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09-25-2011 , 03:25 PM

#451

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Went to the isle, smoked a cig, doubled my money, spent it at a strip club, got a strippers number. She was playfully upset with me because I kept accidentally calling her a hooker.

So which is the best way to go......lung cancer, liver cirrhosis, or AIDS? Let's ask the med student.

Drinking, smoking and carousing with loose broads has probably sealed my fate.

Who cares, as long as the terts fairy is there on the other side

09-25-2011 , 03:54 PM

#452

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

liver cirrhosis>AIDS>lung cancer would be my preference I think.

But I do think I could stop drinking which would make me prefer disease to my liver and increase my chances of getting a liver transplant.

09-25-2011 , 04:33 PM

#453

enprinte

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

Potassium Infusion

In regards to that list - I'd take Aids > Liver cirrhosis > Cancer

Though this is advice I shouldn't give on a public internet forum ;P

09-25-2011 , 05:44 PM

#454

PapaPyrite

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OK, so you are saying more strippers/hookers, only moderate drinking and less smoking. Thank you for your expert advice. My youth was misspent obv.

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong!

Hopefully Generation Y will do it better than us baby boomers

09-25-2011 , 06:09 PM

#455

Ice_W0lf

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

You should have just gone with the general term 'broad'. It keeps you from having to deal with semantics.

This. And if she has a problem with it, tell her if the word was good enough for Sinatra to use, then she's good enough to be called one.

09-25-2011 , 06:14 PM

#456

TBobLP

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

tell her if the word was good enough for Sinatra to use, then she's good enough to be called one.

If this NOM doesn't win I will no longer have faith in BQLC

09-25-2011 , 06:30 PM

#457

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

OK, so you are saying more strippers/hookers, only moderate drinking and less smoking. Thank you for your expert advice. My youth was misspent obv.

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong!

Hopefully Generation Y will do it better than us baby boomers

How do people get those mixed up anyway?

promiscuous sex>drinking>smoking AINEC

09-25-2011 , 10:31 PM

#458

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

Lezbehonest please.

This isn't even close.

09-25-2011 , 10:47 PM

#459

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

If this NOM doesn't win I will no longer have faith in BQLC

Well... I'm usually the picker, with input from everyone else.. so it'll be tough.

09-25-2011 , 10:53 PM

#460

PapaPyrite

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OK, I'm down with anything to do with the Rat Pack! This is the Vegas I first knew......as a baby

Almost everyone in that era smoked and drank hard liquor, you had to be like the cool guys.

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 09-25-2011 at 11:06 PM.

09-26-2011 , 05:41 AM

#461

sheeprustler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy_Jenkins45

I think government should gtfo with stupid no smoking indoors laws . It should be up to the owner of the establishment if they would allow smoking or not . fwiw , I would always sit in the non smoking section of restauraunts . I assume that probably all of them would choose no smoking as most people dont smoke anyhow ldo . I just hate goverment telling people what they can and cannot do .

And no smoking in bars is lol to me anyhow . Let me get 15 jager bombs and a shot of jack please , oh and can you put that cigarett out ? I care for my body

No owner would ban smoking because they'd lose ground on their competitors. A pub near where I live tried it before the smoking ban was introduced and they had to abandon it after a few weeks.

09-26-2011 , 06:53 AM

#462

Leroy_Jenkins45

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bars probably wouldnt ban smoking I agree , but i would bet most restauraunts would .

09-26-2011 , 08:01 AM

#463

wafflehouse1

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We actually had some pretty successful bars and restaurants that were smoke free before our indoor smoking ban fwiw.

09-26-2011 , 09:26 AM

#464

sheeprustler

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I guess it would work better in the US than in Ireland.

09-26-2011 , 11:11 AM

#465

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Snake Plissken "land of the free"

Last edited by IamPro; 09-26-2011 at 11:26 AM.

09-26-2011 , 01:49 PM

#466

PapaPyrite

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No smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no guns, no foul language, no women (unless you're married), no red meat...... no poker.

LOL land of the free.

Where is Snake Plissken when you need him?

09-26-2011 , 01:53 PM

#467

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

wat? I did all of those things Saturday night..except replace guns with taser

09-26-2011 , 01:55 PM

#468

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

wat? I did all of those things Saturday night..except replace guns with taser

Pics or it didn't hap....

nm, I totally believe you bro.

09-26-2011 , 04:45 PM

#469

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Close enough?

09-26-2011 , 04:47 PM

#470

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Funny story...I had a dude just get majorly sucked out on my table, few hands later he flops a Q high straight flush with 15 mins left in the $500 high hand give-away. Table breaks about 5 mins later and as we are both walking to the same new table they announce the new high hand is a K high straight flush....**** his life

09-26-2011 , 06:00 PM

#471

PapaPyrite

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Epic.

Can I just live vicariously through you from now on?

This is my typical day....

09-26-2011 , 06:02 PM

#472

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

Epic.

Can I just live vicariously through you from now on?

You would never know how things ended.

09-26-2011 , 06:05 PM

#473

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

Question for each of you:

How large is your penis?

09-26-2011 , 06:05 PM

#474

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

You would never know how things ended.

mother ****ing zing

09-26-2011 , 06:12 PM

#475

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Question for each of you:

How large is your penis?

e-Peen or physical penis? There is quite a big difference probably, quite sure the mods will not allow pictorial evidence to be submitted. In which case, mine is ****ing huge! I always know it is winter because the water in the toilet is cold.....

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