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11-17-2011 , 09:03 AM

#401

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

That varies by country. In some countries it's cultural and doesn't really need to be taught.

Of course I'm not going to name any countries to avoid any racist accusations. Besides, I quite like ice cream and cappuccinos, and sangria and tapas, and fine cuisine and arrogance, and pancakes and spliffs, and bratwurst and lager, and pretty much anything south and central american.

Last edited by gothninja; 11-17-2011 at 09:09 AM.

11-17-2011 , 10:03 AM

#402

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

Sangria is South American? Always thought it was spanish...

11-17-2011 , 10:18 AM

#403

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

It doesn;t matter if you are racist. You can just shake hands and it's all done with.

11-17-2011 , 10:20 AM

#404

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

It would be the same for sexism too - if only women could shake hands properly.

11-17-2011 , 03:47 PM

#405

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

What's wrong with being racist? You make it sound like an insult.

Last edited by Palikari; 11-17-2011 at 03:48 PM. Reason: quote from one of my favorite movies: "I Kina spiser de hunde" (In china they eat dogs)

11-17-2011 , 04:41 PM

#406

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

25 Hours of driving this weekend for leisure.

Hope it's worth it.

Checking out for 4 days

11-17-2011 , 07:03 PM

#407

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

Full moon or school must have been out this week, a new batch of tards has emerged.

11-17-2011 , 07:18 PM

#408

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Mods should really declare open season on tard-baiting in these plentiful times imo.

It's not really fair that you guys keep all the sport to yourselves.

11-18-2011 , 10:31 PM

#409

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Bollocks

11-18-2011 , 10:44 PM

#410

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Bollocks

Yeah, would have been epic headsupaments. Scared of you imo.

11-19-2011 , 01:19 AM

#411

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Downtown Palm Beach tonight getting right. Convince me to take mad pics bro.

11-19-2011 , 01:28 AM

#412

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Downtown Palm Beach tonight getting right. Convince me to take mad pics bro.

suck a bag of dicks

Last edited by IamPro; 11-19-2011 at 01:28 AM. Reason: PICS BRO PICS... w/o the bag of dicks

11-19-2011 , 01:30 AM

#413

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

suck a bag of dicks

Do you mean a bag of dicks as in cut up and placed in a ziploc bag like processed chicken parts or shooting out the top of a paper bag like a bunch of baguettes

11-19-2011 , 01:33 AM

#414

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Do you mean a bag of dicks as in cut up and placed in a ziploc bag like processed chicken parts or shooting out the top of a paper bag like a bunch of baguettes

ninja fast, wp

11-19-2011 , 01:52 AM

#415

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Most people have sucked dicks if you think about it...

-women (they suck dicks)
-gay dudes
-straight men who have been forced to suck dicks

There's like 4 thousand people in the world that haven't sucked dicks

11-19-2011 , 01:54 AM

#416

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

I'm chilling with this group and one of the dudes is talking about how he bought 5 fedoras today.

11-19-2011 , 02:08 AM

#417

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

rofl

11-19-2011 , 02:53 AM

#418

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

"I don't ever want to accidentally ask for something called a 'blast bottle' and actually be handed something"

<3 fedora dude

11-19-2011 , 05:04 AM

#419

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

...There's like 4 thousand people in the world that haven't sucked dicks

An ex-gf of mine is in that number. We didn't last long.

11-19-2011 , 05:07 AM

#420

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

4001 coz I def have not

11-19-2011 , 05:10 AM

#421

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

4001 coz I def have not

Just cos you're not supple enough... I bet you tried tho.

11-19-2011 , 05:55 AM

#422

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

Just cos you're not supple enough... I bet you tried tho.

Well, may have tried when in college and completely faded, but I really don't remember

11-19-2011 , 08:14 AM

#423

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

11-19-2011 , 08:29 AM

#424

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Are those hats on a bed?

Haven't you seen the trouble hats on a bed caused in Drugstore Cowboy?

11-19-2011 , 09:30 AM

#425

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

3,2,1,4

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