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09-26-2011 , 06:17 PM

#476

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Question for each of you:

How large is your penis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAHt...eature=related

09-26-2011 , 06:49 PM

#477

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Flaccid or erect?

Wait.. I don't know my measurements.

09-26-2011 , 07:17 PM

#478

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Totally had a joint in my shirt pocket the entire time I played that night. I could smell it every time to leaned to peek my cards. Definitely was a motivating factor while playing.

Had some interesting hands too. Let's just say JKo is a mother****ing beast

09-26-2011 , 07:44 PM

#479

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Question for each of you:

How large is your penis?

09-26-2011 , 07:54 PM

#480

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Mine isn't green.....

Spoiler:

09-26-2011 , 08:01 PM

#481

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Cool dick bro

09-26-2011 , 08:20 PM

#482

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Hope you have a medical card for that

Be careful with your KJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprGnEjm2oE

09-26-2011 , 09:00 PM

#483

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

That's one way to approach JackKing off.... I prefer a bit more gentle approach.

09-27-2011 , 03:41 AM

#484

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Question for each of you:

How large is your penis?

I have a penis like a little baby.

Spoiler:

09-27-2011 , 05:34 AM

#485

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

How long is a piece of string?

09-27-2011 , 11:29 AM

#486

the terts fairy

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 73

09-27-2011 , 04:53 PM

#487

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

καλησπέρα

09-27-2011 , 04:56 PM

#488

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Amazing guess by the terts fairy. Her post is the exact length of my wang (on a 22 inch screen) after I view that post.

09-27-2011 , 05:10 PM

#489

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

καλησπέρα

καλησπέρα

[edit] Greek

[edit] Etymology

From καλή (“good”) + εσπέρα (“evening”)
[edit] Interjection

καλησπέρα (kalispéra)

good evening

09-27-2011 , 05:21 PM

#490

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

Amazing guess by the terts fairy. Her post is the exact length of my wang (on a 22 inch screen) after I view that post.

I measured mine on an original Samsung Galaxy Tab screen

But thank you terts fairy, you bring the most delightful and exotic images!

09-27-2011 , 06:52 PM

#491

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

noms

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecraminator

I had a really good thread title.

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

Just ban every regular BQ poster for a month and force a gimmick month.

Then ban CFs gimmick

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Meh, I just need to be banned by Lego to complete the Triple Crown.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Crazy, I will sell some sheep action

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy_Jenkins45

Gimmicks of gimmicks , we've been tripple range merged

Quote:

Why is it when you're homeless in another country, you're "backpacking", but in the US, you're simply "homeless" ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

I may sensor smut at work but I can see it at home

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Doing girls: ate pie. Ommnomm.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

tell her if the word was good enough for Sinatra to use, then she's good enough to be called one.

09-27-2011 , 07:18 PM

#492

PapaPyrite

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

I forgot about Leroy's epic "Gimmicks of gimmicks , we've been tripple range merged"

Now I'm conflicted. I still like the O.B line, but I may like Leroy's the best. Assuming "tripple" is spelled "triple" of course.

This is harder than "paper or plastic?" at the grocery store!

09-27-2011 , 07:27 PM

#493

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Oh , we can spell it with only one "p" if that sways you

. I'm rooting for my gimmiks of gimmiks obv , but I am biased

09-27-2011 , 07:27 PM

#494

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Sinatra

09-27-2011 , 07:30 PM

#495

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

next person to post an avatar sized image, im making it my avatar...GO!

09-27-2011 , 07:33 PM

#496

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

LOL just played one hand of 4nl on RPM...only have 2.93 on there, bought in, was dealt AKs in the BB, utg+1 opens i 3bet and he shoves w TT. AJAA5 board. lolz

09-27-2011 , 07:35 PM

#497

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

No NO NO I have it! You're a musician so how about REM?

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much.....

You like my singing voice?

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 09-27-2011 at 07:42 PM.