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06-06-2013 , 02:37 AM
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06-06-2013 , 02:41 AM
lol the kid has a cape

SUPERKID
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06-06-2013 , 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by daryn
Right, lol at being taught "the other way". You mean the wrong way? Multiplication is basically the operation as division. Of course it's left to right as they appear.
I wonder what they do in Israel, or Japan.
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06-06-2013 , 10:45 AM
It's an arbitrary convention either way but please continue to argue about it endlessly. If only parentheses weren't so damn expensive.
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06-06-2013 , 12:41 PM
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Hey ....................!

I have a puzzle for you! It's called "The breakfast picking game". Read closely to find out the solution!!! Do you want to play?

You are sleeping calmly in your bed. At 7 in the morning the door bell rings. Surprise visit!!! Your best friends are coming over for breakfast spontaneously. You got cheese, jam, peanut butter and nutella. What do you open first?

Only 2 rules: No research, no asking anyone.

If you answer incorrectly, you have to donate money to a charity of your choice (donate an amount that is okay for you and wont hurt you at all) and put this charity of your choice as a facebook profile picture of you for at least 24 hours!)

If you liked this game, copy and paste it into a personal message to the facebook friends who like puzzles (change their name)! Its for a good cause!

Think about if you want to play. Only if you want to play, click the spoiler. This is really important. Comment "0" if you dont want to play.

Cool that you want to play. Think of an answer! You can take as much time as you want, but follow the rules and think of the consequences that arent that bad... Click the spoiler once you have a solution
Spoiler:
The correct solution is "eyes" or similar.. If you got it right, comment "0". If you got it wrong, comment "1". Feel free to share this via Facebook. Also dont forget the rules of this game (New profile pic and donation) although I cant control them
too exhausting to put up spoilers and stuff, but it had to be done
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06-06-2013 , 01:26 PM
1

I opened the door first.
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06-06-2013 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by steve1238
Iron guy and spider-dude off the top of my head
Never even seen it, but I first thought "The Hunt for Red October"

Also, Before Sunrise/Sunset, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship/Two Towers/Return of the King, Clerks, The Shining, Footloose, The Simpsons Movie, Serendipity, The Doors, Twister, Top Gun

Last edited by Low Key; 06-06-2013 at 01:50 PM.
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06-06-2013 , 03:17 PM
I slept with my eyes open, mother ****ers
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06-06-2013 , 05:07 PM
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06-06-2013 , 05:14 PM
*you're
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06-06-2013 , 05:15 PM
"How can you call me childish when I've had longer more complex conversation's with my 6 year old cousin! Your a dirty lying cheater who slept with 2 of her best friends ( who are also female) and then cheated on me twice! You said you love me.... I don't think you know what the word love means! I hope you have a sad lonely life :-)"

The girl it was directed towards was also tagged in the status.

Guess this guys age, I dare you.
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06-06-2013 , 05:21 PM
5?
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06-06-2013 , 05:23 PM
It's amazing how straight some of those lower lines are considering where that tattoo is located
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06-06-2013 , 05:45 PM
would have enjoyed a comma after hand
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06-06-2013 , 05:49 PM
The real question is how long is my "holding the other"? Because if I have a particularly long "holding the other," then she might be correct, that one hand that she'd have would be ****ing dangerous man.
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06-06-2013 , 05:55 PM
Guys. FYI. The microwave thing will screw up your phone. Just got my new one.
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06-06-2013 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
another body ruined by a ****ing stupid tattoo. Its only fitting there are grammar mistakes
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06-06-2013 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by GooseHinson
*you're
Correct. She will be in agony getting the entire thing removed.
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06-06-2013 , 06:04 PM
Actually that one should be pretty easy to add an apostrophe and and e. It won't look great but it will do.
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06-06-2013 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
another body ruined by a ****ing stupid tattoo. Its only fitting there are grammar mistakes
Holding the other world?
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06-06-2013 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
another body ruined by a ****ing stupid tattoo. Its only fitting there are grammar mistakes
I have a tattoo buddy who has been doing tats for roughly 15 years. I asked him one day his limits. 1) He will not do faces, although he did do a face because he thought the guy was a total ****er so he did what he wanted ..ha.. 2) WILL NOT SPELL CHECK FOR YOU. He will not and does not spell check any words because he won't take responsibility for you being a dumb ****. If it's obvious, he will say something but he won't take the time to look it over.

Sadly, he says he has done plenty of spelling errors. Some even come back and blame him.
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06-06-2013 , 07:08 PM
That guy sounds like a dick.
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06-06-2013 , 07:39 PM
Just can't take the responsibility of being Mr. Spellcheck.
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06-06-2013 , 08:03 PM
Yeah that's such a huge job for tattoos that could sometimes run over ten words. Aint nobody got time for that. **** the customer amirite?

I'm going to guess it's more because the intersection of anyone who works in a tattoo parlor and anyone who knows basic grammar is a very small set.
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06-06-2013 , 08:58 PM
Im with that guy, if you want to put something permanent on your body, and you dont give enough of a **** to figure out the correct grammar/spelling, why the **** should i? I didnt go to school to be an english major, hell given im doing tattoos, I prolly didnt even finish school.
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