet she is also a straight shooter who has no friends because she tells it like it is and people have a hard time handling the truth.

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11-25-2011 , 02:37 AM

#4415

Teebor

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 429

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Hahaha. Wasn't Hitler a vegetarian?!

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11-25-2011 , 02:43 AM

#4416

Fear Itself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,509

Yes, I believe he was. TD, manning your trolling stations, optimum trolling opportunity spotted.

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11-25-2011 , 03:45 AM

#4417

425kid

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 10,346

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Originally Posted by stupid girl I hooked up with once

I was sitting at jack n the box eating my feelings when a homeless man walks in and begins to implore the cashier for money so he can get out of the rain and go watch a movie on this thanksgiving day. Seemingly carelessly I handed him the needed ten dollars. He thanked me and looked at my Hume book and said the only philosophy he needs is God. Curiously I asked "how can you still believe in God if you are homeless and if you have encountered such adversity in your life? He looked into my eyes with tears streaming down his face and responded, "I have no family. I have no roof. I have nothing but the Lord." Huh.

Got 30 likes and tons of comments about how deep it was. Wtf. Theres a 0% chance she even knows who Hume is

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11-25-2011 , 04:26 AM

#4418

tschubauer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 7,458

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Originally Posted by DiceboyT

This struck me as pretty ******ed.

I've seen this for Nebraska...and South Dakota. And I've seen it claimed to be from Jeff Foxworthy AND Bill Engvall. God, I hate everyone on earth.

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11-25-2011 , 01:07 PM

#4419

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

"Hitler was a vegetarian" has many applications in the field of trolling. But having a vegetarian call you Hitler for eating meat is almost too good to be true.

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11-25-2011 , 01:10 PM

#4420

grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

yeah this is an epic opportunity

o/u on being defriended set at 2.5 hours after posting

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11-25-2011 , 02:21 PM

#4421

nutsflopper

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,253

"I don't have an attitude, it's called a personality. Sorry you don't have one."

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11-25-2011 , 08:16 PM

#4422

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Okay guys I commented "Hitler was a vegetarian." All she wrote back was "Touche".

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11-25-2011 , 08:28 PM

#4423

NicReynolds

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,540

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Okay guys I commented "Hitler was a vegetarian." All she wrote back was "Touche".

Not what we were looking for. Time to ask her to eat your meat.

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11-25-2011 , 08:37 PM

#4424

VegasLights

banned

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 155

I just posted "JESUS LOVES ME!!!!! REPOST THIS IF HE LOVES YOU TO!!!!!!!!!"... I have plenty of people who may take me seriously and many who will not... should be interesting lol

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11-25-2011 , 08:56 PM

#4425

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,724

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Originally Posted by VegasLights

I just posted "JESUS LOVES ME!!!!! REPOST THIS IF HE LOVES YOU TO!!!!!!!!!"... I have plenty of people who may take me seriously and many who will not... should be interesting lol

wow man you are so edgy. Do you coach?

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