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11-18-2011 , 04:35 AM

#4301

blackize

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,520

Quote:

I wonder if my awesomeness, good charm, and superior intellegence is genetic or was developed over time? I may never solve this mystery....

He posts **** like this all the time. In almost every single brag post about his intelligence, something is spelled wrong.

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11-18-2011 , 05:25 AM

#4302

blankoblanco

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

even without the misspelling that is a pretty insufferable facebook status

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11-18-2011 , 08:16 AM

#4303

Teebor

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 429

A guy I went to school with.

"My Grandpa has managed to find his way around the increasing energy prices. He died."

Not sure if he is using humour as a coping mechanism for his grief.

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11-18-2011 , 08:30 AM

#4304

TimeLady

****ing planet

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 58,486

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

lady of time i think we should be friends since i dont have any english friends

I tried searching for dkgojackets and there were no results

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11-18-2011 , 09:12 AM

#4305

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Quote:

Originally Posted by snagglepuss

ive eaten at the aloha mixed grill, nothing too special really, coconut prawns good, teriyaki beef not so much!

10 minutes later:

4 hours later someone else posts on her wall:

and someone else:

haha no idea how i even know this person or why they are on my friends list, but i cant really unfriend them now!

google news search her name

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11-18-2011 , 09:34 AM

#4306

tibrida

adept

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 906

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackize

He posts **** like this all the time. In almost every single brag post about his intelligence, something is spelled wrong.

Please don't tell me he lives in MD

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11-18-2011 , 10:52 AM

#4307

CapitolFreak

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Girl I went to college with

This status annoys the crap out of me:

Hey friends, if you ever find yourself on maui near lahaina go to the Aloha Mixed Grill and order coconut prawns and teriyaki beef. You won't regret it!

Yeah, I sure do get annoyed when my friends have a good time somewhere.

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11-18-2011 , 11:02 AM

#4308

undathesea

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 455

Quote:

Originally Posted by CapitolFreak

Yeah, I sure do get annoyed when my friends have a good time somewhere.

Quit tard'ing up the thread. We've all acknowledged that his posts suck, so just ignore them.

Spoiler:

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11-18-2011 , 11:24 AM

#4309

CapitolFreak

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by undathesea

Quit tard'ing up the thread. We've all acknowledged that his posts suck, so just ignore them.

Spoiler:

It's the irony of this thread that keeps me coming back for more

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11-18-2011 , 01:26 PM

#4310

neuroman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,192

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Originally Posted by Teebor

"My Grandpa has managed to find his way around the increasing energy prices. He died."

Probably electrocuted himself trying to illegally splice into the power grid.

Also, Aloha Grill post confirmed idiotic and annoying, unless that chick actually lives on the ****ing island of Maui, which is not very goddamned likely.

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11-18-2011 , 01:31 PM

#4311

Phresh

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 10,110

Yeah, TD is pretty bad, but that post was terrible. lol, "if you're ever in a random location in Hawaii and decide to be right next to some random restaurant, be sure and order a super standard dish that virtually everyone likes."

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11-18-2011 , 01:50 PM

#4312

Kneel B4 Zod

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 27,952

not only is it a huge humble brag (which is often grounds for hiding) but it's a dumb brag.

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11-18-2011 , 02:13 PM

#4313

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

I'd like to comment on her post but it has to be something that is not overly douchey, yet still somewhat snarky. It must be subtle. Any suggestions?

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11-18-2011 , 02:32 PM

#4314

Kneel B4 Zod

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 27,952

awesome, thanks! if you are ever in Barton Hills, Michigan, you should stop into the John's Falafel House, they have the best falafels

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11-18-2011 , 02:39 PM

#4315

rakemyblind

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 145

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Its me AGAIN Lord!!!! So much to do and sooooo little time !!! Was off work yesterday and today and so far havent gotten anything done!!! Have to work Thanksgiving day and the day after and have to get my house cleaned so my family can have dinner at our house .I have a womens meeting at 12 today and a staff meeting at work at 2 and have to have Gary on the other side of town by 5 !! Oh I have to pick up his meds sometime after 11!!! And then dinner with my daughter and grand kids and my wonderful husband sometime tonight!!!! Then shampoo carpet after that!!!! But I am still Blessed!!!!!!

I don't know which part of this status that annoyed me the most. Here are the comments from her.

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Oh and two of our nephews have birthday partys tomorrow 1 hour apart,And Church on Sunday and doctor app. on Monday and back to work on tuesday!! And on top of that ,trying to get surgery set up on my hand I broke a year ago!!!! But God will get me thru!! He always makes away!!! Sooooo much to be thankful for!!!!

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I know and I thank you bunches!!! I am not complaining !!! Just asking God for his grace and mercy and the strength and knowledge to do all I need to do!! You know me I love our family get togethers even tho I am usually sick from laughting so much!! I wouldnt have it anyother way!!! And I cant even walk without God holding my hand!!!!

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11-18-2011 , 02:42 PM

#4316

VillageChick

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 190

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Originally Posted by rakemyblind

I don't know which part of this status that annoyed me the most.

the part that The Lord might have facebook?

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11-18-2011 , 02:58 PM

#4317

undathesea

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 455

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Originally Posted by Kneel B4 Zod

awesome, thanks! if you are ever in Barton Hills, Michigan, you should stop into the John's Falafel House, they have the best falafels

LOL! Love it.

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11-18-2011 , 02:58 PM

#4318

grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

it's definitely the exclamation points

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11-18-2011 , 03:07 PM

#4319

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I'd like to comment on her post but it has to be something that is not overly douchey, yet still somewhat snarky. It must be subtle. Any suggestions?

"I went to Aloha Mixed Plate on my last trip to Hawaii. Don't go there, it's an overpriced tourist trap and the food is terrible. I'm a big fan of teriyaki but theirs was an oily fried mess, and the place was dirty besides. Flies everywhere, lol. But this Aloha Mixed Grill sounds awesome, I'll have to try it next time I'm in Lahaina. Thanks for the tip."

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11-18-2011 , 03:30 PM

#4320

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Dumb girl that went to high school with me

"The sexiest man alive is Bradley Cooper according to people magazine? Ha! They are obviously misinformed because my fiance wins that title every year! "

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11-18-2011 , 03:48 PM

#4321

RayPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,916

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I'd like to comment on her post but it has to be something that is not overly douchey, yet still somewhat snarky. It must be subtle. Any suggestions?

From this:

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...ECK_RATES_CONT

Some variation of:

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Past two visits to this resort absolutely excellent, no problems what so ever, the perfect place to lap up some carribbean sunshine and the cottages are so authentic particularly the ones that are set on the beach front, perfect. HOWEVER - BEWARE of a man named Bruce, who sails into the resort every day on his canoe selling keepsakes, he will befriend you, but he is not the nice guy he seems. He befriended my Brother, who was on holiday with 18 close friends and family members, to celebrate my daughters wedding and my birthday. Then sadly the day after we returned home my Brother committed suicide, because he was afraid of being blackmailed by this man and his accomplice.

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11-18-2011 , 03:55 PM

#4322

blackize

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,520

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Originally Posted by tibrida

Please don't tell me he lives in MD

He does

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11-18-2011 , 04:25 PM

#4323

Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

i already deleted her, but some chick is in seminary to become a preacher and half her posts are about her praying to the lord about some paper she has to write or some exam she's about to have. the other half are completely normal though and she seems like a reasonable person otherwise.

isn't there something off about someone trying to become a preacher praying for selfish things, like isn't that frowned upon?