Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($13.71)
BB ($10.15)
UTG ($19.37)
UTG+1 ($10.15)
CO ($17.46)
Hero ($10)

Dealt to Hero T A

UTG raises to $0.35, fold, CO calls $0.35, Hero calls $0.35, SB calls $0.30, fold

FLOP ($1.50) J K Q

SB checks, UTG bets $1.05, CO folds, Hero calls $1.05, SB folds

TURN ($3.60) J K Q 3

UTG bets $2.45, Hero raises to $6.10, UTG raises to $17.97 (AI), Hero calls $2.50 (AI)

RIVER ($20.80) J K Q 3 3

Hero shows T A
(Pre 50%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 50.0%)

UTG shows T A
(Pre 50%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 50.0%)

Hero wins $9.88
UTG wins $9.89

-3 BI day and it keeps getting better. Eff 10nl.


That Friday song makes me wanna stab babies.

raise flarp

im surprised he didnt have 33 tbh

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I need something good to read and laugh my ass off at. Im also lazy and or looking after the kids for the afternoon so i cbf going out there and trolling the forums for something decent.

therefore if you please, gimme a link to what you think is a really hillarious thread on 2+2 that I should read. any forum will do and i dont care what the topic is as long as i dont have to read through thousands of posts to get to the gold. gimme gold gimme.

Read this yet?

It's the first thread I read on 2+2. I have no idea what kind of ****ed up google search lead me to it though. Maybe I was looking for whale porn.

yep, i remember that one. **** like that you dont believe until you gets the proof then u donts forgets it.

omg ............ WOW !

does it have to be a funny read or will interesting do instead? adsman has a really interesting thread in edf about how he packed up his life and moved for his girlfriend, got dumped and travelled around doing random rafting jobs around the world

theres also this thread by de captain about sailing around the world. i found both of them interesting and couldnt stop reading them till i was finished

also after seeing ozis undertitle has stars not done any charity tournie's or anything. i remember them doing it around the haiti disaster. have i just missed them or what

They haven't done anything yet.. last I knew they were still thinking about it.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=.../1/ecx6SGVZ0tg <---- hilarious video.

without wanting to start a debate or anything there are far more needy places in the world ATM even with the disaster in Japan. estimated 10k people will die in japan.....much more than that die every day in africa.

was after funny **** but interesting would work

fwiw if i cared enough i'd ask de captain how ****ing stupid he thinks it was of a 16 year old Aussie kid called Jessica Watson to sail around the world solo despite almost not even making it to the start line. I have no idea how many of you have even heard of her but basically she was an immature rich kid who's parents decided that it was worth risking her life to do it (as a parent im all for adventure but lol at the gamble they took in the name of following a dream). Basically she ran into a big assed oil tanker sailing down the east coast of australia as she sailed to the start in sydney and everyone said dont do it and she went anyway without a rescue plan except for one involving taxpayers monies.......i mean how the hell do you run into a tanker that you or your radar can pick up for miles and miles away in this day an age unless you.....suck at sailing/navigation

Bear vs Gorilla is awesome but you probably have read it already

@ Ozi:

Haven't watched it myself, but the video linked at the bottom got good reviews from other SSPLO'ers.

http://www.drosemjd.blogspot.com/

Had a ridiculous night last night...got to bed around 5am ftw. Will post tr later with pics, vids and perhaperhaps the best article ever published in the history of print media (I'm seriously not joking here, funniest thing I've ever read).

take it easy u guys

Rebecca Black's inspiration?

Adsman story is great, really worth checking out. I wanna do that sometime.

First time I read the one about the guy sailing around the world, looks fun.

from what i can tell there is loads of young teen girls with professionally made videos on youtube alot of them from the same company. my guess is some company is just making as many of them as possible till they have the female justin beiber

The OG "JimmyLegs" respectfully requested that I change my name. Jimmy Nubs is in the house.

Cool. WP, I think that was the right thing to do.

Hey Americanos in your blue jeans and chinos - do y'all eat corn dogs?

The Jerk (1979)

Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of
Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.

So much LOL.

lol. RTE ftw. Just started watching that as well. So what's your excuse for not being out on the piss? The rugby was epic.

Beat: Stomach been playin havoc shouldn't be drinkin.
Brag? FU doc it's St Patricks wkend, Ire 24 Eng 8 in rugby,
Variance: Drinking beer -probably wake up 2mro with lava stomach.